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[url= http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/21/london-fashion-week-accessories-trend-spring-summer-16-christopher-kane_n_8172098.html ]Cable ties Summer must have fashion accessories[/url]

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Let your OH look like a Fashion model with these beautifully fashioned and designer named cable ties. These are the must have item for any hip and happening woman for summer 2016

(Buying a bundle of cable ties online and bunging them inside some wrapping papper does not count)
to have in her collection.


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:23 pm
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*awaits first report of accidental strangulation or hand loss due to blood supply disruption*


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:27 pm
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*awaits first report of accidental strangulation or hand loss due to blood supply disruption*

Sounds preferable to a week at center parcs.....


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:28 pm
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What on earth? Only a matter of time ...

Kids today, eh?


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:30 pm
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You chaps never heard of 'Suffering for the sake of fashion" 🙄

@Nobeerinthefridge Get to blooming Center parks and blooming well enjoy it (then cry at night when everyone is asleep)


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:32 pm
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And here's me with Valentine's day opening tickets to "Deadpool"
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Wonder if I can swap them for a bag of coloured ties?


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:33 pm
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^^

I will be your Valentines.....PLEASE.....i'll even buy you a puppy and kittens


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:36 pm
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And back to restraints again Woman..... 😈


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:45 pm
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Quite odd looking models too.. but wtf do 40 year old mtbers know


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 9:56 pm
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Sounds preferable to a week at center parcs.....

Only if you're doing it wrong.


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 10:37 pm
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nope. this is
http://www.firebox.com/product/6969/Edible-Anus


 
Posted : 09/02/2016 11:40 pm
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@Nobeerinthefridge Get to blooming Center parks and blooming well enjoy it (then cry at night when everyone is asleep)

😆


 
Posted : 10/02/2016 11:17 am
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According to Ghostbusters 2 the world ends on February 14th 2016 so I'm not bothering buying anything.

"Valentine's Day. Bummer."


 
Posted : 10/02/2016 11:41 am
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Shudder


 
Posted : 10/02/2016 11:51 am
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I managed to get a brand new jar of Marmite with me birds name printed on it.
That's some pretty good man points I'm going to rack up there...
8)

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Posted : 10/02/2016 12:30 pm
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Next year I am producing more 'nipple pots' for Valentines day.

I think they will go down a treat. [img]

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Posted : 10/02/2016 12:39 pm
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Iv'e bought my valentine tyres, a spesh Butcher and Slaughter.
she's easily pleased 😀 .


 
Posted : 10/02/2016 12:49 pm
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We are in the age of stupid, when the first kid dies copying this someone should do some time.


 
Posted : 10/02/2016 3:03 pm

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