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^grrrrrrrr,,,#
fucjkinmg keanfrly cedked some guy sfor his horrible nasty opiinoins.....
knaknacjken sind kanrknackern....
**** you you ****
if it wasnt for the young felix sitting opposite i would hav e stuck my zoll stock in the guys throat. twice i nearly slapped the geezer
and then he had the audcattry to speak to the turkish guy t the gate as if he was his best mate,. a if saying he was in knast/prisoon with loads of turks made the situation better.
cant tbelivbeve i held it together
. cant believe the security held it together.
****
got to see te guy again tomorrow.
i am stink sauer
**** the ****s
Been smoking again?
Either that or needs to
haha!
not since last friday... although i wish i could.....! might help me clm dowen.
[quote=Cougar ]Been smoking again?
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Been smoking again?
Top trolling
fucjkinmg keanfrly cedked some guy sfor his horrible nasty opiinoins.....
knaknacjken sind kanrknackern....
Outstanding!
Art. Pure art.
clm dowen.
Climbed that the other day. That north face is tricky in the rain.
cannot bvelive that some peoiple cn be so ****ing ignorant/horrid/naive as to think that any one with dark skin is an arschloch.....
GF father is Iranian. this really ****s me off when somepne says "alle knarknacken sind nicht wilkommen....
fick dich du arschloch... just because you were born here does not give you the right to judge people based on their skin colour... wichser
got to work with this guy tomorrow...
so close to slkappping him silly.
what a next tuesday
Incoherentcy 10
Swearing 8
Random capitalisation 0
Made up words 10
I personally put a heavier weight on incoherentcy and swearing so overall a very good 8.5.
Simply tell him his words are offensive and illegal.
Tell him not to speak that shite in front of you.
Walk away.
I have had to do this many times during my working life. Sadly.
arschloch
added to vocabulary. thanks.
fanks
just burnt my spuds...
german keyboard.
anger
bigotry (word?)
****wits
geht nicht
arschloch
if it wasn't for little felix i would have stoved the guys throat with my zollstock
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what a chunt
fanks
just burnt my spuds...
german keyboard.
BEST HAIKU EVER!
Hugs alpin?
That's the best rant in a while. 8.6 from the Dunblane judges.
Cfh - outstanding work sir, that cracked me up
Oh and worthy of a good 8.9 on the rant op
fick dich du arschloch..
whereabouts in scotland is that? not sure I want to visit.
Is it racist that I read this in a thick Glaswegian accent?
i forgot the apostrophe.... i hd to look up apostrophe1 🙁
was für ein arschloch....
in berlin war's bestimmt nicht so gewesen...
Lovely to see the rare and exotic [i]Trollus Magnificus[/i] in full posturing.
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Are you saying Glaswegians are thick?
All I've learnt is foreign profanities get past the swear filter.
What actually happened then? Just some asshat being a racist idiot? Das ist meine bleistift
Wo is der bahnhof?
Wo is der bahnhof?
BEEP
Was is die unterschied zwichen ein D-Zug und ein Personenzug?
About all I can recall from O level German - we good at languages aren't we
stuck my zoll stock in the guys throat.
There are specialised websites for that kinda thing you know. 😉
fucjkinmg keanfrly cedked some guy sfor his horrible nasty opiinoins.....
Leaked script from "The Bridge"?
Been smoking again?
Top banter.
Bravo. Reads like a script from a German Pron Film.
Gold medal rantlympic effort!!
All I've learnt is foreign profanities get past the swear filter.
And searching for porn on a library computer gets past the nanny block if you search in Polish... 😯
Oh, and a chapeau to CFH, fine work, sir, wish I'd noticed that! 😀
Did this happen in Berlin ? On a lighter note have you been stockpiling your 10 days of food and 5 days of water ?
have you been stockpiling your 10 days of food and 5 days of water ?
Now that is an absolutely [i]excellent[/i] bit of government legislation if you're hoping to instill fear and panic into your people..
I think you can probably blame any racial tension over the coming weeks, months and years on that..
seems almost like a plan has been hatched or something (makes you think)
Wait a minute! I'm coalescing a number of concepts together here...
A man who needs to chill out by partaking of copious amounts of weed ....?
in Bavaria.....?
Enough food to last 10 days.......?
I've just invented a new fast food revolution.
A fusion of German and Glaswegian cuisine. A 16 inch pizza container filled to the brim with various types of deep fried sausage and pickled cabbage....and kebab meat and chips.
I shall call it ....
Der MünchenBox 😀
Zollstock...that confused me for a while here as they are work in metric not inches(Zoll).
Now that is an absolutely excellent bit of government legislation if you're hoping to instill fear and panic into your people..
Hard to disagree really. I always took the Germans as being thoughful and reasoned in their approach. This stockpiling "advice" is just more madness.
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I *heart* you Alpin.
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TheBrick - Member
Are you saying Glaswegians are thick?
I've heard it's a densely populated area... 🙂
arschloch
Some sort of anal timepiece?
I always took the Germans as being thoughful and reasoned in their approach. This stockpiling "advice" is just more madness.
Apparently it was the media (traditional and social) taking it out of context:
in a statement to BuzzFeed News on Tuesday, a spokesperson for the German government clarified they were suggesting people stockpile [b]only *if* there is a war or a national emergency.[/b]-- https://www.buzzfeed.com/rosebuchanan/the-german-government-just-suggested-that-people-start-stock
@ Roter Stern.... Zollstock, Meterstab.... Same same.
I heart you too, pimpmaster....
The OP earlier in the day...
Tom w...that's great..
Some sort of anal timepiece?
I've got one of those, I call it a metre ruler, what's it actually called? stollernocked?
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Wonderful rant. But the spelling of Kanacken threw me. And isn't Zolkstock an area in Sud Koeln?
You haven't accidentally crossed the border into Austria have you?
^^ 🙂 don't be talking about borders round there, all quite controversial
I genuinely thought the original post was a homage to clockwork orange, and a brilliant one at that .