We've got a pair of comedy thick glasses next to the bathroom mirror. I like to think that guests to the house might be inclined to try them on when they visit the loo. Should we dip them in bleach from time to time?
if your book is say,from the local library or charity shop then whether or not it is in the bathroom i think you have more to worry about than just your own chod being on the pages...
another thing i never do is wash my hands after having a lash in a public gents,,,, do you really think that the cleaner goes round disinfecting all the door handles in the place....
....and besides it builds up the immune system
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[i]having a lash in a public gents[/i]
You get drunk in public toilets?? or do you mean a slash?
Slight hijack, but what do you do when you are staying for the first time with a new GF and you don't want to make unattractive trumpeting noises the morning after?
Girl did this once with me. A rolling wet fart as well. She was a natural stunning and slender female. I turned (quite quickly) in utter shock.
She said 'what what, you have been farting all night in your sleep so what is the problem'?
Have you seen the reading in the fertility problem clinics? They put it there for a reason, apparently, along with sample bottles.
I read on the toilet, and play games on my phone and send texts but not voice calls (ads def not video calls!). Ex's little dog used to come running like mad as soon as he knew where I was going so he could sit on the floor between my legs, and my dog likes to 'visit' - hey, life's one long party at mine! 😀
Reading while having a dump is one of life's simple-but-great pleasures, though it does seem to be something only really enjoyed by males.
Surely there are other things to worry about than a few harmless germs on your loo book?
Here's one for you - [b]Anyone stand up to wipe their behind??[/b]
And as with the "anyone look at their poo afterwards" - I think it's only really the brits that find this grim. I remember my first trip to Austria - they had the 'viewing tray' and I had no idea what to make of it!
Also, in the last day at Reading festival, there was a 'poo mountain' about 6 inches ABOVE the level of the toilet rim!
I hate poo.....
DrP
DrP imagine working in a bumhole specialist unit. sorry I dont know the specialist terms first thing in a morning 🙄
Jamie - Member
I have a problem with that as my bathroom measures 6' by 5'6". What the chuff do I do?
Poo out the window.
Arrrrrrgghhh!
There isn't a window!!!!
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