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Dead Fred!???!!!!!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:14 pm
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It's the reincarnations that really make it


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:14 pm
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This is not just a Olympic closing ceremony,

This is an [i]Argos[/i] Olympic closing ceremony


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:14 pm
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Right now I wish Freddie was still alive. He'd have owned tonight.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:14 pm
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Nice touch to see if people are awake still


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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Not dead queen please


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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Clever


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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Queen, now it really is bad.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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glitchy bump


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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Didn't that dead bloke do this in 1985?
And now Anita Dobson...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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oh ffs Brain May


 
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BRIAN!

(but why the badger/fox arm bands?)


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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Mr May, Thank you for the NOISE. 🙄


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:15 pm
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He's nicked a Travelodge dressing gown


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:16 pm
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Well if the role of a closing ceremony is to make sure everyone leaves because the Olympics is over then I give it 10/10.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:16 pm
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HAIRCUT!!!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:16 pm
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Nice quiditch outfit


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:16 pm
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Self indulgent toss


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:16 pm
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Hair dye?


 
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Gandalf can play abit 😉


 
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Great hair. Jealous!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Bryan May missing the rest of the band.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Brian may. All that talent and cash and you marry anita Dobson.

The mind boggles.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Pull the plug please


 
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whats with the fox and badger patches on the arms.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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So what's the fox and badger reference?


 
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Certainly any of the olympic delegates thinking about staying without a visa will now be thinking twice


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Imagine being a North Korean athlete sat in the middle of all this?? I bet they cant wait to get home now and tell Kim Jong Crackpot he was right all along.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Ha here's Gandalf to show Bellamy how it's done! Muse FF'S do me a favour.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Maybe those sams on the tower block shouldbe used now


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:17 pm
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Oh god Jesse J is there.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:18 pm
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Well if nothing else this is one closing cerimony that will be remembered for all the wrong reasons


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:18 pm
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Jessie J about to murder the dead


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:18 pm
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Old Rockers never die...more's the pity


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:19 pm
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Oh yes! WE WILL ROCK YOU.
No jessie j just keep on walking. FRO


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:19 pm
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JJ is ****ing hot.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:19 pm
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Hoof!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:19 pm
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oh ffs this is beyond pathetic


 
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Rocking out to Worzel Gummidge.


 
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stick her in the cannon


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:19 pm
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Thank god the crowd are in tune.

Shame Paul Rodgers was busy tonight.


 
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Night all.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:20 pm
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Think he is into animal rights


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:20 pm
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Sometimes conventional swear words aren't enough. We need new ones.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:20 pm
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Boy I miss Freddies voice


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:20 pm
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all they need is sir patrick moore to appear and give it some on the xylophone 😉 😆 liking brian's guitar playing though 😀 as for the rest (well better not to say 😉


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:21 pm
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I presume all those criticising this were also complaining about how easy the MTB course was, and how rubbish a commentator CB is?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:21 pm
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Status Quo anyone... ?


 
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Would have been great if they had used footage of Freddie singing that.


 
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and I stayed up for THAT.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:21 pm
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The canadian commentry team have said nothing for probably 15 minutes.... I think they are literally speechless....


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:21 pm
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Just think: two weeks ago the world thought we were rubbish at sport and great at music


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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It's supposed to be a party, you know, with music and stuff.
What would all you experts have done?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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Nearly there....


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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a symphony of British music.Stand up and be proud,or run for cover.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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Only the KLF could save this.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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Come on Five would have been better than that bint.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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It's so bad that tit Trevor nelson has hardly whispered a word!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:22 pm
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saved by the welsh


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:23 pm
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Saved at the end.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:23 pm
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BRIGHTON ROCK!
****ING GET IN!!

CLOSING CEREMONY RESCUED BY MAY!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:23 pm
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Not sure Richmars - probably NOT this though 😉


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:24 pm
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Voices.....

Goosebumps.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:24 pm
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Phew thought they were going to sing four and twenty virgins when they said rugby club choir


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:25 pm
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I've just had a vision. 30 skinheads pissed up on lager pissing on the cauldron to put out the Olympic flame.
It could just work.....


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:25 pm
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Its threads like this that remind me why i love STW. Funniest thing ive read in ages.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:26 pm
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This is going to be worse than cheese for nightmares 🙁


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:26 pm
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Here comes Boris....

What could possibly go wrong now? 😉


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:26 pm
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That's balls'd it. 150,000 people and the last bus has just gone


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:26 pm
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so no black sabbath
led zep
maiden
stones
pink floyd

oh, if Boris accidentally set fire to the flag!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:27 pm
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Do the princes share Kate?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:28 pm
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Bring in the clowns with this anthem.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:28 pm
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Is that the first time we've heard the brazil anthem in a fortnight?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:29 pm
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someone can still save this, the brazilians?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:29 pm
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Its threads like this that remind me why i love STW. Funniest thing ive read in ages.

+1


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:29 pm
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And now the eye of sauron to close the ceremony.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:30 pm
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BoJo to close by singing "My Way"


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 10:30 pm
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Just think - 2 weeks ago the rest of the world thought we were rubbish at sport but great at music!


 
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Shame its samba and not bikinis

Do the princes share Kate?

Like father like son.


 
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