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(Apologies for it being the Daily Heil. (I only read the saddo comments for a laugh)
Quite a number of chainsaw enthusiasts on here. Anyone from the capital ? 😆

https://www.****/news/article-9449483/Police-hunt-phantom-chopper-dozens-trees-mysteriously-felled-chainsaw.html

Not exactly a quiet stealth operation, and i expect we'll eventually find it was done by the council They're always screwing things up


 
Posted : 08/04/2021 11:22 pm
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I'm not clicking that shit and giving them money. Can we have a summary rather than a random URL in isolation please?


 
Posted : 08/04/2021 11:39 pm
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Reddit ?
Complete with puns 😉
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/mn1gez/police_hunting_phantom_lumberjack_felling/


 
Posted : 08/04/2021 11:42 pm
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Plenty of busy beaver over that part of London.


 
Posted : 08/04/2021 11:57 pm
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A woman stands puzzled, with her hands on her hips, at the scene of one of the attacks in Walton-on-Thames in Surrey

A great caption. Try to guess what the picture was.


 
Posted : 09/04/2021 7:07 am
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He’s no ok


 
Posted : 09/04/2021 8:42 am
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They need to get the CSI folks in - there's bound to be some forensic evidence from when he ate his lunch and went to the lavatory.


 
Posted : 09/04/2021 8:48 am
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A Post 10 of the chainsaw world.


 
Posted : 09/04/2021 9:01 am
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I’m not clicking that shit and giving them money. Can we have a summary rather than a random URL in isolation please?

Police are hunting a mystery tree feller who has cut down dozens of trees along a particularly picturesque stretch of the River Thames in Surrey, to the consternation of local residents.

In what has been called the “chainsaw massacre”, the culprit has struck up to 30 times over 10 days and is believed to be operating under cover of darkness.

The trees, all healthy, have been felled along a two-mile route between upmarket Walton-on-Thames and Weybridge. The motive, though, remains a mystery.

Guardian Linky


 
Posted : 09/04/2021 9:06 am
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Posted : 09/04/2021 9:10 am
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They need to get the CSI folks in – there’s bound to be some forensic evidence from when he ate his lunch and went to the lavatory.

Now, I'm no detective but I had a look at the map. Not a lot along that stretch of river but there is a Rugby Club there. It is called Weybridge Vandals RFC. I think Columbo should start there. Not sure why I think that, perhaps just a hunch.

Weybridge Vandals


 
Posted : 09/04/2021 9:12 am

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