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[Closed] RANT: Stubbing your small toe

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 hora
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Something that I havent done for a longtime so last night I decided to stub my small toe against some furniture.

Oh the joy of the silent scream followed by the launched invective at the sky, the Gods and calling out his sons name and fornication galore. Then dance followed, mind t'was more tribal. Thankfully my girlfriend came into the room asking what I was doing. Wasnt it obvious? I was practicing for strictly come dancing you mare.

Oh, I must try this again soon. So much fun.


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 9:31 am
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I knew who the author of this thread was just by looking at the title 🙂


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 9:34 am
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+5
poor use of the hands, bad posture


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 9:35 am
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Calling girlfriend a mare gets points 🙂 amazingly I feel sympathy for you, one of the worst pains known to man, makes childbirth look like a summer picnic.


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 9:50 am
 hora
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Pigface, I was thinking the same whilst typing as well. A punch in the face is easier to handle. The worse pain I've ever known was the days following jumping on a thigh exercise machine at the gym. I watched a lady in motion (oi), so decided to give it a whirl but whacked up most of the stack (being a man of course) and let rip for say 30reps. For two days it honestly felt worse than broken ribs for discomfort and annoyance 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 9:55 am
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MTFU dispraxic boy!¬ 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 9:56 am
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Careful Dylan, the thought Police will be along soon to take you away for that 😉


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 10:02 am
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I know what you mean Hora. When I was playing cricket (wicket keeper) no amount of preseason work could prepare you for the days after the first game. 55 overs of bend down and stand up = 55 repeats of 6 reps of deep squats. By Monday I couldn't walk downstairs as putting weight on an unlocked knee it would just buckle and crumple with an agonising associated cramp!!


 
Posted : 29/12/2009 10:14 am

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