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PSA:1 man sex pond, £49.99, Amazon.

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Some PSA's warrant their own thread. Definitely worth setting up a Tinder profile with you pictured in one of these if you buy one. It screams successful man in any language. Look at this guy, he's living his best life.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BNZ7FN3F?smid=A1PJNMWR4AECE0&tag=pepperegc-21&ascsubtag=2693967365

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Posted : 01/06/2024 4:50 am
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BNZ7FN3F.

I'm not convinced that an ice bath would make a suitable w*nk tank

The search continues..


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:28 am
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I dunno, I can't fit in my bath properly so as a cold plunge pool that appeals. In reality more clutter and then more landfill though so probably won't be purchasing


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:29 am
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Not much use for a tinder profile when the ice bath reduces your asset to an acorn.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:32 am
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You say that, Drac, but there's a niche for everything these days!


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:39 am
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Could you get two of them, glue them together with some superglue and fibreglass, put in a perspex window and have your very own deep sea submersible?

Could go and visit some of the wrecks in the English Channel.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 7:36 am
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Do you have to fart for the full bubble effect?


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 7:47 am
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"Full immersion"?


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 8:15 am
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A couple of friends have these and they seem to work very well. One uses it to relieve back/hip pain and the other to help with depression.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 8:21 am
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You would have to make several trips to the off license to buy all the ice to fill it though.

Unless it comes with some sort of industrial ice maker?


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 8:25 am
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What's wrong with the green bin?


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 8:38 am
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You would have to make several trips to the off license to buy all the ice to fill it though.

That rather depends on the outdoor temperature. 😂


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 8:50 am
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A couple of friends have these and they seem to work very well.

Interesting, can I ask how they fill it up? Massive bag of ice from tescos + cold water?


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 9:39 am
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Just cold water. Normally used first thing in the morning so it has cooled down. FWIW we still get frosty nights at this time of year and in the winter are dealing with ice covered lochs for dipping. It probably helps that it's low volume and the sides are exposed so doesn't really retain much of the previous days heat. I guess you could also try to site it where it's not exposed to direct sunlight.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 9:46 am
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For the hardened Yorkshireists amongst us that wish to save some brass...

There is an alternative.

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Posted : 01/06/2024 6:38 pm
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Ours is currently 14°c and in the garden next to the raspberry patch. Don't use it myself but OH says it makes her sport recovery better.

Never got into the Wim Hoff stuff myself


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:44 pm
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Funny that, just bought one of those buckets for MrsF as she loves cold water swimming, but we no longer have a static caravan at the coast.

Won't catch me in it. Tap water is about 12c.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:52 pm
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Never got into the Wim Hoff stuff myself

I don't know anyone amongst my wild swimming/cold water therapy acquaintances who is into the Wim Hoff stuff.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:56 pm
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Assembled it today and it took over 450l of water apparently. Got a thermal cover for it to keep it cool. Tap water was cold enough apparently, especially when you aren't moving or got wet suit, gloves and shoes on. MrsF swears by cold water stuff.

Me, stuff off. Too cold.

We've also got a hot tub BTW.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 6:56 pm
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We’ve also got a hot tub

His and hers then


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 7:39 pm
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Quite. But it's too hot for me....


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 7:42 pm
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Relative temperature plays a part too. If the air temp is +20c and the water is +13c that can be a bit of a shock. If the air temp is -5c and the water temp is +2c then it doesn't feel as bad. Honest 🤣


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 7:47 pm
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At what temperature does jizz look like the spiral galaxy tail of a poached egg in water?


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 7:56 pm
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Look at this guy, he’s living his best life.


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 11:53 pm
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That's the longest video of a man swimming in his own bin I've ever watched!


 
Posted : 01/06/2024 11:59 pm
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^^This is what happens when STWers take their username to the extreme.

For shame @binners. For shame.


 
Posted : 02/06/2024 12:22 am
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Is the cold water tub the equivalent of the bedside beaker for those with hot tubs?


 
Posted : 02/06/2024 1:49 pm
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‘1 man sex pond” = w*nk tank?


 
Posted : 02/06/2024 4:12 pm
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Have you found any deals on 2 man sex ponds @Poopscoop ?


 
Posted : 02/06/2024 4:23 pm
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Have you found any deals on 2 man sex ponds @Poopscoop ?

Nope, but they are out there somewhere!


 
Posted : 02/06/2024 8:39 pm
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I nearly got a two person hot tub, was nearly as expensive as the 6 person one i ended up with...


 
Posted : 02/06/2024 8:42 pm
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“Full immersion”?

And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full immersion. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full immersion. Crime. Immersion. Crime. Full immersion. Crime. Immersion. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.


 
Posted : 03/06/2024 8:40 am

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