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This might be taking it a bit far.

https://www.vancourier.com/news/cyclist-throws-poop-at-car-following-collision-in-victoria-b-c-video-1.23504015


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 12:21 pm
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One word: Ebike

😆


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 12:28 pm
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quite impressed he could squeeze one out so quickly. Almost doing a Paula


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 12:52 pm
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Presumably he has an E-rectum.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:17 pm
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If the motorist did something wrong (and was intelligent enough to realise what) that reaction might make them think twice about doing it again


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:27 pm
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What's brown and sticky ?

His hand, handlebars and probably front door handle by now.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:40 pm
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make them think twice about doing it again

but where will it end? We'll all be shitting on the streets. I'll have to keep a full bowel, just in case of problems.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:41 pm
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Similar (ish) video here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-46261480/hartlepool-the-town-where-police-don-t-come-out at 02:23 pedestrian just scoops it out of his kecks and drops it on the pavement!!!!


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:46 pm
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now that Hartlepool one is even worse!

Unless of course the pavement has hit him at any point in the past. In which case it deserves it.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:49 pm
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I’ll have to keep a full bowel, just in case of problems.

I always empty mine before going for a ride. I shall carry some in a bag.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:49 pm
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now that Hartlepool one is even worse!

Well, that's just a depressing state-of-the-nation video. Who'd be a cop.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:55 pm
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Er... people do sometimes have an involuntary bowel movement in moments of fear, it's the adrenaline. I remember reading an account of a coup in an African city; shooting broke out and the reporter noticed that the streets were littered with faeces because people were so frightened that they just went on the spot.

A cup of coffee stimulates the same hormones, which is why it works so well in starting the "morning routine".


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 1:59 pm
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you can hardly say the bloke in Hartlepool seemed scared; he's walking along the street

And the chap in Victoria does seem to put some effort into producing his sample

Not that I've studied either video in detail you understand.


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 2:11 pm
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I'd rather have crap on my car than on my hands and all over my handlebars. What was the cyclist hoping to achieve?


 
Posted : 21/11/2018 2:56 pm

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