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[url= http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/16/surrey_theft/ ]Read about it here[/url]
Good to see alliteration back in the headlines.
The masked raider struck the shop cum post office in Gomshall on Tuesday afternoon, the Surrey Advertiser reports. He first demanded money from the shop keeper, who resisted until he was pushed with a stool.
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Qualitage...
My friend used to live in that village. I'm pretty sure we both bought porn from that shop at various times too!
If anyone is planning an art pamphlet abscond at the newsagents near where my folks live, they'll be easy to spot, because they'll need a wheelbarrow to cart it off in. I reckon there's over 15 feet of grumble on display.
Why risk doing several years in jail for a bit of grot, when just a couple of clicks of yer mouse reveals a veritable cornucopia of unimaginably assorted filth? 😕
Someone once broke into my flat and nicked my penny jar and a piece of cheese.
i like
swiped a pack of bacon, except for a single rasher left chillingly draped over the front door handle.
the Gomshall grot-mag grabber
that's got to be the best suggestion for a username on here
and in other news...
a lorry load of viagra was stolen today. Police say they're looking for hardened criminals
that's my coat at the back
15 feet of grumble
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Let me read that again..
15 feet of grumble
😆 Funniest thing I've read for a while! 😆
I live in Gomshall,we don't get too much of that round here (porn that is!)
xcgb - Member
I live in Gomshall,we don't get too much of that round here (porn that is!)
Am sure that some redistribution of hedge-pron could be arranged for you....
I havent seen any hedge-pron for years!
"In a totally sepperate but possibly connected incident, the local Tesco's store in Gomshall was also raided and 60 boxes of man size tissues was taken in the early hours".
My coats next to yours john drummer. 😳