[Closed] Picolax - No.1 consumed ......

My missus lasted 12 hours before she needed to go. Although she has the digestive transit of a glacier.....

never trust a fart

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That's just old age creeping up on you, TJ.

And remember, never waste an.....

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you doing this for a bet or are you actually constipated?

i'll give you til 17:45

And never walk past a lavvy CFH

Picolax is to prepare me to be a camera obscure tomorrow.

Constipation is not something I have ever had a problem with. More the other way for me. So am expecting an early appearance of a result.

Eeek could this be the sequel to the infamous ... no lets not even go there .... 😯

No chance of challenging the original. I've got the right day for my appointment.

the mate just had the camera thing on Tuesday I had showed him the picolax thread before hand which he found hilarious. As he described his experience nothing happened for a while then he has 15 steps to the loo he made it to 14 😀

Cheers beinbahn. Bit worried, reckon I'm 20 steps to loo. But am being VERY cautious.

Watches this thread with anticipation........ 😆

COME ON..!

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat here!

I did the picolax rite of passage a few weeks ago..

see that bit on the box where it recommends applying a small amount of vaseline or sudocreme.. I ignored that and really wished that I hadn't..

free your mind and your body will follow..

I reckon he's evacuating right now 😆

I reckon he's evacuating right now

Or having a quick go on the garden trampoline before he has to come in for his tea.

We have a winner - 18:06 it began. TJ was correct, NEVER trust a fart, though I just about got away with it. Close though. It is amazing how many times you think you are finished but OH No.. you're not!

Yunki - due to my problems my posterior is regularly salved so there was NO way that I was ignoring the advise. In fact I didn't need the advise.

Must remember to go put some reading matter back in the loo. Got a bit bored just and got the feeling when there may be times I spend quite a while in there. Wish I had some loo specks too.

Thank you Sandwich but actually it's more like Commander Shore in Stingray's opening credits.

"Anything can happen in the next half hour".

And the camera will feel like Thunderbird 3, leaving Tracy island from the circular sun house, or possibly docking with Thunderbird Five, either way it will be visiting Planet Uranus,lets just hope it doesnt hit any assteroids on the way into orbit,and be gratefull Klingons are from another tv show.

Just think of the camera as a light sabre ,weilded by a Jedi knight, that might bring Star wars to your eyes.

Hope everything goes ok though, had the Picolax twice, and a cammera down my throat, and they failed to find any sence of humour in me.

The Picolax has been a let down (?). Only had one more visit from Agent Picolax this evening. But then I did invoke my own fasting regime in advance of the hospitals recommendations. Certainly a lot of rumbling going on.

Not had a flexible camera in before but did have a rigid scope up the other week so feel I know some of what to expect. So far it has been blown up like a tubeless tyre that was most unpleasant. Not really needed as it wasn't like he'd got to bed the bead in to the rim!

A friend had the camera a while back. Said it hurt going in but coming out wasn't the worst feeling in the world! 😀

I had this late last year. Picolax followed by flexi camera the next morning and barium enema in the afternoon. Oh what fun. Hospital staff were excellent though.
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Do the people of STW just have bad digestive tracts, or doctors that really like a laugh?

i took 2 x ducolax about a month ago did sod all...

i took 2 x ducolax about a month ago did sod all...

Well it was 2 months ago.

I have to say Agent Picolax did a 1st rate job of internal cleansing. My insides were a lovely bright light pinky colour. Who'd have thunk it after 50 years of abuse?