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From Urban defenitions 🙂

1. singletrackworld

A website populated by portly mid life crisis sufferers with delusions of gradeur, who think that riding around on an expensive push bike somehow makes up for their dull job in engineering or IT.

Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.
"I'm an overwieght, stuffy, pompous engineer with a lack of personality is there anywhere I can go to have petty arguements with people just like me?"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:03 pm
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again?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:04 pm
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Wow. WTF?

I've never seen this. Where did you find it?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:06 pm
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Yet again, again.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:06 pm
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jam bo - Member

again?

Maybe but I dont normally hang around on forums, its just at the moment I'm injured and its cold out.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:08 pm
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Mr Woppit - Member

Yet again, again.

Walking into the defenition 🙂


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:08 pm
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Give the guy a break ffs. No need to shoot him down just because he isn't aware of every post that's ever been on here. Why would you even bother posting if you're that pissed off at having seen it before. 🙄


 
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Did the OP not see the "post a photo of you" thread?

Considering that a significant number of people on that thread look like they are very probably "doing time" for, at the very least, a couple of cases of GBH, i'd be wary of peturbing them............. 😉


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:10 pm
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Maybe but I dont normally hang around on forums, its just at the moment I'm injured and its cold out.

Ah, then you need this.

http://singletrackmag.com/forum/search.php

Or, just hang around here more. We're a nice bunch and don't bite, though as demonstrated we can be sarcastic shitehouses. (-:


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:10 pm
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It's kill or be killed around here Gary! 🙂

(To be fair, this gets posted around once a month.)


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:11 pm
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Yawn


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:11 pm
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So the etiquette is to search the forum before posting just in case someone's posted before and it upsets the easily upset?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:15 pm
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who's upset?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:15 pm
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Maybe but I dont normally hang around on forums, its just at the moment I'm injured and its cold out.

Yeah,yeah ,and if you hadn't taken an arrow to the kneee you coulda been a contenda . 🙂


 
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[i]who's upset? [/i]

You


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:18 pm
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An echo you say?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:18 pm
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no i'm not.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:20 pm
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Yes you are.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:20 pm
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Yes you are.

Of the ten voices that have posted so far, I've got you down as the most upset with jam bo as the ninth.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:23 pm
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I'm not, I was trying to make jam bo upset though, just for kicks. 😀


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:25 pm
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I'm upset, but only becuase I've yet to hear another southern accent.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:26 pm
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Welcome to the internetz... 🙄


 
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So the etiquette

The what?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:28 pm
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Just so its not a suprise to everyone, there are funny pictures of kittens, and other animals on the internet.

and (shhhh) pictures of girls.....


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:30 pm
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So the etiquette is to search the forum before posting just in case someone's posted before and it upsets the easily upset?

Yes, same as on most forums in fact!


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 4:33 pm
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I know, I know, more than four letters. I thoughts you might struggle.

[i]Yes, same as on most forums in fact![/i]

Some people must have way too much time on their hands.


 
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Did the OP not see the "post a photo of you" thread?

Considering that a significant number of people on that thread look like they are very probably "doing time" for, at the very least, a couple of cases of GBH, i'd be wary of peturbing them.............

I dare not post a picture of me on that thread, as it will lead to a ban [again].


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 7:23 pm
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BTW **** the forum etiquette, thought this was a "Rad" site for "Out there" MTBers


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 7:24 pm
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BTW **** the forum etiquette, thought this was a "Rad" site for "Out there" MTBers

Surely you've been posting here long to know better...


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 7:54 pm
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I'm not, I was trying to make jam bo upset though, just for kicks.

Didn't work.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 7:55 pm
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Kryton shush and have an enough


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 8:47 pm
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I am portly and middle aged


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 8:50 pm
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So how do you know you are middle aged ?
You could die tomorrow and wasted 50% of your time.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 8:56 pm
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"definitions" 😉


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 9:00 pm
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OMG!
Anyone seen this?!?!?!


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 9:51 pm
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BTW **** the forum etiquette, thought this was a "Rad" site for "Out there" MTBers

Your kidding, closer to the CTC forums.


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 10:22 pm
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I'm sure there used to be a bit with Audi estates, Stupidly expensive razors and coffee machines as well, has that been deleted?


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 10:31 pm
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Here is mine from 3 years ago

http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/urban-dictionarys-definitions-of-singletrackworld

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Has this thread just hit 88mph


 
Posted : 22/02/2013 10:38 pm
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5 years ago and 5 posts, now its 39 posts, just shows once a statement is made it becomes truth. Touchy lot on STW 🙂
Any ways I,m popping out on my expensive bike which, being an engineer, have just serviced, to ride by myself but hopefully bump into some Rad people who are into building budget bikes.


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 8:20 am
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Shock, something on the internet has been said before.


 
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Dales_rider - Member
....to ride by myself but hopefully bump into some Rad people who are into building budget bikes.

That's funny, yesterday you frowned upon the purchase of budget bikes over on the other channel....


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 8:50 am
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Shock, something on the internet has been said before.

Indeed. Like those threads reminding us that Spinal Tap (or another film of your choice) is on, despite the fact it was shown only a few months earlier with, once again, an accompanying PSA. I mean, it's not like the EPG is hard to find, is it.

This isn't like that at all, oh no...


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 11:09 am
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That's funny, yesterday you frowned upon the purchase of budget bikes over on the other channel....

No I said people would laugh at you, riding Sora


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 3:16 pm
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Considering that a significant number of people on that thread look like they are very probably "doing time" for, at the very least, a couple of cases of GBH, i'd be wary of peturbing them......

hahahahahahahahah I've never seem a bigger bunch a placid looking, chubby middle aged, biffers in ill fitting baggys and ron hills.*

About as intimidating as snoozy kitten

*me included


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 3:37 pm
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I don't see that riding 2013 Sora on a winter bike, when my club knows I have a carbon Ultegra Bianchi in these cave awaiting the floods to recede would be a laughing matter.

That's just you being pretentious and there closer to the generic STW thought pool than you think.


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 7:27 pm
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Oh good grief.


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 8:09 pm
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Can someone post a lolcat please. They are soooo funny.


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 8:24 pm
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Kryton you know the rules,
I refer to rule number 25.


 
Posted : 23/02/2013 11:16 pm
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where's that dancing hamster?


 
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