[Closed] Piers Morgan

I only opened this thread on the off chance something tragic and horrible had happened to him.
disappointing

He's in America isn't he ?

That's good enough for me, they can keep him.

"Countryside - the killing of Piers Morgan"

Glad I am not the only one who thinks he is needlessly depleting oxygen.

Pingu66, no, you are by no means the only one. I think this thread could run to ten pages with a 100% consensus.

Yup - was hoping this'd be a rant against the odious little shit

yes he is a pin head.

Oxygen thief. Can't stand the man.

Has anyone ever met somebody who actually likes him.

I don't actually understand what he has ever done, its as if he was just created as the most hated man on the planet.

Not many negative words that couldn't be applied to him.

Talentless is obviously not one of them though.

Because the OH told me that it's a bad word, I don't use the C word as much as I'd like. Piers Morgan is generally agreed between us to be justifiable use of it

He's nothing other than Simon cowell's cumsponge

I quite like hi...... Nope not even with my mega troll hat on I can't bring myself to say that I like the oxygen theiving waste of a skin that is the personification of everything that is wrong with modern society. Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. And I really needed a wee.

Yes. Agreed. One smarmy tosser.

My Mother-In-Law seems to think he's brilliant.

'nuff said

He's in America so quite easy to ignore.

In time I am convinced he will be fully implicated in the phone hacking scandal

In my head he and David Cameron get merged into the same person. Can't work out who this looks worse for!

I was rather hoping this thread might have news of an arrest or some other good news.

Ever singe we were told that we could now use "reasonable force" against burglars, I have been keeping a couple of lump hammers by the front and back doors, in the DESPERATE hope that he would try to burgle my house 😈

Failed celebrities usually go to America when they've run out of favours back home, don't they?

He was good at his job at the Mirror.

In time I am convinced he will be fully implicated in the phone hacking scandal

Well. Before phone hacking revelations were fashionable he did boast about such things in his autobiography

In my head he and David Cameron get merged into the same person.

At home we use 'Snail Face' to describe either of them when they appear on TV

He was good at his job at the Mirror.

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[url= http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/16/piers-morgan-made-catastrophic-error-abuse-pictures_n_1208795.html ]Yes he displayed terrific judgement promoting balanced, reasoned journalism...[/url]

Junkyard - Member

I only opened this thread on the off chance something tragic and horrible had happened to him.
disappointing

In making comment on this thread, I'm tempted to test the swear filter and risk a ban.

To paraphrase someone I read on here a while back;
He has a face I would never tire of punching.

I only opened this thread on the off chance something tragic and horrible had happened to him.
disappointing

+1 or was one of Jimmy's Minions

He is a hugely talented self-publicist and troll.

I wish the world could just ignore him. Attention is what he wants.

In time I am convinced he will be fully implicated in the phone hacking scandal

He's already widely known to have known all about it and (as mentioned above) incriminated himself in public. Leveson verdict out this week. Fingers crossed.

I bet he`s a pal of Richard Bacon.

I remember listening to this live on the radio and enjoying it so much. Ed Byrne taking him to the cleaners.

I will always have time for Jeremy Clarkson simply for the fact that he ****ted him.

Doesn't matter if you're talking about him in the most negative way possible the fact that you're talking about him is enough for some media exec to give him airtime. See also Chris (shit in your eye) Brown.

In fact people's dislike of other people creates more interest than people's like of other people. Nice people aren't interesting any more (maybe never have been). I blame young attractive females and the more numerous easily influenced lads chasing them.

The bloke is a bellend of the highest order!

I bet he`s a pal of Richard Bacon.

I like Richard Bacon.

I bet he`s a pal of Richard Bacon.

Is that like being a "friend of Dorothy"?

I think Piers is married to some poor woman.

Apologies to any young attractive females who are offended by my last comment (come on, it's possible there are some 'here'). I generalised and there are always exceptions.

All in the same camp here.

I have a special something for Piers Morgan, which he'd appreciate, as he's in America now...
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franksinatra - Member
I bet he`s a pal of Richard Bacon.
I like Richard Bacon.

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Honest ?

Didn’t Clarkson punch Morgan at some do? It’s a while ago, hope its true.

[url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/gall/0,,1208623,00.html ]nuff said[/url]

I'd rather use the bat.

As i predicted...
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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/media/news/a441522/piers-morgan-phone-hacking-conversation-to-air-on-channel-4-doc.html [/url]

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An extract from the Leveson report here for you.

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"DON'T LIKE" instincts go into overdrive for Piers. But there's loads of underhand ****ty power hungry jounalists! Piers Morgan is just a puss infected scab on the FLALING ZOMBIE OF THE BRITISH MEDIA. (can we use that tomorrow, that's a good quote...) Have to say some of the Piers interviews progs have been interesting tho. But my cynical brain only thinks it's cos Piers is doing a Parkinson Level Up to get to where he wants to be... just High Ranking **** Ruler Of All ****s.

The best place for Piers Morgan:

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what about organ donation?

Or use him to experiment on rather than beagles.

Kevevs - He's a very talented interviewer as well as a master self-publicist.

The devil is known for his charm isn't he?