[Closed] Rapture for Christmas?

Looks like all the elderly allotment owners are rattling their tools and suggesting the decimation of each others plots. I put it down to the onset of their own mortality, knowing that in but a couple of years they will be unable to tend their soil,and fearing handing over control to a younger more "liberal" generation. It looks like a weedkiller party is due around Jesus' birthday.

I guess that if the worst happens at least that that meek fella who lost his plot and ended up trying to grow stuff in the hedge will ultimately inherit the (poisoned) earth.