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Thinking it would help ease a minor irritation "down there," I sprayed some on my fin de la cloche. Jeepers - I thought it was going to be fin de ma vie.
Suffice to say I nearly pulled it off and threw it down the lav'.
I think this would be a better alternative:
What?! Why!!
That stuff is basically spray-on-superglue right? And it stings like hell on a graze/cut anywhere else.
What would make you spray it on [i]there[/i]?!
I guess I overlooked the Plaster part of the product name and assumed it was just a Savlon antiseptic spray.
I now know.
When will you next have a tinkle? Your Jap's eye might be sealed!
Rules of manhood:
#1 spray nothing on your fin de la cloche except lube
#2 If you're getting carpet burns on your fin de la cloche, ur doin it rong.
#3 that is all.
#4 Get a longer dressing gown
#5 Get the cat de-clawed
BTW. This thread is just fine without pictures.
You are a very strange individual and STW would be worse off with out you.
Done exactly the same on a rash / chafe in the crease between leg and groin - ooooh it didnt half smart
Missus had a chuckle though
Its seriously stingy stuff isn't it? I can never decide if I'd rather keep bleeding instead of using it.
I can never decide if I'd rather keep bleeding instead of using it
always keep bleeding! I can't understand how that product ever made it to market!
It must contain ethanol.

