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KFC marketeers. 20 wing bucket? Yes. Limited period only? Die painfully
Since when did eating your dinner out of a bucket become a thing? Who the **** wants to eat out of a bucket?
Me personally, I’m pretty chilled atm, only one thing that gets me at the moment is the moral high horses who rattle out that ‘rule 1’ trope at every opportunity. Away an shite.
I'm more into testing the boundaries of Rule 34, it passes the time. If we didn't have a child I'm sure we'd have passed lockdown honouring Rule 35.
Anyone who likes ‘Mrs Browns Boys’.
I was rocking a sports jacket and jeans before Clarkson was invented. Punk it was.
The scriptwriters of Death in Paradise – FFS, she’s too good for him.
Maybe some people are attracted to folk for who they are rather than what they look like???
People who litter/fly tip
People who can't park between the white lines
People who can't use their indicators properly/at all
People who use those vape things that give off enormous sickly fruity smelling clouds. If you're using them to help you quit smoking, that's great, but surely there's a way you can do it that doesn't make me want to throw up.
And Tories/Brexiteers obviously
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Once you see the nostril hair it's hard not just stare at it.
Influencers. Though that's not just "at the moment".
Influencers.
Did you see my 'Influencers in the Wild' post earlier in the thread? 🙂
Ah didn't look at that one grum, due to my almost pathological hatred of instagram.
Ian Brown.
I'm really pissed off that he has turned out to be a massive whalloper.
His batshit anti vax and conspiracy theory bollocks is really bad.
Oh, and the Queen.
This is quite a funny article on that https://www.nme.com/features/ian-brown-conspiracy-theory-tweets-anti-vax-coronavirus-2752532
jon1973
Because he posted exactly what I wanted to say.
The idiot parish councilors who have decided that cycling shouldn't be allowed on the on traffic free path to the beach.
Make them cycle up the main road every day until they relent!
Get your Vegas head on and have a hell of a good time
It's not a place you can enjoy cynically
Julia Hartley-Brewer
Oooh, Julia vampish panto grin = "in the next sentence I'm going to say something a bit far-righty and 'edgy' in order to boost my profile" Hartley-Brewer?
Vile, grandstanding, harridan.
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People who still can't tell the difference between not WANTING to be in lockdown, and not NEEDING to be in lockdown.
Every conversation about the later invariably turns out just to be a toddler-level conversation about the former.
Julia Hartley Brewer?
Like Katie Hopkins in a Channel twin set.
Laurence L Bowen on that inferior design programme, who appears to have graduated from the Advanced Language of Flowery W*nk. Other graduates seem to be champions of cookery programs...
Oh, Trump. All of them.
What, every GP?
yes their status as independent contractors causes issues
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Julia Hartley Brewer?
Like Katie Hopkins in a Channel twin set.
I think all ladies should have a nice channel and twin set.
People who make sourdough bread. It is vile.
causes issues
christ, it’s like pulling teeth sometimes...Such as?
Anyone involved with The Masked Singer.
People who make sourdough bread. It is vile.
I feel sad for you.
The people on the Mountain Rescue thread who think that the two men who drove from Liverpool and Leicester to wild camp on Red Screes in winter in a storm, resulting in a MR shout and a MR person getting badly injured, were just exhibiting poor judgement.
Ian Brown.
I’m really pissed off that he has turned out to be a massive whalloper.
Totally. Had a bit of argee bargee about it on Twitter. Thankfully, Anton Newcombe is the polar opposite, as is Tim Burgess.
People who use those vape things that give off enormous sickly fruity smelling clouds. If you’re using them to help you quit smoking, that’s great, but surely there’s a way you can do it that doesn’t make me want to throw up.
I’m agreeing with so much on this thread it’s really making me realise what a miserable bastard I am.
Since when did eating your dinner out of a bucket become a thing? Who the **** wants to eat out of a bucket?
When ‘Balti’ became a thing...?
All the wannabe YouTubers that insist on filling all our local Facebook riding groups with their crappy video's, often including actual Strava links to trails that shouldn't be blasted all over the internet. Its really boiling my piss.
Ian Brown.
I’m really pissed off that he has turned out to be a massive whalloper.
Pissed off, sure. But surprised? We'll be saying that Morrissey being an utter roaster came totally out of left field next.
Which is an on-topic point actually. Morrissey.
Ooh, I know.
People who film videos in portrait. Tossbags, the lot of them.
People who don't seem to accept that many people spend a lot of time viewing videos in portrait on their phones. 😏
People who don't know that phones can be turned sideways to view videos properly 😏
Fun Thread.
Fly tippers and litterers in general. **** right off
Dog owners who don't pick up their dog's shit. I have a dog, I don't particularly enjoy picking up its shit but its a damn sight better than stepping in or riding through a random shit some lazy bastard hasn't bothered to pick up.
Horse riders - why do they get a pass on cleaning up shit? And they absolutely trash trails.
Torn face walkers who seem upset they have to make accommodations for cyclists on the cycle path.
Rita Ora could do with getting in the sea right now too.
In these Covid times one thing that consistently tests my levels of tolerance is runners with little or no regard for social distancing.
Polite request to all runners, when you pass pedestrians please allow plenty of space (other side of the road kind of plenty) and be mindful that not everyone you run past/at wants to inhale/walk into your freshly exhaled air.
Thank you.
All the wannabe YouTubers that insist on filling all our local Facebook riding groups with their crappy video’s, often including actual Strava links to trails that shouldn’t be blasted all over the internet. Its really boiling my piss.
YES!
Often prefaced with "I know this isn't about the Lake District, Peak District, Rivi, but I thought it might be of interest to some...".
No, it's not. Now **** off.
In these Covid times one thing that consistently tests my levels of tolerance is runners with little or no regard for social distancing.
Polite request to all runners, when you pass pedestrians please allow plenty of space (other side of the road kind of plenty) and be mindful that not everyone you run past/at wants to inhale/walk into your freshly exhaled air.
Thank you.
People who are walking three abreast on a wide pavement and don't even attempt to get into single file when I'm running in the opposite direction.
I'll happily run in the road or cross it if I can, but not possible when traffic is busy at my post-work run time.
Just sayin'
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In these Covid times one thing that consistently tests my levels of tolerance is runners with little or no regard for social distancing.
Polite request to all runners, when you pass pedestrians please allow plenty of space (other side of the road kind of plenty) and be mindful that not everyone you run past/at wants to inhale/walk into your freshly exhaled air.
Thank you.
An early entry for Daily Mail letter of the week.
The people that set up Spambots with ever-changing domain addresses.
I wish them a pox on their sphincters.
The people that set up Spambots with ever-changing domain addresses.
I wish them a pox on their sphincters.
Ah yes, also the bane of my life. If I have access to the server and mail filters, I normally go wild with regex to try and cut things down. A lot of the time though, Gmail and Microsoft do a decent job of killing the spam
The people that set up Spambots with ever-changing domain addresses
Oh God yes. Steve@somewheredifferenteverytime.com keeps emailing me property investment opportunities he seems to think I need to know about.
Ooh, I know.
People who film videos in portrait. Tossbags, the lot of them.
High 5! Irritates me too.
Brexit, Trump, Covid… enough to test anyones patience. I thought it was supposed to be the cream that rises to the top?
In a sewerage farm its the floaters that rise to the top.
People who, at the moment, I just can’t be arsed with.
erm... that should be *whom*...
😀
Fiona Bruce. I just can't stand her constantly talking over people on BBCQT
"Horse riders – why do they get a pass on cleaning up shit? And they absolutely trash trails."
You mean bridleways?
erm… that should be *whom*…
Shouldn’t that be “with whom”?
You?
Everyone all over the world is fine with me no matter how evil they are so long as they live me alone or not impose on me ... no problem with them all.
But NOT a single person from my Brother-in-law side of the family.
I would even shake hand and drink coffee/tea for a good laugh with Dear Leader Kim/Pol-Pot/Stalin/Mao/Saddam/Kennedy/Sturgeon/Blair/Obama/Taliban/Hitler etc than to greet these bunch (Brother-in-law side of the family) of lowest of the low waste of oxygen sub-spices of creatures that pretend to walk on two legs.
They tried to harm my sister when she was pregnant with my nephew luckily both survive ... (long story no need to disclose).
I shall visit them one day in hell with a cup of coffee/tea while I enjoy their soul and spirit being tortured for eternity.