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They're not your dealers are they??
And where is the [s]troll[/s] OP now?
As the old saying goes....men are from Mars, women are from Broadmoor.
Except for your mate's woman obviously. She's from Wet Beaver Provincial Secure Infirmary.
I do miss him really. More due to him not having a big enough pair of balls to actually stand up for him self. The ex is a b*tch but not as bad as her mother. She was a control freak if I ever saw one.
I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)
what ...you mean constantly needing attention , smelly and close to an R sole ?
Loving this thread. Although I was disappointed when the OP didn't finish with something like:
"It seems that the only time I can clear my thoughts and forget about all this nonsense is when I'm out on the bike - although it isn't the same without my mate. So, my question is: What tyres for getting over a mate who's ploughing a Canadian Underwear Cokehead?"
canadian underwear model - by defition simultaneously both dull and extremely interesting. 😀
perhaps you could try introducing some GHB into this coke infested world and have a 'Swedish evening'.
This thread is fantastic funnier than Wire in the Blood and that tosh with Trevor Eve in it,put together.
I just have a vision in my head of what three these three friends look like.
I think there's a smattering of black, broken teeth, missing ones at the front, noses that will take a line or five, 1000yd stares, twitching movements, shabby appearance, unwashed clothing and a propensity to sniff every few minutes. Lovely stuff!
I don’t think they make small Canadians do they, so she may well be built like a heffa or a moose; in lingerie, it boggles the mind (along with your drugs!) – I think you should go after her, see if her reverse physiological tactics have worked & give her the full-on benefits (pardon the pun) of your gorgeousness.
Pump 'er till she chunders.
Hope that helps.
go out for a bike ride......
...and paint 'em white on the way out.
you are Fatsimon and I claim my £5.
What did happen with the fatsimon thing?
Oops totally forgot about this thread! must be all the coke i'm doing 🙄
Here's a picture of my mate's wife.
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I wasn't sure about this in case someone sees it and i get in trouble in the "real world" but it's not like i'm doing anything ILLEGAL now is it... 😉
Which one?
Is she the star child in turquoise and shades raising her hand aloft?
Yup
If so I'll take the cute blonde next to her who actually seems to be enjoying herself. Ti29er has obviously never met any Canadian women. It's [b]Americans[/b] who feature on Google Earth; I've seen several tourists recently who had their own zip codes. One had an ass the size of Delaware. All of the Canadian women I've seen and met have been very trim indeed. Although most are in bands, so they might not be entirely representative...
You're a brave man taking photos with women on the edge of a wide angle shot.
she looks like she's about to suck off the invisible man.
If so I'll take the cute blonde next to her who actually seems to be enjoying herself
seing as though you've never met her and probably never will, i seriousy doubt it. but yeah i know which one i'd rather have too.
aP - why am i a brave man? because of the distortion? don't quite get what you're saying.
I think you're the dogs bollocks
I think you're the dogs bollocks
I'd better not say what i think of you then, in case i hurt your feelings 😉
My Christ, you Canadians are a pale bunch aren't you? No wonder you have to live under tents when the sun comes out!
Probably best to kill yourself.
epic post...hope it aint too toast
Lace Face
keepin both spirit of Candan n mt forum alive
goodluck geezer
take it eze now
someone called me a daft wee bollock once... is that the same thing as being called the dogs bollocks?
The fake yank looks pretty fit to me, I'd have had a crack at that until the accent put me off. How old is the nut job? Is it worth you just steering clear for a while and let your mate come to you?
Canadian girls rock.
did she get her chin from Desperate Dan?
Fair play bomberman! I don't believe she's an underwear model - got any pics of that too? 😉
on the basis of that picture, all three girls on the right look more interesting than her.
More pics of Katie please
More pics of Katie please
naa, had enough of this thread. Too many trolls. but thanks for the handful of genuine responses.
I think you will find there are more than a handful of genuine responses, but only a handful that match your own self opinion.
is the man in the light blue tee shirt wearing a headband of some sort.
Is he your mate? what a total dick.
Nice tan!
think you will find there are more than a handful of genuine responses, but only a handful that match your own self opinion.
utter bullsh*t. you don't know me so i won't take offence.
what a shame my first post on here in months and it turns into a slagging match against the op, i should have known. STW forum is obviously full of people who don't have very interesting lives. The geeks of the MTB world.
you want to watch those moodswings, i'd cut back on the pills as well as the coke if i were you.
This thread was almost interesting at a couple of points,and has now clearly drifted back into tedium again once the pic of the least interesting group of people ever appeared. Anyone apart from Karl Malden wearing a trilby or reasonable facsimile thereof after 1963, deserves a kick in the chuff imho.;)
what a shame my first post on here in months and it turns into a slagging match against the op, i should have known. STW forum is obviously full of people who don't have very interesting lives. The geeks of the MTB world.
sorry we couldn't stroke your very delicate ego. go back to that festival, everyone there loved you.
That festival photo looks pretty wild and free.. The Cardington Country Fete perhaps?
The geeks of the MTB world.
Hey, I take offence at that! I don't know much about bikes.
there's some interesting photos of a break in on that photobucket account 😀
what a shame my first post on here in months and it turns into a slagging match against the op, i should have known
it would be charming naivety [b]not[/b] to expect it and indeed you should have :o)
The Southern Yeti - MemberI'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the castrated dog's bollocks)and had a great time but wasn't expecting it to end like that!
I fixed it for you.
Posted 3 days ago
This was my rather brilliant post on this thread from 3 days ago. I don't feel enough people acknowledged my genius so I've posted it up again.
If you don't like it I don't much care as I helped an old lady in the supermarket yesterday and she said I was a very nice young man.
Simon, i actually did expect a bit of advice, which i got along with a ribbing lol. It pains me to say this..... but you're right 🙄
The southern Yeti, you're not a milkman by any chance are you?
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i think she's fit. i certainly would - crazy mad women are great
i'm assuming she's not waving to the clouds, but stating she wants another beer, or 'coo-eee we're over here'
and cannuck women are ace
back to the OP, maybe your habit is affecting your judgment a lot
go to the party anyway, it might be fun without charlie