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What do you think next year is going to bring us all?
Flu pandemic.
Civil unrest.
Food shortages
Hover boards.
Any predictions I make will be total bollocks.
Cheese, lots of cheese.
Jetpacks
Cringeworthy 'buy British' campaigns
A bit better than 2020 but worse than 2019.
Vaccine widely used by the summer so we can actually do stuff but no full return to normal.
Cheese, lots of cheese.
As long as its not Edam, Gouda or Brie
The first Madmax film to actually be a documentary.
Sunlit uplands.
The UK will end up being black and white rather than glorious technicolour.
What do you think next year is going to bring us all?
365 days.
New standards.
King Charles III
Brexiteer MPs to throw a massive tantrum around April when they realise that the deal Johnson signed us up to leaves us weaker rule takers (as do all other versions of brexit)
Putin to launch a cyber attack and shut down deliveroo & ubereats , leading to widespread riots & civil disobedience
Lockdown in January, coinciding with panic buying leading to shortages of fresh fruit, veg and loo roll.
A slightly improved situation in Feb and March as the weather improves and borders start to operate a little more effectively. Things will still be worse than they have been in the past, but because its slightly better than January the papers will be proclaiming that the doom mongers were wrong and that plucky Britain is making it on its own.
The sense that the situation might have turned a corner by May with more vaccinations. Prices on goods will have increased but people will be a bit more used to it by now, and blaming shops / distributors as "using covid / Brexit as an excuse to raise prices".
Over summer people will be acting as if everything is back to normal, but by autumn there will be an increase in cases which will be a surprise to Joe Public who by now has completely forgotten the last 12 months.
Over this period, whoever is now in charge will have done something even more despicable, and there will be a 200+ page thread on STW discussing it.
Bitcoin to 60k.
Mate of mine will retire by selling half his stash. I'll decide to hodl for a decade and then pay my mortgage off when regulations have taken proper hold and more institutional investors go all-in.
Edit: Oh and luddites who don't understand the tech will still be banging on about tulips and criminality whilst turning a blind eye to the massive and easy money laundering done with fiat currency by our banks, on an industrial scale.
Turnips.
Lots and lots of turnips
A mutation to the CV virus that makes it vaccine resistant and 100x more deadly...
Wiping out at least 50% of the population...
I'm really hoping for alien invasion as I'm not sure humanity is up to ruling itself anymore.
A new Garage door.
Finally I’ll be able to get to my ski chalet.
A lot of Brexiteers finding their job has disappeared, they have no income and still blaming everybody but themselves, back in lockdown for New Years day.
Life will carry on pretty much as normal if you have a job, it'll be a stark divide with those that don't.
Boris gone by the end of Jan, citing Brexit has been done, time for new people to take over, long covid issues, wanting to spend time with some of his families or hanging from bannister in no 10 with an orange in his mouth.
I had three vivid dreams last night. Two were really nightmares - about work, a sign of being stressed.
The other was indeed about Bitcoin surging to new highs.
Rat on a stick as next years must have festive treat.
Sunlit uplands.
I'm looking forward to riding across those on my unicorn.
Lewis Hamilton wins F1 world championship again. Racists will still claim it's just the car / team and someone white was the best driver ever.
Putin gone by end of Jan citing Brexit has been done with Europe destabilized, time for new people to take over (as figureheads), wanting to spend time with some of his mistresses or hanging from bannister in The Kremlin with a beetroot in his mouth.
DH bike design taken to logical conclusion - tiny front wheel and fat back tyre - on a Raleigh Chopper, Gaz from Supergrass takes surprise win at the season opener in Lenzerheide.
Lovell telescope discovers Brexit benefit on the very edge of the observable universe - later confirmed by ESA leading to the formation of a mini black hole in Thanet as Nigel Farage implodes.
Boris Johnson revealed as Jeremy Beadle and whole nation laughs as they realise they are on the telly and it was all a massive joke.
I've got a bad feeling Joe Cocker.
The FTSE rises and we all live happily ever after.
I hope I'm wrong but on past performance its safe bet the UK Government will cock up the vaccine roll-out.
Turnips
Just enough turnips to eek out a living on.
WCA will hurt himself in a bizarre* rollerblading/welding incident. After which he will give up all hope of training squirrels to rollerblade and weld, and go back to hunting them.
*for anyone else
Another 37 Covid related threads. That's all my crystal ball will tell me.
The SE trapped indefinitely in Tier 4 whilst the North watches on laughing. Andy Burnham becomes Emperor of the North and cancels Brexit.
Prediction for the rest of 2020....
Chris Rea’s car will fail it’s MOT this week.
The SE trapped indefinitely in Tier 4 whilst the North watches on laughing. Andy Burnham becomes Emperor of the North and cancels Brexit.
Like!
Double like.
It's a bit ironic that tier 4 sounds a bit like tearful.
I can’t cope with much more doom and gloom so I’m going for:
- The EU and U.K. use some common sense and get things sorted
- The Oxford vaccine gets approved before Xmas and we vaccinate 10m by the end of January
- People limit contact over Xmas to protect their loved ones and medics who have no choice but to care for people who have covid
- Social media is dramatically curtailed in order to curtail the commercialisation of negativity
- We don’t lose sight of what it’s felt like to see our friends and loved ones a lot less than we’d like
A resurgence of the popularity of Perry, no not pear cider, Perry.
Same faeces different year
We will be instructed to stay home, eat more fish.
Zombies.
And hopefully a house move...
6 passes
Ok, maybe not.
World War 3 and turnips being more valuable than bitcoin.
What about swedes? I've got 3 and a small turnip😎
Tier 17 by March
Panic buyers finally having to buy toilet paper and animal feed again.
The downfall of the government. Hopefully.
I don't know what's going to happen in 2021, but I'm already sick of it.
riots as soon as the weather starts getting better.
price of beetroot soars as turnip blight decimates crops
Rain, lots of it!
More of the same sh1t3.
Bone dry spring = dusty cold trails
😎
75 eurodollars to drive into ULEZ
More houses with downlit soffits.
Elon Musk promises robo taxis by the end of the year, like he has done for the last 3 years.