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I find Ecclefechan particularly expresive. A mate to uses Buxton when her daughter is around.


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 5:02 pm
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shiitake mushrooms


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 5:07 pm
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chunt


 
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bollox instead of bollocks.


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 5:32 pm
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Phuket


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 5:33 pm
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****


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 5:34 pm
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fiddlesticks


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 5:49 pm
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A headmaster from back in my youth once told me something marvellous.

"If you really must swear, try this....

'Oh FUC..........rying out loud!"


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 6:03 pm
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Frak works for me. Thank you Battlestar Gallactica.


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 6:28 pm
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Mrs BigJohn (primary school teacher) often uses "Sugar" when in earshot of pupils.

"Shig and Butter" is also heard.


 
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Gosh and pish


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 9:38 pm
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another one for frak, good old BSG

how about machyntleth


 
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Someone put a swear jar in the office, all swear words are 10p except 'chunt' which is £1.

So now my friend you are a 'pound' 🙂


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 10:17 pm
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Crikey!


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 10:19 pm
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Pistachio, if my niece is around.


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 10:54 pm
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Bafoon or chimp at the mo


 
Posted : 30/06/2009 11:29 pm
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Melonfarmer
frickin'
jeepers (for the odd christian chum who gets a bit miffed with all the name in vain malarky)


 
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Fishcakes


 
Posted : 01/07/2009 8:58 am
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Ow shyst!

Normally when something goes pear shaped here at work!


 
Posted : 01/07/2009 9:01 am
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"go to Buxton"..................no idea why


 
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Yikes and crikey.

I may shortly move on to tophole and spiffing.


 
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continental instead of ****ing awful


 
Posted : 01/07/2009 9:03 am
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Whilst I try my hardest not to swear at work or at home, I also try not to soften the blow when I am finally forced to swear.

Hence, words like Damn and Blast, possibly even "ah", get replaced by the usual suspects when I finally reach the end of my patience.


 
Posted : 01/07/2009 9:20 am
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I do like Yikes and Crikey. Old swearwords are where it's at though, or silly ones...

Gadzooks!
Drat!
Smeg!

If you fany insulting someone, try calling them a 'mothering-chumraa' and see what reaction you get.....
🙂


 
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Frak and smeg work fine for me.

Although i always find swearing in foreign languages especially useful


 
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