[Closed] Racist jokes...if you have short arms and deep pockets...and the cap fits!

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to
have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bu@@er!"

A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone
should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it.
He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be
ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason
calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like
to come and have a look.
When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that
it's been engraved "she were thin".
He explodes - ****ing 'ell man, you've left the ****ing "e" out, you've
left the ****ing "e" out! The stone mason apologises and assures the
poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day
comes and the widower returns to the stone mason.
"There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud - "E, she were
thin".

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore @rsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad,
does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"