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skeletor?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:30 pm
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Please not her


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:30 pm
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Woman get my gun


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:30 pm
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The Naken Gun 2 1/2 is on the other side, may watch that instead.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:32 pm
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Was waiting for it to get better, but its not looking good. Time for bed I think...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:32 pm
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i want to turn off, but then again, i want to see how low it can go.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:32 pm
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At least we can turn over or off - the athletes seem to be kettled in for the duration!

Annie Lennox WTF?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:32 pm
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Isn't this what they posted all those missiles on the top of tower blocks for?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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Will they be handing out finisher t-shirts if we make it all the way to the end?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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I'm waiting for the interview tomorrow when they ask how it felt to be in the worst closing ceremony ever


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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All we need is Adam Ant


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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LOL ChrisE 😀


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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@bradwiggins: Ball's to carrying the flag, I'd have loved to ridden me scooter out in the arena, maybe not to that band though!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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I can sense a Jedward appearance.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:33 pm
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Very very strange closing... I had to turn it off about 30 minutes in. Seems to sum the Olympics up well - started with a dodgy logo and now ending with a dodgy outro.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:34 pm
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Bring on Garry Glitter


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:34 pm
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Did they just mention Victoria Beckham amongst great British fashion brands?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:34 pm
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Dont forget we have the Spice Girls to come, please shoot me now.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:34 pm
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Annie Lennox-she used to get nominated for the Brits best female artist every year even though she hadn't made a record for what seemed like decades.My mum likes her.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:34 pm
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Dear god no


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:34 pm
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Dam it almost got good then !


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:35 pm
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WTF light show is impressive but I think the anti-doping team need to turn their attentions to the people who came up the closing ceremony.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:35 pm
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Floyd, NICE 😀 but not by him please, wheres the mute button ❓


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:35 pm
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Wish you were here - no


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:35 pm
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Somebody call the music police. There's a murder in progress.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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I hope the athletes were allowed to take alcohol in otherwise I don't know how they're going to get through this...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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The ginge is murderising the Floyd. STOP. NOW.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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who is it?

I missed the start


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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Ooo Mason on drums, may I say it, not to bad,


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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WTF light show is impressive but I think the anti-doping team need to turn their attentions to the people who came up the closing ceremony.

I think they should use them Archery targets.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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This is awesomely shit 😆


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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That's not too bad as a Floyd cover. Not a bad backing band.


 
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Am I watching a closing ceremony or v2012?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:36 pm
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Nick mason must need a down payment on his next ferrari


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:37 pm
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Was that boat Annie Lennox was on not the viking ship from the KLF video ?

(Now, Bill Drummond would liven up this gig a bit 😀 )


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:37 pm
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some suit has had enough and hes going to jump!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:37 pm
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This is very, very bizarre


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:37 pm
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My (forrin) missus just said "they even let Prince Harry sing"


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:37 pm
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Gilmour should have done the vocals.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:37 pm
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Where is Charlie


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:38 pm
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:38 pm
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shoot me now, please


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:38 pm
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SO has he been drug tested!!!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:38 pm
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lol @ Russell, he must be on the good stuff


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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Now they're ripping off the opening ceremony...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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Not this ****


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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This must be what an LSD trip feels like.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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Not very good is it

In fact it's bloody awful


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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flipsake, whats he laykin at?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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I bet Brand regrets being clean after driving around a stadium full of lights on a psychedelic bus


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:39 pm
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Is the common theme to all this drugs?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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Now their really scraping the barrel with that drug invested piece of shit Brand.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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I missed a load of it but the start was embarrasingly bad. Audio mix terrible, One Direction appearing to be miming and half the singers sounding generally awful.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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Russell Brand will be trying to s**g all the Ukrainian female athletes.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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My eyes and ears are bleeding. It's so bad I cannot turn it off!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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Oomph police ladies. Nice


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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This must be what an LSD trip feels like.

No, this what the comedown must feel like.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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Brand singing about LSD. Now that's funny


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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I can't stop watching, it is like a form of self harm

For the claws of victory they snatch defeat..........


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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Nailing my nuts to the floor seems like an attractive diversion right now.


 
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The world is watching (oh sh1t)


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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worst. miming. ever....


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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Ok, I admit, I didn't expect this...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:40 pm
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If one of these girls doesn't get her baps out quick then it may just have to be bedtime - this is dire!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:41 pm
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This must be what an LSD trip feels like

Do you think people would take it if it was?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:41 pm
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When are Adam and the Antz on?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:41 pm
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Always had a thing for the cellist is Bond 🙂


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:41 pm
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Some big beat lunacy...

Right here....right now...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:41 pm
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DJs got mad skillz on the decks 😆


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:42 pm
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He's deffo miming


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:42 pm
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Fat Boy Slim 🙂

How much narcotics can we pack in to he evening!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:42 pm
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get shaun ryder up next
i would like to have a go on that bouncy octopus.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:43 pm
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Like the interval in Eurovision....


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:43 pm
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He's riding inside an naked octopus! Inspired by STW!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:43 pm
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fatboyslim and octopron!


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:44 pm
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Posted : 12/08/2012 9:44 pm
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i think we could still redeem ourselves if we send boris johnson up in a giant firecracker (along with whoever came up with this monstrosity 😆


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:44 pm
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It was good of Norman Cook to bring along the dancers from his Praise You video.


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:44 pm
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Ashamed and embarassed sums it up knowing the world are watching this appalling collection of the UK's worst


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 9:44 pm
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All we need now is Liam Gallagher off his head or Pete Docherty after an all-nighter - this is dross.


 
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