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No presents for Christmas by King Diamond, ludicrous 🙂 Tom and Jerry, drinking Sherry 😆


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 8:49 pm
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Boy named Sue. Always brings a smile to my face.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 8:52 pm
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I'm a man of simple tastes.

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Posted : 11/03/2010 8:58 pm
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can instrumentals count? If so I give you the majesty that is Yarmouth FiveO by splodgnessabounds.
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Posted : 11/03/2010 8:59 pm
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Ben Folds- For those of y'all that wear fannie packs always makes me smile


 
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Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith [/url]


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:12 pm
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**** a dog by Blink 182


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:13 pm
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Jazz butcher - down the drain

HMHB - joy division oven gloves


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:15 pm
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anything by John Lajoe type him into youtube and you will laugh


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:17 pm
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Bar 9 - Swagger. No words, just mad bass


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:18 pm
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Fat Girl - Steel Panther

Every time I hear the chorus I PMSL.


 
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ne ne na na nu nu - Bad Manners


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:26 pm
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Tex Ritter - [url=

Dreamed of Hillbilly Heaven[/url]

Pure cheese...


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:29 pm
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The awesomeness of Spinal Tap..

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?


 
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in a jar[/url]


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:38 pm
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Anything Half Man Half Biscuit is good by me.

"Ninety-nine percent of gargoyles look like Bob Todd"


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:47 pm
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"You dont wanna go Raga"


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:51 pm
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Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 9:58 pm
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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

My First Christmas As A Woman by The Vandals


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 10:05 pm
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"God Save The Queen".......... always cracks me up.

Apart from "God save the Queen", which has always tickled me, my favourite line is "Frustrate their knavish tricks".

Followed by "Confound their politics"..........'cause yeah - that'll teach the ****ers.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 10:07 pm
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'so f*cking what' by metallica (originally performed by The Anti Nowhere League... but that's a whole different thread)


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 10:13 pm
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First heard this in the 80's I think.... still can't stop smiling at it.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 10:39 pm
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Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo[/url]


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 10:42 pm
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The Fish Heads thing made me think Residents - Barnes & Barnes were kinda ripping them off, but without the talent. Could be any Residents tune, but suck on this!


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 8:42 am
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Anything by Cake, this for instance.

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Posted : 12/03/2010 9:28 am
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and Big Bottom from Spinal Tap are winners too...


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 9:33 am
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'What's he building in there?' Tom Waits.


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 9:39 am
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I like Ballad of Chasey Lane by Bloodhound Gang.
I also like their video to Bad Touch, but that's only because the singer in his dog/bear/??? outfit looks like a friend of mine so it makes me laugh.


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 9:40 am
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anything by goldie looking chain


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 9:44 am
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The Orcs from Eurovision:

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-Hard Rock Halelujia[/url]

Cracked me up for ages, and the video's even sillier.


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 9:52 am
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Steak for Chicken by the Mouldy Peaches, very funny and a bit rude


 
Posted : 12/03/2010 10:22 am

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