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I've known my friend for almost 15 years. A few years back this friend met some canadian underwear model and they've been married now for almost a year. I wasn't around much when they first met because i was at uni in a different city, but when i got back to my home town i got very ill and spent a lot of time in hospital and my mate would come and visit. What i can't understand is when i first met his wife she was nice as pie, i think she felt sorry for me because i was quite skinny when i left hospital and whenever i went round to the house she would cook me a full english etc etc. But then after this and since i've recovered she's been very off and on with me as though she feels uncomfortable being around me and anxious. she does a lot of coke, so this may have something to do with her mood swings. I don't see my friend all that often now but we keep in touch and he recently broke his neck. When i went round to see him at their house she was acting very weird and i could tell she was visibly stressed out and uncomfortable with me being there, so i didn't go to the house again. my mate recently had his metalwork removed and i met him up at his parents house and we were all sat outside having a barbecue including his wife and she was ok with me and even invited me to her birthday party which i thought was a little strange at the time. The next time i saw my friend was at a local festival. we all got wasted and had a great time and slept in our cars in the field and in the morning i ventured over to see how my friends were doing. I'm not kidding you she was a complete cow. She told me i should've stayed in Thailand, asked me why i don't just go away, told me "i'm bugging her" (imagine a canadian accent. the thought of her voice just repulses me). She just couldn't stand me being there! when i told her that wasn't a very nice thing to say her reply was simply "yeah well that's me... i'm a bitch". She then waited until i got out of the car and locked the doors so i couldn't get back in! when i knocked on the window she never even looked at me, just ignored me completely. It was cold and there was nobody to talk to so i just got in my car and drove home, feeling like a bit of a dick.
I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)and had a great time but wasn't expecting it to end like that!
since then my friend has asked me on facebook why i disappeared in the morning and i told him his wife locked me out of the car and was rude, for which i got some serious abuse from his wife, not only on facebook but at work in the form of text messages calling me immature and un-inviting me to her birthday party. Like i want to go celebrate the day SHE was born! when i thought the abuse had stopped i get another text the next afternoon wanting me to continue the argument! Why, one minute, is she telling me i'm bugging her and to go away and the next minute can't leave me alone by text? It makes no sense whatsoever.
God knows what my friend thinks of all this. I have now been officially "facebook dumped" by his wife, and i'll probably never see him again!
my plan is to do nothing at all. Is this a good plan? what would you do in my shoes?
Bunny boiler full of coke? - run away.
She wants your bod!
crazy nutjob who wants to play games. Avoid.
part of me agrees with you both:
1) maybe she wants me
2) coke damages the brain
epic thread ahead......
Canadian underwear model - this thread is no good without pictrues 😉
Your poor mate, married to that. How'd he break his neck? Suicide attempt?
probably!
.I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)
Sounds like she's not the only one doing loads of coke.
My mate's Canadian girlfriend hates me too, we should form a support group.
She's not an underwear model though, she's a social worker which you'll probably agree is marginally less sexy.
Anyway, either:
1) She hates you because she's an utter cokehead
2) She acts like she hates you because she fancies you
and gets off on the conflict
In conclusion, you should definitely try and nail this bolshy mountain yank.
Either 2) proves to be correct in which case you get to have manic coke fuelled sex with a Canadian underwear model.
or...
1) In which case, what do you care? She hates you anyway.
I was expecting the end to be "can I please deposit funds in your account. Send details etc etc" like a spam email
What you really want is advice from [b]FATSIMON[/b]
You have as many issues as she does.
(who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)
Here's your answer.
YOu see what you want to see & not what others actually see.
Perhaps have a heart to heart with your friend and clear the air? Wives recently arrived on the scene can indeed be a little jealous of established bloke friendships without really meaning to act strangely, but really, what does it matter to you, besides, why waste any time with druggies?
Had you done a line just before you sat down to write it? It kinda sounds like it TBH.
She does a lot of coke
we all got wasted
(who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)
Maybe go to a meeting?
You fancy her don't you? Admit it! 😈
Sounds like she's not the only one doing loads of coke.
+1
I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the dog's bollocks
Priceless! I think you're the dog's bollocks too. In a whiny, needy self-absorbed sort of way.
Drug takers in unusual behaviour shocker.
Hope she never visits this area. Especially Rothbury.
Canadians are mental.
Mumsnet ->
I agree with above, deffo fancies you but given she's a coke head I'd drag ur mate away from the skanky b**** sooner rather than later if I was u
Have a heart to heart with your mate well away from her. You may walk away or you may just only see your mate when she's not around.
I've got something similar with a mate and his wife in that she obviously doesn't like either me or my wife, probably because we know him for a lot longer than her and have a very strong relationship with him. But at least she is consistent in that we know what to expect when we see her / invite them to stay (and yes she does do a lot of coke). My mate acknowledges it too so at least we understand it and can not worry about it.
At the end of the day she's got a problem with us so its her problem not ours.
We need done pics of her, particularly in underwear modelling guise, to fully understand your predicament....
I have two points of differing perspective here really.
1.
I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the dog's bollocks
Plus1 to all them many who think this might just show the teensiest bit of evidence of being a wee friend of Charlie.
2. Sometimes people just don't like other people mate, and when going through life often a new 'serious' girlfriend may well curtail their man's former behaviour in an effort to get him to settle down.
- My best mate from the age of 21 to 24 was slowly pulled away from me by his new older girlfriend who's biological clock was clearly ticking. In hindsight I can see how a young man who's principal hobies at the time were drinking smoking and hanging out in lap dancing clubs might have been not the best person to have around (see numerous Romcoms for evidence).
Finally from a psychological perspective, an attrcative and possibly succesful woman who may have always got her own way as a result of her looks may be quite selfish and unreasonable as a result. I worked as a DJ for years and went all over the place on some big contracts, the supermodel lookalikes at the s****y media parties I got booked for were always the hardest b4ll crushers I ever met and you had to sell yourself to them to get a conversation (as a result I didn't bother).
Where's she getting her coke from? Is it any good? How much on a half ounce? Can she get me some on tick til my giro comes or until my mate Dave sells his playstation and gives me the money that he owes me from when we were seven...?
Have you tried weeing in her shoes?
It's not her, it's you.
Pulls up a chair. Popcorn anyone???
rewind....
stop....
play....
>underwear model
PICS!
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is this her? (it's first image result for 'Canadian Underwear Model' 😆 )
EDIT: though... not sure about the file name? peeee.jpg??
were the answers on mumsnet as funny?
I think the answer is in 'Canadian'
I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the [b]castrated[/b] dog's bollocks)and had a great time but wasn't expecting it to end like that!
I fixed it for you.
some canadian underwear model
maybe she wants me
who all thought i was the dog's bollocks
pmsl - quite clearly you're a deluded and narcissistic individual.
Canadian underwear model
What did the rest of the long post say?
Sounds like she tried to make an effort for the sake of her other half at the start, but your just a rather dull and self obsessed individual and she eventually gave up trying to be your friend.
any pics?
you all do too much coke. you all have paranoid mood swings. i would advise doing less coke.
Ah, I've found a pic of the wife
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Hmmmmm...
Ah, I've found a pic of the wife
Really, is that verified??
My Google search turned up this....
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Am I the only one that thinks this is a troll?
arrogoant egotistical unpredictable moody coke heads- what a surprise.
You dont know any lazy demotivated pot heads do you?
I think you maybe in line for a Canadian bus ride if your not careful.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canadian%20Bus%20Ride
Or perhaps she's homesick, you could try offering he a pair of Canadian goggles to make her feel more at home.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canadian%20Goggles
I dont think that even smee ever claimed that he was the bogs bollocks. I suspect that you are a bit if a loser to be honest.
(who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)
Was also the telling line to me too. Whatever has happened, the post doesn't even begin to tell half of it.
Ah Coke.
The only time in my life when I came close to punching a woman in the face.
mumsnet troll
Pepsi is seems to be coming out of this sordid tale much better than Coke
[url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian%20girlfriend ]Hmmm.... canadian girlfriend...[/url]
I do a lot of coke, litres and litres of the stuff. It makes me burp and then I need to wee.
When my wife was pregnant she was doing around 2 litres a day and had terrible moodswings, always complaining about her back and the state I'd got her in. I never thought to blame the coke but now I understand.
I may write them a letter.
as a person who has had expierence of "things illegal" I can tell you for sure that its not her its you!!!
you wake anyone up the morning after a festival and they will tell you to bugger off!! thats human nature and a requirment for sleep!!
as a person who has had expierence of "things illegal".....
Terrorism?
[i]my plan is to do nothing at all.[/i]
Yes. Do that exclusively. For about 4 years. It'll make you a far better person.
Terrorism?
Bumming donkeys ?
Bumming donkeys ?
Is that actually illegal? Assuming the donkey gave consent like....
Pepsi is seems to be coming out of this sordid tale much better than Coke
😆
I think it depends what country you are in, and whether you give it any carrots.
Wow so much here, where to start.
1."underwear model" means low rent cheap adult films actress.
2. Stop taking coke it's bad for you.
3. Grow up, in a few years this will all seem petty and you will laugh aboutit, then look your mate up again
Actually that was quite easy in the end...
She hates you because suspects you are in love with your mate her husband?
This is exactly the reason we don't let the kids have coke. Their behaviour deteriorates.
Lemonade is as far as I'd go, but really fresh juice or water would be fine.
Maybe she has really bad toothache. I seem to remember that too much coke can give you really bad cavities (all that sugar I guess), so it could be that it's just that she needs to see a decent dentist.
I know when I had toothache once I was a bit grumpy at work.
What a quality thread, it's like a dear deirdrey letter... 🙂
What a quality thread, it's like a dear deirdrey letter...
..only without the pictures
(not sure whether thats a good thing or a bad thing)
I think I know her!
Except she's neither Canadian nor an underwear model.
put two in the back of her head and dump the body on wasteground near a notorious dealing hotspot.
not that I am condoning murder.... well, not much.
Wimmin eh! tsk tsk. 😆
Stick to mountain biking.
well back to the op, i had a mate who's gf was bonkers.real mood swinging nutcase and also a fitty!suprise,suprise she was a bit of a bertie basset to!
Best bet is stay away.its the way she's wired up plus its def the coke increasing her nuttieness.dont take it personally, and despite the ribbing youre getting on here you are a decent bloke cos you care about a long term mate...but if your mate is doing as much coke as her, well youde best move away.if hes not, tell him to move on for his own good.
willard - Member
Maybe she has really bad toothache. I seem to remember that too much coke can give you really bad cavities (all that sugar I guess)
too much coke will definitely make your teeth hurt, that's true.
rKK01. That's Elké Mooser that is.
Ah Coke.The only time in my life when I came close to punching a woman in the face.
You seem awfully proud of that fact 🙁
I once told a mate his gf was bad news, and couldn't be trusted. He stopped talking to me.
Lo and behold, a few months down the line it's all split up and she's gone mental on him now. She's a complete headcase, and I'm still waiting to see if the relationship with my mate and me will/can be rebuilt.
Your situation sounded something like mine until you introduced coke. Still, taking the drugs out of the equation I know that this kind of thing can be bloody hard work.
Anyway, that said, WHERE ARE THE PICS?
You are making some HUGE sweeping generalisations with all this
Just because she's doing coke...
Just because she's canadian....
You need to grow up and realise that ALL women are mental! 😉
You're never going to win this. If you don't get on with a friend's new partner then it's pretty much the end of a friendship.
Until of course, they come to their senses and leave the psychohosebeast and try to pick up their social life where it left off.
You think you have it bad?
My best mate is now married to my ex. I found out the day before he proposed that they were seeing each other. Suprisingly I politely refused the wedding invite.
I was with my ex for 10 years. The worst part of the whole thing is he made ME buy breakfast before telling me!!!!! Cheeky Twunt!
admirable - you best get yourself off to Mumsnet....
i wish one of my mates had run off with my mrs before I shacked up with her...
Willard - Maybe she has really bad toothache. I seem to remember that too much coke can give you really bad cavities (all that sugar I guess), so it could be that it's just that she needs to see a decent dentist.
I know when I had toothache once I was a bit grumpy at work.
Willard - you are responsible for me bursting out laughing in an otherwise silent office. Trying to explain why without referring to Canadian underwear models, Coke, Pepsi or mooses was tricky. Priceless.....!
admirable - you still miss him don't you.