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Just saw this on my Twitter
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[url= http://www.saddledrunk.com/blog/2015/1/5/aaadesperately-seeking-models-for-the-new-2015-season-collection ]Modulz[/url]

I have a hard time buying jeans and have manky toes. Is that the physique of a cyclist?


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 9:27 am
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Needs a link to [url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/tubbies-assemble-its-stw-fitfat-club-time ]this thread[/url] 🙂


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 9:44 am
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Pelvis down to toes I'm not bad looking if I do say so myself. My arms are also fine. My torso on the other hand clearly doesn't have to do too much work as it has lots of wobbly bits. To me that's an MTBrs physique 🙂


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 10:42 am
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I've applied. **** it. I'm vain!


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 10:53 am
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Let us know njee...

I always considered my appearance freakish, until I started cycling. At which point having the proportions of a mountain troll came in useful.


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 5:09 pm
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As long s it's not a...

[url= http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cycling/the-secret-of-eternal-youth-skintight-lycra-and-a-bicycle-9959058.html ]TREK[/url]


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 5:14 pm
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I've applied. * it. I'm vain!

Be sure to lose the beard first. 🙂

If you get the position you do realise folk will see your pic and say...

[i]"That's that *er from the Weakest Link!"[/i]

...or something.


 
Posted : 06/01/2015 7:15 pm
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Just had an email from them, thanking me for my application and saying they'll keep me posted. I'm guessing they're probably sorted as there was a "desperate need", and this was 3 weeks ago, but then again, why email.


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 12:44 pm
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Gah!

I was looking forward to using that new moniker...


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 1:02 pm
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[i]Physique of a cyclist?[/i]

Look no further, for behold. This the very apex of how a Man of a cycling persuasion should appear.

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**sobs quietly in corner, knowing I will never look as good as Capt AMolrica**


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 1:10 pm
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Well I'd guess they've decided to update their [url= http://www.saddledrunk.com/clothing ]Range of clothing[/url], probably because it looks like a barrel of ****...


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 1:31 pm
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Bikes provided for shooting

Am I the only one who thought of this sort of thing?:

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Posted : 28/01/2015 1:43 pm
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I've applied. **** it. I'm vain!

njee, did you send in your portfolio shots?

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Posted : 28/01/2015 1:48 pm
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Gah!

I was looking forward to using that new moniker...

Haha, it could still stick, don't worry 😉


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 1:51 pm
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I've emailed them as well. As Njee says, why not 😆


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 1:57 pm
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yea me to. Good for a laugh.


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 2:32 pm
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must.....resist.....posting....selfie


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 3:27 pm
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Girlfriend emailed them and got a response saying they want to meet up and talk more. I just got "they'll let me know"


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 4:38 pm
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Got the they will keep me posted too....probably got plenty of choice for middle aged white blokes in lycra...


 
Posted : 28/01/2015 5:21 pm

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