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porter_jamie - Member
What are the odds for posh to crack a smile
i'm more likely to sprout a pair of tits
So's she.
😉
More in likely her face will crack if she can remember what a smile is.But really is this the best way to round off the games,really.
Brad's sideburns make an appearance
Flat as a kippers @ock
Noel will be miffed
Maverick took down the Migs and saved the day. Now, who are Beady Eye and why are they playing an Oasis song?
has he been taking singing lessons from paul mccartney
Shame Mike Flowers wasn't available.
Now, who are Beady Eye and why are they playing an Oasis song?
Tribute band, innit!
Ukrainians back - thank god
That's easily the worst singing of the night.
Ukrainians back - thank god
Damn - missed them!
Oasis were always shite. Beady Eye are equally shite.
Plus ca change, eh?
This is so bad it's brilliant. Perhaps being British we are the only ones who fully comprehend it's s**tness. we might just get off the hook on this one.
It reminds me of when all those gullible muppets partied with Tony Blair when Labour got elected way back when.Now they're all just trying to improve their nest eggs in front of a global audience.
what tyres for sticking in your ears?
Why has Liam got a dead cat on his head?
They've even managed to shoehorn one of the Bay City Rollers in.
Elo !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh God no, it's Liam. 😥
Dear world, Mancunians aren't all like this.
Some of us CAN sing.
All those medal winning Olympic marksmen in the stadium and not a bullet between them.
Is that Harry Enfield
That's some large ordnance.
One day this will all be just a bad memory.
Please make it stop!! Like watching a train wreck.
Can't stop watching.
suddenly got interesting now they have brought out the canon
Five unnerd!
Single speed with a propeller , now that is niche
Mr_C - Member
They've even managed to shoehorn one of the Bay City Rollers in
That's brilliant
ELO to save the day phew
My bike does that.
Here's the gun-look out Boris
It's 11pm, surely the plug has to be pulled?
Are they gonna fire boris out of the cannon?
That cannon about summed it up!!! 😳
Back in the room!
lol.
😀
And....
Now we are talking, no one is going to understand this
Great 😀
Angels
Angels mmmm
It was all big trick - just to lead up to this.
Lumberjack song next??
Morris dancers hahahahahaha
Best of the night 8)
Eric!
Epic!
That's a big ask at the moment
Nice backing singers. Morris dancers inspired lunacy
sexy angels and the bird form the opening ceremony. Hmmmmm
We need Mr Ben
I get it now - all that came before was a long joke, this is the punchline!
Thank you Monty Python.
lol i feel for the people who don't know Monty Python and trying to figure out wtf is going on now
Monty Python ffs
Eric Idle + Morris dancers + roller skating nuns = uk night out
It's too late to run away
😀
All the great british bands and we had to endure this crock of shit
Eric is king
This is way beyond shit.
Eric Idle has suddenly turned into Karl Pilkington...
Yes! Life's a pos!
Lol, cut to team gb, the only team who have a clue what is happening
I'm thinking 30 people went in a room and they white-boarded random ideas for this and they stuck everything in
Nuns on ........skates
Dutch seemed well into it as well.
I'm thinking 30 people went in a room and they white-boarded random ideas for this and they stuck everything in
& drugs, lots of hallucinogenic drugs.
The Roman soldiers just improved immeasurably.
She said it ..... Bonkers 😆
Well night all
Who is responsible for this horror show, they need to be named and then deported
Rate the nite out of 10 please - Me 3 out of 10.
FuzzyWuzzy - Member
I'm thinking 30 people went in a room and they white-boarded random ideas for this and they stuck everything in
I'm thinking 30 people went into a room and they white-boarded predictable ideas and nothing stood out so they put everything in.
edit - even Muse are struggling to inject life into proceedings.
I Pod's shuffle facility has got a lot to answer for!
No "stonned" instead
where's chas n dave when you need em 😉
Love Matt Bellamy's suit, but am bit concerned how much the stage is shaking - check the speaker stack next to the drums.
Should have finished with Eric Idle, best of British
****ing muse just **** off.
last 2 weeks I had this odd feeling of being proud to be British. This has cured me of that.
I will give it a generous 0 out of 10
No "stonned" instead
I think thats were the problems started