[Closed] Something for Saturday:

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In a similar, but more entertaining, vein
.. my mum lives in a big house seperated into flats. One of the neighbours put in a fishpond against the wishes of the neighbours and, more importantly, my mum.
I told my mum what I was going to do, but she wouldn't let me so when she went on holiday, I did it anyway.

Visit toy shop, buy a party pack of mixed balloons
Visit charity shop, buy some baby clothes, wools best beacuse it absorbs water and gets heavy
Inflate enough of the right balloons and tie them together in a "head, body, two arms, two legs" configuration
Squeeze them into the clothes
Plant the result in the pond

Pond was filled in shortly afterward.

[i]An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again [u]because I don't do refunds[/u]."[/i]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131

Anyone know of anyone who's been raptured yet ?

How would we know?

Actually....how DO we know if a nudist gets raptured?

Anyway. It's going down at 6pm apparently...so still time.

6pm ? Cool......gives me a chance to get a few things done. Although I'm surprised Judgement Day starts so late.

ernie_lynch:
6pm ? Cool......gives me a chance to get a few things done. Although I'm surprised Judgement Day starts so late.

Strangely it's running on US time.

Who would have thunk it.

Edit: Actually it's 6PM PST (9 PM EST), so will be about an extra 6 hours for us sinners to covet our neighbor's wife, worships false idols etc etc

Australia will get it first. By the time we get to hell all the best seats will have gone.

What is this American Pastor going to say to his congregation tomorrow when all of this fails to happen? "Ooops. My mistake."?

Cool......gives me a chance to get a few things done.

If the missus thinks I'm spending my last hours putting a gravel path round the shed she can knob off.

I note that on their website, despite saying there are zero days left 'til Judgement Day, they are still asking for online donations. I guess it's still worth getting the last few quid in before you are raptured to heaven and the world is completely destroyed.

http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

I thought this was quite apt:

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Just bought 6 bags of gravel. Confident that I'm not going to die tonight.

Ahh, just found out about this - bought some green bananas from Tesco this morning - damn.

Just bought 6 bags of gravel. Confident that I'm not going to die tonight.

Least your garden will look tidy before the off 😉

*scurries off to mow the lawn..

Of all the places in the world, it looks like I'm gonna be in Manchester for the rapture.

*puts on waterproof*

deadly - I'll be sipping the last bottle of that Frome cider stuff - very nice 😀

They wouldn't take my clubcard at Tesco today, it's a sign. LOL