[Closed] Ridiculous names

LOL.

We named a (rowing) boat "Brownsword" at uni which always raised a smile.

As did "F.Kinell", particularly when we convinced the gullible freshers that Frederick Kinell was a well known benefactor of the uni.

I went to college with a Mr (first name deleted for legal reasons) Brownsword.
He didn't find it funny, but that was his loss.

Once had (no, not like that) a supply teacher called Miss Sex. Really.
She didn't last long...

i had a abrasive wheels lesson with mr. cockburn - pronouced mr coburn

i used to go to school with a girl called anita chagger!! im not lying she is even my friend on Facebook!

When I was 14 the doctor who sorted out my broken leg was called Dr Love. I chuckled (OK s****ed) and said "Hi Dr Luurve" which went down like a tonne of the proverbial.

Got an engineering consultant we use at work called Dick Feast, always makes me s**** like a school boy when I hear his name.

When mrs carlos was young her dad did some work with the local scouts the leader was a mr christmas nothing unusual there but he married a lady called mary 😆 , if I were her i'd have changed my first name.

At school there was a girl a couple of years above me, called Anna Lingus, which was unfortunate, pre internet though, so I guess the parents hadn't been thinking when they christened her.

I work were there is a Sowerbutts (and they make a habit it's pronounced sourbutts). Unfortunate.

Went to school with an "Aeneas Swords", I kid you not!

I know an Ian Littler

It was quite funny at school [& similar] when his initial & surname were called out

I know a Mr Cheesemore

I used to work with Dan Dare! Really.

I met a teacher called Guy Fawkes last week. Nice guy, but he thinks that home fireworks should be banned on eco grounds.

And I've recently come across some top first names including: Precious, Dimple, Gifty, and Cosmic.

Oh, dear.

There;s a doctor at St James, Leeds called doctor toogood. I think he's a surgeon, if anyone is cutting me open i want it to be him!

I also went to school with a girl who's first name was lesley and second name anne. To make things worse, her surname was an abbreviated term for a prostitute.

I worked in the same company as a Richard Sizer, and yes he did call himself Dick.

meehaja, there is indeed I was at university with him and he was a very good cricketer.

I knew a guy from Barclays who used to sort out deceased folks estates called David Angel.
I was looking through the phonebook once looking for a mate's number & came across someone called Mr Wardrobe.

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Uplink, thanks for that, I have just got some odd looks from others in the office as I almost p1ssed myself reading that, class 😀

We've got an A. Dikshit in India.

k'snurkk

Used to work with a Belgium called Bert Sars (and his wife's name...Gloria!!)

My sister used to work in a school and one family had some unusual names for their kids. One was called Widget Sinnfein!

I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.

I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.

When I was working in Jersey we repaired a bike for a Mr ****ling. How we chuckled when he came to collect it and we made the sales girl repeat it several times, pretending we couldnt hear her!!!

Poor Skye 🙁 Not just having a chavtastic name... but smells like a bin [allegedly]
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I knew a Lawrence Tipping

Lorry Tipping

got a customer at work called David David.

Went to school with Imogen Bottom.

Never did find out what the picture was of tho... 😐

Told my SO about this thread & apparently there's an orthopaedic consultant at Leeds GI called Mr Limb.

My Brother in laws' new Wife is called Dr Scull..

I once had it away with a Victoria Plumb (and yes she was fruity)

**** just thought that was 45 bloody years ago!!!

We've a client called Fanny Gobler.

I once met a Theresa Green, and an Olive Branch. Sadly not at the same time!

There used to be brothers in Norwich called Joe, Lee and Wayne King. Honest.

Poor Skye Not just having a chavtastic name...

Oi! The wife's name is Skye!!!! Although, I might show her the link and she loves taking the piss out of chavs, so should get a reaction!

I had an English teacher at school called Mrs Whore she was also a Priest.

Helmut Pink - one of our German colleagues

but smells like a bin

On a remote beach out on the island of North Uist, a massive stainless steel beer container (that looks like a stage of an Apollo moon rocket) was swept off a ship and has been washed ashore. - Its empty, I checked.

On it, in absolutely massive letters someone has declared proudly "Kat Smells Nice"

Worked with a brickie called Porteous Cuthill

Apologies for double-entendre-free zone; his brother was Biggus Dickus 😛

or the guy works down the chip shop, Hugh Jarsal

(not really)

I knew a gynecologist called Dr Joy.

an interior designer called Wanda Circuler

and I am:

A Nutt

not to so near as the ones above, but went to school with a something Bates... which to under 16(?) year old boys was rather funny, when the teacher would call Master Bates, what are you doing?

When I worked at a life assurance firm I once saw a payout certificate for a Mr Richard Wiper. Cracked me up, anyway

A former lecturer of mine at Edinburgh University is a Prof. Underhill (but he's not short and hairy).

My parents once met an Australian couple called Bruce and Sheila 😀

Kit - you are a geologist and I claim my five pounds. (He IS short - Undertall we called him. Oh, the humour!!)

My sister's dentist is called Mr Dentith.

Working as a call centre drone in the early 90's, I took a curt lady's customer number to reveal on screen what was most probably the reason for her character. Her name? Ms Fanny Misfelt.

I've worked with Fanny Chew

Mrs Llama once knew an Ima Stone

My GCSE Maths teacher was called Mr Burney-Cumming. Needless to say I didn't do too well at GCSE Maths.

I never could comprehend what possessed him to teach secondary school students witha name like that either..

one from the wifes work Lol as in short for lawrence a long time ago but now given to a girl and from the text, laugh out loud.

one from a place i used to work a girl called Ndel. when asked it turned out that her mum wanted to call her after the midwife that delivered her. looking at the charts on the end of her bed she saw Ndel. thought it different and chose it. Ndel stands for normal delivery.......!

I am Dick Staines or R.Staines if you prefer....

beverly mycock
shame about her first name

Rumour has it that there's a bloke from Slaithwaite called Tripton Fell.

we have customers called:

**** Yoo

Raging Bull

and my personal favourite

Nasty B'stard

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I sh*t you not.