[Closed] Rihanna poetry

her songs are the pits and she's got no... talent

she can't be good at sing-ing cos she's mime-ing.

her records aren't very good but I probably still would

ah yes, she is quite the bard herself:

You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's OK don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

Are we sure that isn't by Lennon/McCartney...

Her songs make me cringe.

But I definitely would 🙂

She purdy! Just turn the volume down

According to the web:

[i]Rihanna's pussy makes her debut in this Rihanna crotch shot picture. Rihanna was getting out of an SUV when she put her business on display.[/i]
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Sorry, where's the cat?

I like her, I like her songs, she's lovely :o)

edit:
I've seen her knickers.
AND she sings way better than I do

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting but I might just kick her out of bed for singing.

She likes to seek attention ... 🙄

Astonishingly one of the best guitarists in the world, Nuno Bettencourt, is playing on her latest tour.

So many voices, so many great sounds. That Rihanna's nasal whine sells millions, truly astounds.

She didn't write Umberella (ella ella ella) she only sings it.

She's a pop artist! What do you guys expect.
She's marketable and makes lots of money for herself and those around her....

Look at the record sales. Pretty similar to that of the spice girls, Steps and countless others in the same genre that will never make music that will last the ages.

You might as well start comparing the latest hollwood hotty to the great actresses of the past

Doesn't scan that well, gravitysucks. Please try harder

"Pretty girl makes lots of money"

That easier for you to understand Dez

just in case 6 words is too much for you....

Sex Sells

Is that like a haiku?

Astonishingly Nuno needs to pay the bills and is also a much better singer than that pop chick

What so the last Extreme tour, album, satelitte party album, and drama gods album made him nothing??? Nevermind the washburn and randall endorsements.