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What is it about ring sting from spicy food that makes it secretly satisfying? Is it simply down to getting that second small rush of endorphins coming out the other side?


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 1:29 pm
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My wee wee stings after eating too many jalapeños too


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 1:59 pm
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I don't think that is the jalapenos


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 2:01 pm
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Are you putting your winky IN the Jalapeños?


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 2:07 pm
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Or the Jalapeños up your winky?


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 2:12 pm
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Is dissapoint

I though this thread was about phoning people and then cutting off before they answered...


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 2:22 pm
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It can be recreated using Lanacane medicated talc


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 2:33 pm
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Ring Sting
I would, but I don't have his number.
Never keep the Deep Heat and the Anusol on the same shelf.


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 4:29 pm
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Proper ring sting on WHW

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Posted : 25/10/2015 4:57 pm
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If it's from a long walk plus a sweaty crack then it's not ring sting, it's arse wasps. (External factors = arse wasps, internal factors = ring sting).


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 5:05 pm
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Anyone recognise this chorus ?

Sing, sing or show us your ring
We`ve seen your ring its a terrible thing


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 6:08 pm
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We call on cheekyboy to sing us a song,
So sing you bastard sing,
Or show us your ring.

We've seen your ring it's a horrible thing,
So sing you bastard sing.

Just a polite way to get a sing song going at the back of a coach.


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 6:10 pm
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It's God's way of reminding you that you had a really nice meal last night.


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 10:26 pm
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^ It may be so, however, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't enjoy dabbing some Tobasco on there though, I think the outcome of that would be really unpleasant.


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 11:12 pm
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Please tell me that we didn't imagine it - was there a Pot Noodle advert (rapidly banned) which was only a slow zoom-in on a toilet with Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire playing?

Don't know what made me remember that.


 
Posted : 25/10/2015 11:14 pm
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No but I just saw this and blue coffee out my nose


 
Posted : 26/10/2015 7:02 am

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