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What is it with the bottom of the sleeve being at your armpit? Seems to be a "design trend"

The sleeve needs to extend at least 4 inches from your armpit.

M and S here i come.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 2:30 am
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The issue here is you.

Polo shirts are ****ing dreadful.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 3:09 am
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Just please, never, ever, wear them with the collars turned up. 😳

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 8:53 am
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What is it with the bottom of the sleeve being at your armpit?

how else do you show off your guns?

(I haven't worn a polo short in 20 years with the exeption of the freebies that work handed out, and they had nice long sleeves)

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 9:28 am
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nbt - pretty much the same here.
I assume it's a fashion thing as a normal sleeve length would be at the peak girth of your average 20yr old polo shirt wearer's massive posing muscles so wouldn't fit unless massively flared. Just hope that shorts don't start to follow the same trend.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 9:48 am
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Never long enough in the body either.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 9:53 am
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Oh god, here come the middle aged fashion warriors. Again.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 9:53 am
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Just please, never, ever, wear them with the collars turned up.

Of...wear TWO with both collars turned up...As some yoots round here used to...
THat's doubly weird...!

DrP

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 9:56 am
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Just hope that shorts don’t start to follow the same trend.

No worries, most gym warriors skip leg day 😀

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 9:59 am
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The issue here is you.

Polo shirts are **** dreadful.

Internet high five for Josh. Whoever decided that a T-shirt needed a collar had some serious issues.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:01 am
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Internet high five for Josh. Whoever decided that a T-shirt needed a collar had some serious issues.

Fred Perry might have an issue with that comment! 🙂

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:03 am
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Does Hebtroco not make correctly sized polo shirts for middle aged ale drinkers? Sure they could do you one for about £180.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:04 am
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OP - I've just bought a job-lot from Mountain Warehouse. Decent fit and quality and only £5.99! 🙂

https://www.mountainwarehouse.com/lakeside-pop-mens-polo-shirt-p33494.aspx/black/

They're my daily work-wear so I don't like to spend a load on them as they can get marked with ink and toner.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:09 am
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Just hope that shorts don’t start to follow the same trend.

Odd you should mention that, a frien shared this the other day

https://twitter.com/cheracuse/status/1402433488482193408

I can't say I've ever measured my shorts but I'm fairly sure they're all 7" or longer...

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:10 am
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Oh god, here come the middle aged fashion warriors

😆😆😆

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:10 am
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Love a good polo shirt, they are my defacto Teams/office wear with some 7” inseam shorts tucked away under the desk.

🙂

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:18 am
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Crocs are getting a bit racey these days as well. 😉

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:19 am
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Just hope that shorts don’t start to follow the same trend.

I spend hours exercising to have tanned, muscular legs, shorter the better in my opinion, might as well show them off!

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:22 am
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men’s guides to shorts this summer

So.. er, do we put a hem in previous years' shorts, or chuck them out and buy new shorter ones? Oh fashion, you fickle mistress.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:24 am
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I've had my shorts adjusted with inch-long zip-off strips all the way from 5 to 11" so I can precisely follow the trends.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:28 am
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As some yoots round here used to…
THat’s doubly weird…!

Are you in Sheffield? That "yoot" might have been me. Man I was cool back then.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:28 am
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For what is an incredibly mundane item of clothing, I don't understand the hatred for polo shirts. It's like expressing a strong opinion on, I don't, manhole covers or something.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:34 am
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A typical STWer relaxing after his 1000km ride, yesterday.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:39 am
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It’s like expressing a strong opinion on, I don’t, manhole covers or something.

How dare you! Maintenance Hole I'll have you know.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:41 am
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Dez, come on man, the deal we had about sending each other pictures was that they stayed private.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:44 am
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Oops, sorry, I meant to crop your head out 😛

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:46 am
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M and S here i come.

Ah, M&S. The refuge of the man who has given up on life.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 10:47 am
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Ah, M&S. The refuge of the man who has given up on life.

Naaah M&S is the gateway retailer on the way to Cotton Traders! 🤣

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:04 am
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Ah, M&S. The refuge of the man who has given up on life.

As opposed to SuperDry, the refuge of the man who's desperately refusing to accept that he's middle-aged.

And Old Guys Rule, for the man who should be old enough to know that amusing t-shirts are amusing once.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:09 am
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Just hope that shorts don’t start to follow the same trend.

Dangerholm might disagree 😳

Dangerholm. Nice bikes, questionable shorts

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:13 am
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For what is an incredibly mundane item of clothing, I don’t understand the hatred for polo shirts. It’s like expressing a strong opinion on, I don’t, manhole covers or something.

Are you talking about inseam length of shorts?

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:20 am
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Dangerholm might disagree

Looks like BIkerfox for the millenial generation

Bikerfox

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:22 am
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Once again a seemingly dull topic is providing unexpected riches. Well done all.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:26 am
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Is he Klingon?

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:28 am
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Is he Klingon?

Only to the bike.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:29 am
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Back tyre is flat

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:31 am
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Are you talking about inseam length of shorts?

It even says "polo shirts" in the quoted text!

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:32 am
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The issue here is you.

Polo shirts are **** dreadful.

Ah, but this isn't any old sartorial institute, this is STW, polo shirts, Birkenstocks, Tilley hats and Ron hill tracksters are de rigeur. 🤣

Ah, M&S. The refuge of the man who has given up his waistline.

FTFY.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:46 am
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I am used to being judged.... i wear polo shirts to mainly work as in garden etc as the "looser" collar allows the heat to escape...

I like the concept of M and S as a gateway to Cotton Traders then i assume the Edinburgh Woolen Mill....

The Italians love a Polo shirt and they is proper smart...

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:46 am
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Is he Klingon?

Only to the bike.

C'mon, that's pretty good! Applause for @mogrim

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 11:58 am
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Polo shirt, collar up, no need for sunscreen...job jobbed as far as this (former) gingernut is concerned

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:02 pm
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Polo shirt, collar up, no need for sunscreen…job jobbed as far as this (former) gingernut is concerned

Is this you?

MANY popped collars

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:16 pm
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Joey: Could I be wearing any more clothes

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:26 pm
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Lol! @nbt beat me to it! 😂

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:32 pm
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Not me i sweat like pig....

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:37 pm
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Fred Perry might have an issue with that comment! 🙂

When you tell him let him know that I also think tennis is the most overly rated boring sport on TV.

And that's from someone who hates football.

Maybe I just hate Fred?

FunkmasterP nails it. What you are looking for is a t-shirt or a shirt.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:41 pm
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Fred Perry was a very interesting character who led a great life. They are also the only polo shirts you should wear. Not to be worn by anyone whose fat or given up on personal style. I of course carry them off with aplomb when faced with someone who shops in Marks and Sparks or even worse wears Ralph Lauren polo shirts.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:53 pm
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We have polo shirts for work. Had lots of different makes. The current one is some kind of 'technical' material, which I think is Sales speak for plastic shite.
As is typical, the sizing is hilarious. The difference between a medium and extra large seems to be purely belly space. Too short in the body and sleeves.

I'd not wear them if they weren't free and liked by work.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 12:54 pm
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The difference between a medium and extra large seems to be purely belly space.

Excellent! This season's belly space collection...

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 1:11 pm
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Fred Perry was a very interesting character who led a great life. They are also the only polo shirts you should wear.

Is one allowed to wear them to play polo?

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 1:21 pm
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Is this you?

Dear Lord no, @Jakester. Wouldn't be seen dead in a pair of Raybans

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 1:37 pm
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even worse wears Ralph Lauren polo

I have two Ralph Lauren Polo’s and find the trunk section short. Hugo Boss were good but the threads at the bottom at the hem seem to unravel. My favorite ones are Crew, which seem to hit the combo of hard wearing and good quality.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 2:09 pm
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I have two Ralph Lauren Polo’s and find the trunk section short.

How do the other guys in the Frat house get on with them? 😉

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 2:16 pm
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The only people I've met who wear Ralph Lauren own lots of land in Berkshire or were South London drug dealers.

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 2:34 pm
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Fred Perry might have an issue with that comment! 🙂

What’s Chandler from Friends brother got to do with this?

Also Polo mints are shit. Paying for a pack of mints with a quarter missing! Does the word Polo mean mediocre?

 
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ho wear Ralph Lauren own lots of land in Berkshire or were South London drug dealers.

I'm wearing one now, and sadly I fit neither of those descriptions. Life would probably be a fair bit easier if I were!

 
Posted : 18/06/2021 3:05 pm