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[url= http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/philadelphia-police-search-for-swiss-cheese-pervert-who-offers-women-money-to-watch-him-touch-himself-with-cheese-9055635.html ]Philadelphia police hunt a cheese pervert[/url]

It's a funny old world isn't it? I love cheese but only for eating 😯


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:36 pm
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puts down cheese sandwich pronto 😯


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:37 pm
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Philadelphia is quite appropriate as a location.

"Melton Mowbray Man Rubs himself with Pork Pies"


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:39 pm
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I want to know what short circuits in your brain where whacking off with Kraft slices seems like a good idea. Lifes rich tapestry 😆


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:40 pm
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Philadelphia is quite appropriate as a location.

"Melton Mowbray Man Rubs himself with Pork Pies"

Man from Turkey..........


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:58 pm
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and the bloke from Frankfurt should have a word with himself...


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:59 pm
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Man from Wales...


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 12:59 pm
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Swiss Cheese? That is so wrong...

a lovely Camembert on the other hand......


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:09 pm
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on the other hand.....

So it feels like someone else?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:10 pm
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hmmmmmmm


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:11 pm
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I wonder if there is anyone in Madras brave enough to try this?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:18 pm
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The man clearly has emmental health problems.
Gouda him for setting up a profile describing his fetish. Much feta if he had kept it private though.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:19 pm
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Bigyinn, if you're going to go down the punning route, best do it caerphilly.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:21 pm
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Very good Bigyinn. I'd brie pretty pleased with myself if I came up with puns like that.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:21 pm
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Too right Flashy.

Bad punning has ruined many a gouda thread.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:24 pm
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Knob cheese shirley ?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:24 pm
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Bigyinn, if you're going to go down the punning route, best do it caerphilly.

that was a bit desperate, but still funny in it own special whey.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:24 pm
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He looks the sort to be trying to track down large, hirsute gay men.

You can imagine him sneaking about going "come on, bear".


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:31 pm
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Do you think he has a small horse hiding in the back of his car?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 1:37 pm
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I think he is crackers.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 2:09 pm
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This all reminds me of a man who painted his wife twice in cheese...

...Double Gloucester.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 2:11 pm
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Marscapone CFH?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 3:01 pm
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You lot certainly know your Kraft


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 3:03 pm

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