Rogue facial hair.
 

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I’m getting to the age when I can grow more hair up my nose than on the top of my head and I’ve got a couple of mad strands growing in the eyebrows that need to be kept in check. However, this morning I noticed a new phenomenon, a single thick black hair about 6mm long in the middle of my cheek (face, not arse). It wasn’t there on Friday when I last shaved, but there it was today like some sort of aerial sticking out of my face.

WTaF is that all about?

Will I die?


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:44 am
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My eyebrows have gone bonkers lately.

I get a rogue hair on my arm. I pluck it, it comes back.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:03 pm
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Just yanked this bugger out. It had a brain attached to it.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:05 pm
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So your ears aren't sprouting yet? Just wait.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:05 pm
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Phone an ambulance while you are still concious!

I get these from time to time, thick, dark, almost plant stem like things, had a beard for over 12 years and not dead yet! They seem to coem out very easily when you get hold of them. Strangely satisfying...

keeping under control these days though

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Posted : 17/03/2014 12:12 pm
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i used to get the odd one of these on my chin. really thick, and also really easy to pull out with your fingers.
i didn't really care. they stopped appearing a bit ago.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 1:48 pm
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You know this "second childhood" thing some people talk about?

What you're experiencing is "second puberty" - it'll be acne next.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 1:59 pm
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I had a grey hair a few weeks back that was like, maybe 20cm long in my fringe!!

How in the world I missed that ill never know. Haven't found anymore touch wood


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 2:00 pm
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the barbers now trim my eyebrows and razz at my ear hair when doing the neckline, a rubicon has been crossed


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 2:37 pm
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I have a single see through hair that come straight out the middle of my forehead. Wife normally spots it when it gets to a descent size and yonks it out.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 2:43 pm
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Its old age. Welcome to a world of hygienic trimmers and ear hair.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 2:46 pm
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Is that a pic of Floyd Landis?


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 2:48 pm
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I've had a second puberty, no really I have. Came out in acne and those darn spots just wouldn't go away, hit me in my early 40's and ended up on Rackitain (sp?) however I have been sprouting random hairs for years I end up getting MrsBouy to pluck them (which she enjoys doing, inflicting pain that is)

Next thing you'll notice is you voice drops an octave 😆


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 3:25 pm

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