[Closed] Poll: what acts better Kiera Knightly or furniture

My drawers have got a bigger chest.

Hoping you mean the treasure chest in Pirates of the Carribean 3, or you'll upset a few on here with "jokes" like that.

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One of the drawers in my kitchen has it's mouth slightly open, and is free from expressive capability, just like that Kiera

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She has shown she can act in the odd film here and there when given a good role. If you insist on watching shit films she's in, then she's going to look shit.

My wife likes her hair.

Well, I'd rather watch her than a Chippendale or a tall boy.

Oh my, she is really rubbish isn't she? Sorry, she's just crap. Have you seen London boulevard? you'd think she could sleep-act through that pigeon hole!

DD,
Please qualify that statement - if only for you to make an example of my lack of knowledge when it comes to Kiera's back catalogue (not a euphemism!)
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No.

I wooden take her drawers off.

DD, ahh pretty please with a cherry on top...
Or just because she has never been in a film where an inanimate object didn't 'get into character' more than she did?
Bikebouy she's not hammy - ham can do bacon, sausages, sunday roast gammon - all sorts of goodness, in fact it can multi-task. Please I ask you what can Kiera do?

Ok then, hmmm, actually, it's still a no.

Yeah. I don't care really. She can check my sliding action any time she likes.

magowen100 - Member

Please I ask you what can Kiera do?

She can get all sweaty and nekkid in a desert in Domino.

Or indeed wax your runners..

Actually I kinda like her, she has done some good stuff, I'll go with the "chosen crap roles" syndrome, but given her cute hair..

Some nice furniture there. But a bit traditional and staid.

What about a nice bit of plywood:

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Oooohhhh....

Beautiful woodwork Elfin; dare I say as visually stunning as Ms Knightly.
Bikebouy - how can you choose crap roles and yet still be out acted by anything without a pulse?
However fella's please don't let this denigrate into a Kiera pervathon, I couldn't bear it if I was responsible for another 9 pages + of hand wringing....

By comparison to Keano Reeves, who makes a concrete wall look animated, Kiera has Shakespeareian levels of talent, and the few films I've actually seen with her in she seems perfectly competent as an actress. But what do I know? I just go to the pics to be entertained, not to waste my time being a bloody critic. Unlike most on here, it seems. And none of you lot are a Barry Norman or Jonathan Ross, that's for sure.

she can occasionally put in a decent turn, she was ok in the jacket, but generally a nice bit of furniture has a lot more character.

Furniture, all the way. That Chanel ad with her acting and Joss Stone singing is the double whammy; I've gone through a number of forks where I've been frantically jabbing them in my legs when that ad comes on...

Bend it like Beckham was a tour de force!