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Edith Bowman.
Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Johnson
Flashy.
😆
Every politician in the UK? ( & I mean EVERY)
My boss (no. 1 boss)
Quite a few others beneath no. 1 boss.
Not many others TBH.
Sean Keavney.
Never mind the stick - just shit in his eye.
Cameron, Osbourne, Gove, Johnson, Farage.
Can I have a bigger, sharper, shittier stick?
Piers Morgan.
Flashy
Surely you'd want to lash with with nettles to see if it's hereditary
I'm noting a left/right bias when it comes to violent protest 😉
Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Johnson
Yep x 1000
Plus: Piers Morgan, Trump, May.
Jesus
Just to see how he'd react.
John Terry
Thora hird, or failing that frank bough.
The choice is huge.
Jeremy Vine
Sticky the stick insect who's stuck on a sticky bun
Christ, what on earth has Edith Bowman done to deserve that? There's already a long list above who are far more deserving than some random radio presenter. Even Keaveny would fall [i]way[/i] down any list that I compile.
Also, yawn, Mary Ann Hobbs just the stick.
Hated Keavney entirely tolerable now. Him or that kunt Evans, no contest.
That bloke who does saturday kitchen. James somebody?
Piers Morgan. Odious, vapid little so and so.
Jerry Heller. Tyson Fury.
who is edith bowman? 😳
my neighbour who stands outside the front of his house every morning to hack up half a lung and gob it out.
jambalaya - MemberI'm noting a left/right bias when it comes to violent protest
Possibly a reflection of who is in power and able to do anything, and who isn't.
Piers Morgan/The Trump: I wouldn't poke them in the eye, they're have the stick shoved right through so they could be spit-roasted!
Then there's Putin, Kim Il Jong, Hugo Chavez, Nursultan Nazarbayev, Tony Blair, George Bush...
People on ITV
Funny Mr Potato Head.
I won't say any politician, as that's a given in any case.
The media bosses who have no shame in promoting certain political opinions with the soul purpose of making their publications sell.
Anyone who sends me links to some sort of clickbait site.
I won't mention the name of any politician, as we should all be allowed to do that to them as part of the electoral process.
The media bosses who have no shame in promoting certain political opinions with the soul purpose of making their publications sell.
Anyone who sends me links to some sort of clickbait site.
Bernie Ecclestone.
That bloke who does saturday kitchen. James somebody?
James Martin? If you poke him in the eye, I'll be poking YOU in the eye. He's the most normal person in the world of food FFS!
Alastair Campbell, Peter Mandelson, Jean Claude Juncker and George Osborne.
James Martin? If you poke him in the eye, I'll be poking YOU in the eye. He's the most normal person in the world of food FFS!
And a total cyclist hater. Bravo Essel!
Ah James Martin a special place in hell is reserved for that fat ****.
James Martin? If you poke him in the eye, I'll be poking YOU in the eye. He's the most normal person in the world of food FFS!
He's a total c*** and right up himself. One of the most naturally unlikable people on TV.
And a total cyclist hater. Bravo Essel!
Well I never knew that! Iv'e changed my mind, to...Jeremy Clarkson.
He's a total c*** and right up himself. One of the most naturally unlikable people on TV.
Why's that then? Cos I've never noticed.
I'm noting a left/right bias when it comes to violent protest
that's because we've a long history of standing up to fascist bullies.
-1 for James Martin. Likeable cool bloke.
Sorry but I'm currently using said stick on Lewis Hamilton...
Why's that then? Cos I've never noticed.
Hard to explain. He's slimy and self absorbed. Makes my skin crawl, bery morgan-esque. Very awkward with guests who (to me) seem like they don't like him. I haven't watched him in a while for obvious reasons.
Plenty must like him though otherwise he wouldn't be making a living on the box.
Hard to explain
Plenty must like him though
We'll leave it there then.
They are still wrong. He's still a c***.
Just leave this here for all the James Martin lovers!
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/green-living-blog/2009/sep/15/james-martin-cyclists
that's because we've a long history of standing up to fascist bullies.
Yeh those Referendum granting facists, let's stand up to them and demand our government just decides stuff without asking us
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Most politicians, just to watch them change the vote on disabled benefits allowances.
Middle lane huggers (although, the new middle lane is now lane 3 on these 'smart' motorways')
My local councils cycle lane designer, it will only help his vision on what is safe and what is suicidal. Certainly it cant get any worse.
Rupert Murdoch, providing the stick is the size of a tree trunk
Chris Evans.
Frank Skinner.
Donald Trump.
That **** Cameron.
Jeremy Corbyn.
The list is actually...endless.
Murdoch, Trump, Farage - no reason necessary for any of those.
Re James Martin [url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/6195611/James-Martin-apologises-for-terrorising-cyclists.html ]HERE[/url]'s why you shouldn't give him the time of day as a cyclist (even though he's currently appearing in an advert with cyclists)
Sorry but I'm currently using said stick on Lewis Hamilton...
Why dat den? Because he didn't let Nico deliberately try to punt him off on a convenient corner?
I have to say there are things I'd rather poke Edith bowman with
All of the above and Graham Norton.
Re James Martin HERE's why you shouldn't give him the time of day as a cyclist (even though he's currently appearing in an advert with cyclists)
HaHa! I'm with him on a lot of this. I swear & curse at some peabrained ****wits of cyclists at times.
I like him even more now!
*Motto, keep death off the roads, ride on the footpath*
the list would have been so long at one time. now i couldn't care less about anyone or anything apart from myself and family.
52%...
smokey_jo - Member
Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Johnson
& the
footflaps - Member
52%...
Ha ha ! I'm loving the James Martin hate on here. I thought it was just me who felt so repulsed by him. He has a special, almost indefinable, arrogance about him, previously only seen in Lynda Barker.
Don't like that fat wheezer Dianne Abbott either.
Or Bob Geldof.
Or that charmless, quorn eating, slaphead Mo Farrah.
The shadow cabinet.
( does anyone have a list of today's names ?? )
James Martin
+ another.
Slimy arrogant bag of tripe.
Every politician in the UK? ( & I mean EVERY)
My boss (no. 1 boss)
Quite a few others beneath no. 1 boss.Not many others TBH.
Chris Evans.
Frank Skinner.
Donald Trump.
That **** Cameron.
Jeremy Corbyn.The list is actually...endless.
What a difference two hours makes. 😉
In no particular order...
Bear Grylls, Tony Blair....
The shit would have to be really rancid.
Benedict f****** Cumberbatch.
I'd like to join the anti-James Martin camp, saw him do that Mille Miglia show which distilled my initial dislike into loathing for the self congratulatory berk...
although due to my left wing liberal politics I couldn't condone abusing a stick by smearing it in poo (unless it was into that sort of thing)
Edit - thanks above for the exception; Murdoch (and the whole family) who I'd happily poke in the eye with a sharpened, shitty stick
Len McClusky
Noel Edmonds. No doubt he'd cure the injury with one of those magic machines.
I'm amazed that he hasn't already been listed.
Murdoch, Ecclestone, Katie Hopkins, Corbyn and any footballer that doesn't cut their own toe nails 🙂
Morrisey.
Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Boris Johnson twice, Stephen Fry
Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Johnson
That's my Arya list, right there!
Russell Brand , both eyes - twice .
Mr Tumble - he a still hasn't learned to remember his spotty bag after all these years.
John Inverdale.
John Inverdale
Good call.
Whoever it is in the Fugees who kept saying "one time" at random intervals in Killing Me Softly.
I bet it was morrisey....
Not sure it was Morissey , but good call just in case it was.
+1 for James Martin.
I can't see IDS yet? Surely a collective oversight?
Jacob Rees-Mogg, Daniel Sturridge, Oleg Tinkoff, Amanda Holden, Chris Evans. There are many...
Mike Bushell and Gregg Wallace, if there was a UK wide village idiot competition they would need sudden death penalties to separate those two.
Dave myers, the smug patronizing fake insincere git. His presenting style is like some bad playschool mock Geordie shite
Fat folk who keep going on and on about loosing weight.
Dave myers, the smug patronizing fake insincere git. His presenting style is like some bad playschool mock Geordie shite
I thought Si was the geordie one... Dude.
Naga Munchetty, don't get me started on her presenting[i] skills.[/i] 😈
You lot make me laugh.....you're all like my now departed Dad. He used to hate endless people on Telly, inc Terry Wogan, FFS!
I try and be more tolerant....although would happily put that stick in both Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen's eyes!
Naga Munchetty, don't get me started on her presenting skills.
Oh come, tells us what you think? 🙂
Whoever it is in the Fugees who kept saying "one time" at random intervals in Killing Me Softly.
That was John Inverdale.