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I’m nearly 42 and I’ve got a couple of mad eyebrows and the odd spider leg sticking out of the top of my ears. I can deal with this. I’m used to it.
However… WFT is this 3 incher doing growing out of my knee cap? WFT! It wasn’t there yesterday and it is today! Will it be 6” tomorrow? By the new year will I be able to lower it out of a tower window for a handsome price to climb?*
*He’ll be disappointed when he gets to the top.
you're turning into a werewolf really slowly.
I am nearly 40 and I suffer similarly with one that grows out the middle of my forehead overnight. Thankfully it only reaches a centimetre long rather than 3 inches like your one.
If you don't trim down below, they'll reach the maximum length then start growing backwards.
SimonFBarnes is so hairy, he has to be depilated on a daily basis, but by the next morning, he resembles a Peruvian rug once more.
I've never had hairy knees or foreheads, but yes, the ones in your nose, ears, etc, do start partying as you get older.
Just be grateful that you are not a woman........after years of watching your body change shape, wrinkles appearing, and breasts sagging dramatically, the final cruel insult.........you suddenly start growing a moustache and beard - giving all the appearance that you are turning into man 😐
Hairy the Spider.
Nose, ears, eyebrows are all fair enough, but I've started sprouting a proper tuft between my shoulder blades - if it gets much longer I'll be able to have a pony tail growing out of my back, with a good few inches of neck between that and the rest of my hair. WTFs that all about?
tuft between my shoulder blades
And in the small of my back...WTF
The first grey pube a few years ago was a bit traumatic. I still have it in a little zip lock plastic bag in my wallet. Makes for funny "guess what this is" moments in the pub.
And then there's THE (as mrs deadly refers to it) eyebrow. Just one, mind...over my left eye that's decided after all these years to forge it's own path, straight out from my brow. Not like those over sheepy eyebrows that just follow one another, no! I'm quite proud of it.
I had one of those the other day. Spotted a long grey hair, maybe 4" or so, that I thought had come from my head when brushing my hair. Only, it was attached to the middle of my chest. WTF?
Yanked it out and it doesn't seem to have grown back, but if that's the shape of things to come then when I shuffle off this mortal coil they'll be able to turn me into a handy throw-rug.
(reply to the OP, that was - I don't have 4" long public rabbits)
I still have it in a little zip lock plastic bag in my wallet.
There's just no need for that mate. No need at all. 😐
😆 @ Cougar
Hairy the Spider.
Lol.
Hairy the Spider.Lol.
But not on my head!
The older you get the less nookie and other pleasuring methods may lessen with some people.
This causes a build up of Testosterone, which in turn increases hair growth.
So for all your hairys...You know what you need to do to stop this happening. unstick your finest collection of razzle and rubbing those hairs away.
Could do with a few rogue hairs on top of my head in this weather...
I've come to the conclusion that despite all appearances, hair is actually one of the densest substances in the universe, so dense in fact that it will sink through a human body and rather than growing out of the top of your head will grow from ears, nostrils and shoulders. You still have the same amount of hair you did when your were 20, Harry, it's just growing further down. ask your missus if she reckons a BSC would be in order
Kryten: "What are you doing, sir?"
Lister (with pained expression): "Women have the pain of childbirth. Men have - plucking nose hairs..."
Mad eyebrows are cool and very useful. I use mine as guide for going between tight trees on single track. Bit like a cats whiskers 😉
I just affix a couple of cats to my bars. Has the added advantage of making great reflectors for oncoming traffic.
my mate had to have a reet longun remooved from up his arse 😯
i didnt have to do it for him or owt he just told me about it.
I seem to get nasal hairs which, judging by their length, must be attached to the back of my skull.
and the barber has started asking me if I want my eyebrows done too 🙁
Eyebrows - if I didn't trim there would be some at least 2" long at a guess.
Ears - have to be trimmed every time I shave my face.
Nose - frequently protrude beyond nostrils and have to be pulled - occassionally I get a really long white one that comes from deep inside and pulls out really easily, but is about 2cm long.
Top of arms and back - lone, random black hairs that just look ridiculous - back hairs up to 2" long.
Pubes - don't even go there.
Fortunately I have enough self pride to deal with all these issues and none are exposed to public view, however at 39 I dread to think what it'll be like if I ever reach 70.