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Cold.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 10:58 am
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On it's own : Cold
With Beans : Hot


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 10:59 am
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I used to like you.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 10:59 am
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Hot, if fresh. Cold otherwise. Reheated - no.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 10:59 am
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What sausage roll? Where?!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 10:59 am
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No no no no no!!!!!!!!!!

Hot and crispy, and never with beans.

I'm sorry I feel quite passionate about this!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:02 am
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Hot. And no ****ing microwaves either.

<edit>Never knew that F e c k ing was spelt *******</edit>


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:03 am
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Defo hot, only tramps and ramblers eat them cold!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:03 am
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Am I throwing it at some-one?


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:03 am
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Its a sausage roll. There are no rules, other than it should be followed by another one.

If theres any of this around, even better....

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Posted : 04/09/2015 11:04 am
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Hot so long as they're fresh from the oven. #If they've been within three feet of a microwave or a warming cabinet then they need to be disposed of - probably by throwing in the binners.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:04 am
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Hot - there is no other option!
Pastry's crispy and fresh that way.
NEVER cold!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:07 am
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gary tank commanders view on the sausage roll debate


 
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I believe the rule is:
Sausage roll = hot
Pork pie = cold.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:08 am
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Warm.


 
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Nah. Cold and with a moistness of 1.25 RC.

RC being the SI unit of moistness with 1 RC being equivalent to 1 Ritz Cracker.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:09 am
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High street or artisan variety - it makes all the difference....


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:15 am
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I always the SI unit for moistness was something else entirely


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:16 am
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Anyone attaching the word Artisan to a product other than furniture should be fired into the sun.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:16 am
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hilldodger - have a word with yourself.

The word 'Artisan' has no place in this conversation. Or any conversation involving food or beer, come to that

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Posted : 04/09/2015 11:17 am
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Sausage rolls are hot because they are cooked in an oven.
The question you are really asking is fresh or stale?


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:22 am
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...or moist.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:23 am
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er - have a word with yourself.
The word 'Artisan' has no place in this conversation

But this is the home of the 15 quid burger - anything less than organic wild boar & truffel sausage in a rye and quinoa pastry with a goose egg glaze just isn't trying.....


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:26 am
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Binners +1

The only answer is yes.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:28 am
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But this is the home of the 15 quid burger - anything less than organic wild boar & truffel sausage in a rye and quinoa pastry with a goose egg glaze just isn't trying.....

There's plenty of room for everyone in the ship that will be fired into the sun.

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Posted : 04/09/2015 11:28 am
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rye and quinoa pastry

[worries about the ability to get a decent pastry. Bread yes, pastry...mmmmm šŸ˜• šŸ˜‰ ]


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:30 am
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http://www.artisan.uk.com

Bet they do a nice sausage roll!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:33 am
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^Wnakers. Sun. Boom. End.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:34 am
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In the Northern Quarter? It can get in the ****ing sea!!!!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:36 am
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Sorry, but did I read cold pork pie? Is there another way???


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:39 am
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Sorry, but did I read cold pork pie? Is there another way???

Hot, freshly made pork pies are awesome the red-hot semi-liquid gelatine adds a frisson of danger to the experience.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:42 am
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I believe the rule is:
Sausage roll = hot
Pork pie = cold.

toppers knows his [s]onions[/s] baked goods.

A nice splooge of brown sauce on the plate for dipping & off you go!


 
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I believe the rule is:
Sausage roll = hot
Pork pie = cold.

With Ketchup on the roll, salad cream and/or English mustard with the pie. Job done


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:46 am
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Hot pork pie and peas from here, oh my.

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Posted : 04/09/2015 11:59 am
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mini pork pies, microwave for 30 seconds, melt in the mouth goodness šŸ™‚


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:00 pm
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Lad that used to work for me swore by dunking in tomato soup. They still haven't found his body.


 
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There are two ways, both are as correct as each other-

1. As a quick and dirty snack- cold, straight out of the packet with a squidge of tommy K, furtively scranned in the kitchen.

2. For tea- warmed up ([u]not[/u] hot), with processed peas and some brown sauce, with a cuppa. There may be the possibility of a chip or two as well + slice of thick white (buttered, ta).

I will happily demolish a five pack of Lidl sausage rolls using method 1 😳 šŸ˜†


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:01 pm
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Hot with tomato ketchup.

Will tolerate cold as part of a picnic.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:08 pm
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reheated in the microwave until the pastry has gone see through and the pink goo has reached nickc's SI of moistness. yum.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:17 pm
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it's a VAT-dodging cold for me


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:29 pm
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Great question. Reminds me of the red sauce / brown sauce quiz on the Radio.

Cold. Never reheated as they are just a soggy mess.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:34 pm
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They've gotta be cold! That's when the flavour comes alive!


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:39 pm
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Warm from Melton butchers for the sausage roll.
Fresh out of the oven at the Great Bircham deli for the pie.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 12:58 pm
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Hot. covered in vinegar. Then brown sauce. and beans. Lots of beans.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 1:01 pm
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Hot. covered in vinegar. Then brown sauce. and beans. Lots of beans.

I take it you don't like them much.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 1:40 pm
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Always cold always with mushy peas and always with mint sauce. Thread closed.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 4:46 pm
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I always regret not heating my shop bought ones up but like there's any chance I'm gonna find a microwave in town, arghhhhhhhhhhh!

They should have a community microwave that charges 20p a zap outside the corner shop, that way I'll never be disappointed again.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:16 pm
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Meat Pie, sausage roll
C`mon Oldham give us a goal !


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:29 pm
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Mint sauce? What unholy deviance is this? Somewhere near the top of the m66 I've just heard the sound of Binners exploding.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:31 pm
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Warm but not hot, never reheated, dash of brown sauce or Lee and Perrins.
Pork pies are cold and serve with mustard.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:36 pm
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Somewhere near the top of the m66 I've just heard the sound of Binners exploding.

I saw it, but I'm only 9 miles away.

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Posted : 04/09/2015 5:37 pm
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Pork pies are cold and serve with mustard.

Not if they come topped with apple and fig chutney etc


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:39 pm
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Fresh from the oven (11:50am) from Paddocks butchers in Hagley. 3 please, any more then I feel my arteries harden

Cold otherwise. Never, ever reheated


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:44 pm
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Mm now I want some. Sainsburys do a nice sausage roll with caramelised onion


 
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caramelised onion

WTF? Do you manscape™?


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 5:53 pm
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Yep, I'm in the bath right now doing so


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 6:02 pm
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With a sausage roll?


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 6:02 pm
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Warm. I grab them warm in the bag from Mozzers (if timing is off and they've cooled on the stand - then walk on by - like a russian roulette diet) It's then a race to get somewhere quiet to ram them gobwards whilst still warm and sensuously scented. Have been seen riding the bike whilst smoking a warm one negotiating islands etc. I do feel some shame.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 6:14 pm
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Hot - there is no other option!
Pastry's crispy and fresh that way.

...and dripping with grease 😐

Sausage rolls are much better once that grease has cooled and solidified.

There are some exceptions. Our local butcher does a sausage roll which isn't a regular sausage roll at all. It's more like a slab of meat, wrapped in a thin layer of crispy pastry. They're pretty good hot or cold.

I did take a risk recently. In some deli place I was asked the question - hot or cold? Brain whirred over frantically in a desperate panic for a second. And feeling daring, I blurted it out. [i]Hot, please.[/i] My rationale being that I'm expecting some bad-ass boutique sausage roll - this could be one to take fresh out of the oven.

...they took a cold one and popped it in the microwave for two minutes. That pretty much put a downer on my entire day.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 6:35 pm
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...they took a cold one and popped it in the microwave for two minutes.

Someone else who has booked their ticket to the centre of the sun.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 6:37 pm
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Either ,but never in the microwave.
What about pork pie?


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 6:39 pm
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Posh ones, such as the excellent ones from Robinson's in Stockbridge - Cold, or warmed nicely in the oven.
Cheaper, but still good, ones, such as Reeve's bakery's offerings - Warm, from the bakery.
Anything else? Not even worth eating! šŸ˜‰


 
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Cold - those massive bags of mini frozen ones are best. Cook, cool then bladder in tomato sauce - yom yom
Been know to devour a a full bag in one sitting šŸ˜€


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 7:23 pm
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Tebay do some amazing sausage rolls.

Edible even when cold and travelling..... Lots of tarragon and stuff. Awesome


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 8:07 pm
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Cold if it's from a petrol station/service station/corner shop fridge.

Warm/hot if it's fresh.


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 10:40 pm
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I believe the rule is:
Sausage roll = Cold
Pork pie = Hot

FTFU

Sausage rolls are by fr the best after been in the fridge for a hour or so after cooling. Definitely the only way to eat them.


 
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I've been to places where they think a sausage roll is a sandwich! Degenerate scum


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:17 pm
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I've been to places where they think a sausage roll is a sandwich! Degenerate scum

The south???


 
Posted : 04/09/2015 11:37 pm
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Hot with brown sauce. Preferably this one:

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Posted : 05/09/2015 6:54 am
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Well, I think there is consensus here. Sausage rolls are good.


 
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I think the important thing is sausage rolls.


 
Posted : 05/09/2015 11:07 am
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Warm...neither hot nor cold


 
Posted : 05/09/2015 11:27 am
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In the bin. Given the choice I'd go for a steak bake or chicken bake every time. Sausage rolls are too greasy when they're hot. Not bad cold though.


 
Posted : 05/09/2015 2:21 pm
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Warmed in a microwave. With a hot chilli sauce. Eaten with a fork.


 
Posted : 05/09/2015 4:55 pm
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Hot, with mushy peas and gravy.


 
Posted : 05/09/2015 7:28 pm
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Oh, and mint sauce, or brown sauce at a push.


 
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