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4" is pretty big seeing as I only play with 1/2"
What you got ? (give me a quote not a size)
"what's this airy fair crap we're listening to?"
"I prefer to call it ethereal"
'Can i come in your trench' .... brief pause
Tony Robinson to Carenza Lewis on Time Team
"She slept with who?"
"A new guy, he's called Dan."
"He must have been desperate..."
"£500+ VAT to repair your engine Sir" - not the quote I was hoping for...
Salesman: "That'll be £603 please sir."
Nasty quote all by itself, it has some context though.
Me: "For some tiles?"
Salesman: "Yes, these are high gloss, high quality, blah blah blah"
Me: "But they're tiles......"
/Looks at wife who is making puppy dog eyes
Me: "Lets try B&Q" (knowing full well no matter where we go from here on in, we'll be back here by the end of the day.
A financial expert on 5 Live last night -
"..there's a lack of uncertainty in the market.."
Anti-plain speaking IMO (similar to "I couldn't fail to disagree with you less" - B. Johnstone, HIGNFY episode)
Walking down chilled section in Supermarket.
Me, (under breath) "****ing hell it's freezing in here"
Son, "Dad, you can't swear in here, it's Waitrose...
LOL at nickc son.
Quality 😀
your meat is pink and moist, just the way i like it
Michelle Roux Jr
Masterchef "The Professionals" 2009
- Can I have 20 of those bulbs, please?
[i]- That's 15 Euros.[/i]
- And a receipt too.
[i]- Grand, 15 Euros and 7 Cents than.[/i]
In Maynooth, Ireland last Saturday.
"You are saying that all the local state schools that this government have drastically improved are knife-addled rape sheds"
Small Girl- "I've just done a poo squirrel."
Grumm, In The Thick of it?
I liked, "He's so dense, light bends around him"
"I've got a 'to do' list longer than a Leonard Cohen song"
"He wasn't a bad laddie. Ok, he had some convictions for shoplifting, but he only did that to pay his fines"