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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The next lines are yours,
You know what to do!

[Unless you don't in which case what I mean is complete the poem in any way that you see fit]


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:06 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Shit stinks
And so do you!

🙂


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:07 pm
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Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:07 pm
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But I'm Cheap
& nicked these flowers


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:09 pm
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Poems should be in the chat forum.
This one isn't


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:09 pm
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I have a hard on
and its just for you

thats romance oop North that is


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:10 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your'e in the wrong forum
You know what to do.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:10 pm
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^^^Eerk. Pls move, soz


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:10 pm
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....

I'll own you with bombers
then wee in your shoe


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:13 pm
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All this love


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:14 pm
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Roses are red
violets are blue
you own an Audi
and an Orange 5 too


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:15 pm
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I've got Alzheimers.
Half a pound of carrots please.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:15 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base,
Are belong to you.

</geek>


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:15 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem won't rhyme.
Get in the van.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:15 pm
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Your'e in the wrong forum
You know what to do.

Arf. Moved.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:16 pm
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Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:17 pm
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[i]Roses are red,
Violets are blue.[/i]
The moderators
Have their eyes on you.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:18 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag smell
Like chloroform to you?


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:21 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets ate glorious.
It really isn't smart,
To sneak up on Oscar Pistorious


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:22 pm
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Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
You lot really need something to do.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:24 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Insults are common,
**** you!


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:24 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't choke on a lump
Remember to chew


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:24 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm crap at poems,
Show me your tits.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:27 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:35 pm
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Roses are rubbish
Violets are crap
I've heard 'watsontony'
Is a trustworthy chap


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:39 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I overtook Molgrips,
From the back of the 'queue'.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:48 pm
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roses are red
violets are blue
don simon was banned
and yeti too


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 1:50 pm
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roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 2:12 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Scientific studies of the benefits of helmets show that
<BANHAMMER>


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 2:34 pm
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...
...
Froome-dog is ace
And Contador poo


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 2:41 pm
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Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are VIOLET,
which is different from blue.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 2:44 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My wing mirrors are heated
And I have the strangest...


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 2:44 pm
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roses are red
violets are blue
my surnames darcy
and at uni i had a reputation for being deadly with the ladies


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 2:46 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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Posted : 16/07/2013 2:47 pm
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Posted : 16/07/2013 2:53 pm
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TomHoward wins the outstanding context award.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 3:08 pm
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Yes, you are.

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Story of my life.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 3:55 pm
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...
I once saw a hippo, that looked just like you


 
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Posted : 16/07/2013 5:12 pm
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Roses are red
Violets a blue
You're ugly as ****
But I'll be sober tomorrow*

*Churchill gag.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 5:20 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
29ers are the future
And so is 650b


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 5:40 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
What tyres for rolling,
that give grip too?


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 5:40 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just had some picolax
& now I need a poo!


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 5:41 pm
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pooter is playing up,
My wallet will be lighter.

🙄


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 6:04 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not very good at rhymes
Train

variations already done on the I have a knife/get in the f*ckin van which was always a valentine favourite of mine.


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 6:27 pm
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650nm is red,
greeen is 532.
Cheer up Chewkw,
tomorrow may be brighter!


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 6:31 pm
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Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
tits

Cheers

Danny B


 
Posted : 16/07/2013 7:29 pm
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
It's too friggin' hot for me,
don't know about you!


 
Posted : 17/07/2013 9:46 am
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once had a woman
Now I'm alone and sad and miserable and FREE!!


 
Posted : 17/07/2013 9:50 am
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't write poetry
Bacon

(I read the above on Pinkbike and it is my favorite poem ever! 😀 )


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 1:07 am
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can't write a rhyme
Cos I haven't a clue


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 5:45 am
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been up all night
How about you?


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 5:56 am
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dawn was fantastic
And Rosie was too!


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 6:21 am
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roses are red
violets are blue
i like turtles


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 6:27 am
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roses are red
violets are blue
my laptop's got porn on
and it's covered in goo


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 6:55 am
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Pinks are pink.
We must laterally think.
A new kind of poem,
is in need of a-showin'!


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 7:12 am
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Posted : 19/07/2013 7:21 am
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Rose are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog
I can't see colours.


 
Posted : 19/07/2013 7:35 am

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