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[Closed] Police raid on Kermit the frog's house.........

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found loads of indecent images of Miss Piggy

Worst case of frog's porn they've ever seen.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:27 am
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Welcome to the 70s but with an updated joke.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:37 am
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Did you really find that joke so funny you had to post it?


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:43 am
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I find it funny 🙂


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:45 am
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Did you really find that joke so funny you had to post it?

Feel free to add a little something that may bring a smile to someone else's day.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:48 am
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Love it, ill be taking ny 9 yr old son whos never heard of the Muppets to see the new film next week.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:51 am
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Thanks...

I liked it


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:51 am
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🙂


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:52 am
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😀


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:53 am
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Feel free to add a little something that may bring a smile to someone else's day

Hey I like this guy he's got more! I thought the original was quite good at least I can tell it at work!


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:54 am
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Spookily Miss Piggy is on BBC news!!!


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 7:55 am
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saw it last week at some sort of undisclosed preview thing, be prepared for slightly too many love songs with the non-muppet cast for me, but the kids were totally capitvated all the way through.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:17 am
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What's green and smells of bacon ?


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:23 am
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Now, I know the answer to that, and you know the answer to that, but I suspect that a ban might result if either of us were to provide it.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:24 am
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Green bacon?


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:26 am
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What's brown and smells of Fay Wray???

igmc

APF


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:26 am
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What's green and goes up down up down up down up down?
Kermit stuck in a lift.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:29 am
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What's brown and sticky?


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:35 pm
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Made me giggle


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:41 pm
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What's green and smells of bacon ?

my elder brother told me this [ he is 5 years older] when i was about 8 or 9 I did not get it so went and asked my mum to explain it 😯
he got in lots of trouble and it became a family in joke to mock me to see if i got it yet as no one actually explained it to me


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 8:45 pm
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@kingkongsfinger - a stick. 🙂 I love that one.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 9:53 pm
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[i]What's green and smells of bacon ? [/i]

A German police car!


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 10:00 pm
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Kingkongsfinger... Whats brown and sticky?
My Beyonce poster.


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 10:25 pm
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What's green and smells of bacon ?

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 10:28 pm
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Kingkongsfinger... Whats brown and sticky?
My Beyonce poster.

PMSL !


 
Posted : 09/02/2012 10:57 pm

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