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[Closed] PSA: New crisps.

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Oh my God. They're like some kind of traditional crisp/pork scratching/chilli flavoured, low calorie masterpiece.

I only bought them 'cos they were on offer, but these are even better than normal kettle crisps.

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Posted : 22/07/2017 5:45 pm
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Shoes on a Saturday?


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 5:48 pm
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Not to mention brown shoes, black socks and blue jeans, wtf sort of combination is that!


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 5:50 pm
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Don't worry, the STW fashionistas will be along to provide advice on how to correct your mistake any time soon.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 5:52 pm
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We can all see your chopper, you know.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 5:58 pm
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Who cares about clothes!? I'm more worried that the haft of his axe may not be made of wood.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 5:59 pm
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Lentil curls!?! What will they think of next!


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:02 pm
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Not even a Seiko watch...


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:05 pm
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They're awful things at least the pesto ones I tried were. Walkers fusions are decent for "healthy" crisps


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:06 pm
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Who cares about clothes!? I'm more worried that the haft of his axe may not be made of wood.

Sssshhhhhhhh. For all you know he might live in a 3rd world country where they don't have access to hand forged, artisanal, high-carbon Swedish steel wood chopping equipment. Careful you don't offend 😈


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:06 pm
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I can't think of anything I'd want less than style opinions from you lot of adidas gazelle, t-shirt and g-shock wearing lot!

You probably think walkers are the pinnacle of crisp engineering anyhow; I'm wasted on you.

<wanders off muttering>

Not even a Seiko watch...

Good effort, but not biting 🙂


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:07 pm
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. For all you know he might live in a 3rd world country.

Or....*shudders*....the North.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:07 pm
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adidas gazelle

8)


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:11 pm
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You probably think walkers are the pinnacle of crisp engineering anyhow

Nope, XL Cheese are the king of crisps.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:24 pm
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Bracelet suggests Omega?


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:40 pm
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Nah, an Omega wearer would have railway sleepers for raised beds. Not left over decking.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 6:59 pm
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Judging by the bottom picture if i were you i'd use the money your spending on crips on penis reconstruction surgery instead.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 7:28 pm
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Judging by the bottom picture if i were you i'd use the money your spending on crips on penis reconstruction surgery instead.

Wait...what?


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 7:33 pm
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I know its a shock isnt it! Its one thing to brag about balancing some Lentil Curls on the end of it, but my god its fugly.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 7:36 pm
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[i]Lentil curls!?! What will they think of next![/i]

I tried Yushoi 'green pea' pea pod shaped crisps last week. They turned out to be pretty uninteresting 🙁


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:10 pm
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Definitely not an Omega. Rolex Sub or similar, possibly pre-dating the ceramic bezel as from the photo it doesn't look like a shiny middle link.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:27 pm
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I'M SICK OF GODDAMN SWEET CHILLI.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:30 pm
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I don't understand sweet chilli at all. Chilli should be hot and spicy. Never sweet.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:45 pm
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Chilli should be hot and spicy. Never sweet.

So many good sweet chilli recipes out there. Not least chilli crab. I am now hungry....


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:46 pm
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Sweet chilli sauce cheese on toast, crab optional


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:48 pm
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I don't understand sweet chilli at all. Chilli should be hot and spicy. Never sweet.

Not a sweet and sour fan then?


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:51 pm
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I think you are all being a bit cruel.

The poor chap only has a left hand, that is why he has a one handed wheel barrow.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 9:26 pm
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Those are not crisps.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 9:30 pm
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The poor chap only has a left hand

That'll explain the choice of sensible shoes and trousers on a Saturday, his carer obviously dresses him in the morning.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 9:30 pm
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The other clue is that the laces are double knotted, he must have a boy scout helper.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 9:40 pm
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This has not turned out as I expected ... I'm so proud of you all.

Definitely not an Omega.

It's an Omega.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 10:05 pm
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What ever you do, don't have the balsamic vinegar ones, they are disgusting.


 
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What ever you do, don't have the balsamic vinegar ones, they are disgusting.

They'd go perfectly with those shoes tho, don't you think?.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 11:21 pm
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Ha! Great thread 😆


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 5:25 am
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What ever you do, don't have the balsamic vinegar ones, they are disgusting.

They'd go perfectly with those shoes tho, don't you think?.

Im in agreement, a very metrosexual combination.


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 6:30 am
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Tell your terracotta pot to stop being so shy


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 6:40 am
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I'm more interested in what you are constructing with all those building materials?


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 8:18 am
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Boulder Cheddar & Jalapeno crisps FTW.
None of this lentil rubbish.


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 9:05 am

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