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Christiano Ronaldo has been celebrated in his home town of Valencia with a statue. the sculptor has been very kind to him as regards his tummy-banana!. Crikers!!!
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Christ! Thats right up there with....
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Aside from the ridiculous jock strap bulge, he's either wearing ill fitting leggings in the sculpture or he's got very baggy leg skin.
Oh and his hands appear huge.
I feel better realism could have been achieved with a pose of him rolling on the floor clutching his knee or ankle while winking at his team mates....
doesnt he wear long sock/stockings when he's playing?
Stoner - Memberdoesnt he wear long sock/stockings when he's playing?
Well, I think he wears football socks that go to just below the knee.
But they aren't wrinkly and baggy (like Nora Batty's tights).....
Surprised he is smiling, that is one crap statue
Look mummy there a massive cock, and a statue.
And it doesn't even vaguely look like him facially. The 6th form A level artists at my place are to a student more talented than that sculpturer . I'd have been contemplating not turning up to that ceremony in his boots.
Binners by pure coincidence i was on a school trip to the wallace monument when that was unveiled. I seem to remember the sculptor had suffered a heart attack or had had heart surgery and decided to carve it.
There were more than a few giggles from us, the teachers just about managed a straight face.
Cheers Drac,for posting pic,filters @ work won't let us do that!,(oh nadgers,er not that I am at work..., sacked!!),@ Speshpaul nice one!. 🙂
If Ronaldo is paying you to make a statue then it seems obvious you'd make it as flattering as possible.
In fairness to him he has built the museum as a tourist attraction to encourage visitors to his hometown and he gives a lot of money to charity projects having come from quite a deprived background.
In fairness to him he has built the museum as a tourist attraction to encourage visitors to his hometown and he gives [s]a lot of[/s] as much money to charity projects as the taxman allows him [s]having come from quite a deprived background[/s].
Allegedly.
Managed to get his smug smile quite well. Look at the bloody cock on him though!
I wonder if he got to approve it? "more cock please".
more cock please
Yo mama.
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Yo mama.
No, [i]Yo[/i] mama.
obviously still a bit insecure after this
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ahh beaten to it
Where is the statue of Mel Gibson in fancy dress?
Look mummy there a massive cock, and a statue.
Nice
You have to be a serious narcissist to have a statue and a museum done to yourself
That statue is poor on so many levels
Some say,not me obv.., people struggle to recognise the winker,as he's not diving....,jus sayin'....
Ronaldo is an amateur in the narcissism stakes when compared to Nani. He has [url= http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/nani-immortalised-in-marble-statue/story-fn6s82ro-1225963046925?nk=be4c37e39a85baf445f4b390bf26a1ad ]a marble statue of himself in his front room[/url]. And he's absolutely shite!!!
[i]It stops you in your tracks. He's placed it on a stand in the middle of his living room. It's massive, you can't miss it. [/i]
😯
He could have just used the fulham jackson one and painted it 😉
@Binners - do you have that Mel Gibson statue on your desktop wallpaper or something, I reckon you post that up more often than a Jivehoney conspiracy thread appears!
As to the OP, you do have to wonder how much "modelling" went into making the mould for Ronaldos bits... 😯
Well he is big in Portugal.