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LOL
Clearly trolling. My money's on a disgruntled ex...
"I am a fully qualified Pilates and Spin Instructor, living in Luton. I live with my adorable son in our recently purchased council flat, 2 bedroom that is. It's a complete dump but we're not planning on staying here for more than 5 years. That's the length of time that we have to keep it until we can coin in. Might even sublet it at some point. I don't see the point in decorating it or cleaning it for that matter. I am very attractive with make up on and have a trim body due to my job where I teach all of 3 classes a week, feels more like 20 a week sometimes the way I go on about it. I have been described as a bit mad like to switch my moods. I probably take after my mother in a lot of her ways, not sure about my father will have to ask him if he's still around as he certainly wasn't when I was younger. I've always wanted to be a different demographic due to no strong family values or roots so I seek to inject culture and ethnicity into my life through potential partners. Yes there have been an awful lot but I'm not one to settle for less than I deserve. I'm high calibre as you can see from my background. Don't let my son put you off he was from a one night encounter and his father has never really been on the scene. I'm also having therapy to get over my issues as they used to put every man off that I slept with. I also have lots of pretty friends as I think it's good to surround yourself with those you aspire to. I've never been loved by a man so maybe you could be the one to show me what it feels like. than I deserve."
She's not homicidal, apparently, so that's a positive.
We should invite her on the next STW singletons' ride... 😮
Probably more honest than most of the ones you read, but I can't imagine she'd get many takers 🙂
Cool, she's just down the road from me, and sounds lovely.
Good vocabulary and good grammar, well better than most on here, then goes and does this...
than I deserve
All the previous hard work gone to waste, shame too as she appears to be real.
perhaps a pic would help your decision.......on how fast to run 😯
Sounds like the ex wife..........., nice to see the treatment and therapy is[s]nt[/s] working
JINGS! 😯
Going by some of my experiences with online dating, she's quite a catch.
I've always wanted to be a different demographic due to no strong family values or roots so I seek to inject culture and ethnicity into my life through potential partners. [b]Yes there have been an awful lot but I'm not one to settle for less than I deserve.[/b] I'm high calibre as you can see from my background. [b]Don't let my son put you off he was from a one night encounter and his father has never really been on the scene.[/b] I'm also having therapy to [b]get over my issues as they used to put every man off that I slept with.[/b]
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Got pic's?
Offer to draw her portrait 😉
Offer to draw her portrait
I loved that one, mainly the stubble pic, can someone put a link to that thread please?
I think I teach her boy...
LOL!!!
It's a complete dump but we're not planning on staying here for more than 5 years. That's the length of time that we have to keep it until we can coin in. Might even sublet it at some point. I don't see the point in decorating it or cleaning it for that matter. [b]I am very attractive with make up on[/b]
A well crafted troll IMHO.
I've had worse..
You say "Bunny Boiler"
I say "Creative with Soup"