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Following on from a previous thread, i drove behind a Ford KA that was ironically being powered by fairy dust but there was no jabba the hut in sight, instead she was driving along doing her make up.
Should i have followed her to work and just informed her of the dangers of what she was doing & what could happen i.e [i]hitting a pot hole, poking herself in the eye, hitting oncoming traffic, rolling her car, taking out 5 cars and then getting hit by a lorry doing 50mph[/i]
Or was i ok to do the cowardly British thing of carrying on to work?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 8:47 am
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We've all done it. 😳


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 8:52 am
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Yes, you should have followed her, and back home, and probably taken pictures of her in her gym gear as well.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 9:12 am
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Or was i ok to do the cowardly British thing of carrying on to work?

No, you were being American in your understanding of the word "ironically".


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 10:15 am
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I nearly crashed my car a few weeks ago on the M42 because of that thread!

There I was happily trundling along when I came up behind a new shape Ford Ka with a sticker on the back that read.

"The Fairies Made Me Do It!"

There was a lovely pink picture of Tinkerbell either side both facing towards the writing.

I instantly remembered the thread so pulled up alongside expecting to see Jabba, I wasn't disappointed. She must have been at least 20 stone with hair greasier than the doner kebab I ate on Friday night. She looked like she was chewing a bumblebee and could not have seemed unhappier if she had tried.

I instantly burst out laughing so hard that I very nearly lost control of my car. Pook has a lot to answer for.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 10:33 am
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I guess it would be a different story if she hit a cyclist?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 10:37 am
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Just wrong in so many ways!!!


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 11:11 am
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its funny till one of these idiots kills a mother pushing a pram. Then we all say 'something should be done!'

I spy dozens of these drivers every day on my commute to work. Last week, was treated to the sight of an Audi Driver fingering away at his tablet/iPad which was sat on his lap (at 40mph on the M25).
The fact it caused him to swerve and nearly wipe me out was merely coincedence. Apparently.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 12:05 pm

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