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[Closed] PSA: SERIOUS SANDWICH

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Large wholemeal pitta
Slices of grilled halloumi, doused in balsamic vinegar
Pastrami slices
Rocket
Sweet chilli sauce

As you were.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 3:57 pm
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*Middle class sandwich


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 3:58 pm
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That's a filled pitta, not a sandwich.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 3:59 pm
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Rocket???

You mean lettuce?


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:00 pm
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It's not bacon though is it.

And it's not even on real bread. That sir is not a proper butty.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:00 pm
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That's a filled pitta, not a sandwich.

Amen, Brother.

Also...doused? Lordy.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:01 pm
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😀

*prepares another [s]middle-class butty[/s] SERIOUS SANDWICH


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:03 pm
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As above,that is not a sandwich .
You must feel really stupid now.

Go and make a proper sandwich. 😛


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:03 pm
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*Is dissapoint

My god you're in trouble when Binners or Dr P get here....


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:04 pm
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Rocket. Always goes off before you get to eat it. IGMC


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:04 pm
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Rocket. Always goes off before you get to eat it. IGMC

I'm not angry....just disappointed.

*chuckles*


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:05 pm
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Pitta!!!
Heretic...
The grilled Halloumi sounds nice though.

Philly Cheesesteak from Planet Holywood.
Now that's a sarnie.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:05 pm
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Hey I'm not being serious today, it's a day off.

(And I thought paging threads were verboten).


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:13 pm
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Yesterday's boiled bacon, doused in Lyne Bay Winery Spicy Tomato and Jack Rat chutney, caramelised in a hot skillet, grated extra strong cheese and stuffed between 3 slices of bread - THAT is epic!
Bloody poncy toffs comin in here with their foreign "bread" and stuff....


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:33 pm
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Pfft. Best sandwich I've ever had was from the BMW restaurant in Munich. I still salivate thinking about it now.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 4:33 pm
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He might be irritating, but Jamie's fried cheese toastie on last week's show looked like a proper sandwich.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 5:00 pm
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He might be irritating, but Jamie's fried cheese toastie on last week's show looked like a proper sandwich.

I have told you several times now. That is not a show, that's my kitchen window. Please stop it.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 5:08 pm
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Aaah, two amusing 'username come real person/thing' comments in one thread. Very good.

OP - pittas are woefully inadequate, you need a proper chunky crusty loaf, or a baguette, for a proper sandwich.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:00 pm
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White bread. 10 fish fingers. Red sauce.

/end of thread


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:01 pm
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^^^ lol 🙂

Goats cheese and fig in a warm bagel is a new one in our house these days.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:02 pm
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Amateurs*

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*OK, technically not a sandwich per se, but neither is the OP's


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:07 pm
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And it's not even on real bread. That sir is not a proper butty

Thread closed


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:16 pm
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How and why...............


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:16 pm
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How and why...............

When two pieces of bread love each other very much....


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 6:18 pm
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Bet the OPs version of what he thinks was a sandwich was eaten with little fingers cocked with a chilled prosecco.....
Two thick slices of Granary bread, buttered on both slices, thick slices of mature Canadian cheddar and slices of fresh onion placed together....now that's a real sandwich and all man needs 😆


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 7:35 pm
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OP

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Posted : 14/09/2014 8:10 pm
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Jamie - Freeloader!
He might be irritating, but Jamie's fried cheese toastie on last week's show looked like a proper sandwich.
I have told you several times now. That is not a show, that's my kitchen window. Please stop it.

Ah, wondered why my remote wouldn't turn the volume down on your irritating mockney whine.


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 8:21 pm
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Sounds yummilicous....

Healthy sorta option I'd go for tbh....

Can't be arsed with being both fat and old an can't do much about getting younger...


 
Posted : 14/09/2014 9:25 pm
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Posted : 15/09/2014 7:00 pm
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I can't help but love cheese and pickle, good quality ingredients of course. When I've spent long periods in remote places abroad(3 months plus)I hanker after one bad. First thing to pass my lips when I get home, that and a pot of my favourite tea.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 7:12 pm
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I wasn't hungry until someone mentioned fish fingers sarnies.

<goes off the rummage in freezer>


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 7:15 pm
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Anything from Midnight Express in Chamonix.
American Double in particular.
You gotta be hungry to take one of those on.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 7:35 pm
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Come on... halloumi, in a sandwich, really?

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2 of my recient efforts.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 7:36 pm
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That egg & bacon one had me licking my lips - ruined it with the Clover 🙂


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:04 pm
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I agree. Sack the Clover. What's wrong with the fat out of the pan?

Looks good though.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:09 pm
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*puts jambourgie on 'The List'*

Sunshine, no contender for 'best sandwich' has rocket in it, nor is a pitta used.

Go and have a stern word with yourself whilst I remember the satisfaction I experienced whilst scoffing a steak and chips with peri peri sauce butty après #enduro yesterday.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:18 pm
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BALLS

That sandwich was the finest sandwich available to humanity.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:40 pm
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...but it wasn't a sandwich.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:42 pm
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Two thick slices of wholemeal olive bread. Mayo on one side, pesto on the other.

Salami, mozzarella, bit of cheddar, mushroom, lettuce and some sweet pepper inside.

Manwich.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:43 pm
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Fish fingers in the oven.

Nom.


 
Posted : 15/09/2014 8:56 pm

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