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Next week is.....
*drumroll*
[url= http://www.thecheeseweb.com/cheese-awards/british-cheese-week ]British Cheese Week[/url]
Be still my beating heart 😀
30 years ago it was Weak British Cheese so things have moved on a lot 😉
Another busy week for us then 0_o
Ooh, I camembert the wait.
That's an appealing uppercase thread title you have there.
Is there a particular British Cheese you're looking forward to?
Googling cheese names and it turns out the trade club is called
"The British Cheese Board"
my how they must have laughed 🙂
Is there a particular British Cheese you're looking forward to?
Helmetdale
Oh no. The cat's eaten it.
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi.
Lyburn Old Winchester (Hants) is most excellent, well anything from them is.
Glad it's cheese week, I need a shower.
*stands and applauds Mackem*
😆
Is there a particular British Cheese you're looking forward to?
All of them, of course 😀
Last time I had some Isle of Wight Blue I felt stoned. So I had some more. 
Nom Nom Nom.
Oh no. The cat's eaten it.
Has he?
Some of these jokes are terrible.
I'm Gouda here..
Oh no. The cat's eaten it.
Cheshire?
Some of these jokes are terrible.
In which case I'll be Caerphilly about what I say from now 😀
Sponsored by Ryvita! Jacobs or Carrs for me.
I'll be like this all week:
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What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
I'm sure there's Stilton of cheese related puns available.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Boring cheese fact, during WW2 the government stated all cheese manufactured had to be a certain type of cheddar nicknamed goverment cheddar, this went on for 9 years after the war during that time we lost a lot of cheese producers & also variety of cheeses that were made in the UK.
Oh & ransos, I did really LOL...
What cheese should you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone
Who's the biggest cheese fan on here these days? Is it Stilton?
igmc
Oh no. The cat's eaten it.
Has he?
She sir.
maycontainnuts +1 😀
[i]It's a very clean shop sir
Yes, well it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese[/i]
What cheese do you use to tempt a bear?
Camembert.