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Tories.
Tony Hancock. Just too depressing. See also Steptoe and Son.
Gibson apologists.
Brexiteers.
Theists.
Daily Mail readers.
Anti vaxxers.
Audi/BMW drivers. Not all of you. Just the ****s who cut me up every single day on the M6.
Rangers fans.
Anyone who likes Las Vegas.
The scriptwriters of Death in Paradise - FFS, she's too good for him.
Lockdown dog owners.
Conspiracy theorists.
My sister in law.
People who call records vinyls.
Chris Sutton.
Shula Archer.
KFC marketeers. 20 wing bucket? Yes. Limited period only? Die painfully.
Completely ignoring the above makes life almost bearable.
You?
As above plus...
Nigel Farage
Covid deniers
Republican Party politicians
Julia Hartley-Brewer
Brexiteers
Go Compare advert bloke
Trump family
Anti BBC campaigners
Labour party members who have spent the last 9 months squabling between themselves rather than criticise the disasterous effects of the Tory Government's decisions.
Julia Hartley-Brewer
Yes, of course.
Sorry for missing her out.
The scriptwriters of Death in Paradise
Dude, spoilers.
KFC marketeers. 20 wing bucket? Yes. Limited period only? Die painfully.
returning for a limited time only, the vegan burger, fried in chicken fat. Finger on the pulse of your audience there, guys.
It definitely seems to be a time when a lot of people and groups just need to be ignored. Social media has helped make many more of these people visible, along with the traditional media having to report on everything.
Me and wife said same last night when the nutter republican women in the US was on the news. It would be better if the media just ignored her, when she comes out for a press conference the press should not turn up. Nothing she says is going to be positive or helpful so why bother listening/reporting on it.
If Farage wasn't given as much time do you think Brexit would have even happened?
I have to write this from the other direction i.e. who can i be arsed with..
No one other tham my kids and a few close friends.
I'm not on Rustys list.
Love you too bro!
Gibson apologists
Guy? Debbie? The cocktail? Help me out here.
To be honest I have always felt Leonard Cheshire was a far more inspirational leader.
Don't think I've seen any to disagree with.
Can I add
People who think Dubai is a perfect holiday destination
Myself mainly.
I'm on Rusty's naughty step! Give us our moment man, we've won nothing for years!!🤣
Me personally, I'm pretty chilled atm, only one thing that gets me at the moment is the moral high horses who rattle out that 'rule 1' trope at every opportunity. Away an shite.
Anyone who builds a garden fence with the posts on the outside
People who think Dubai is a perfect holiday destination
Amen!
May I add ‘Lozza’ Fox?
Folks that invest not a penny in garden boundaries, yet feel entitled to the 'good side'.
Anyone who builds a garden fence with the posts on the outside
Err, isn't that everybody ever excepting maybe @kormoran?
Backbench gammons moaning about lockdown pretending their focus is kids' education when it's clearly all about their own financial interests and personal freedom.
@nobeer - Ooh niche! They've clearly not read rule No.1 😜
I like RNP's swear filter avoidance. Any post with an element of jeopardy is worth reading
People who think any information that disagrees with their world view must be untrue.
May I add ‘Lozza’ Fox?
Someone should tell him you don't spell "Loser" like that.
The fact that a moderator has to type dafuq in a forum in 2021 to avoid the four stars is pretty sad too btw.
**** me. 🤣
Any of the current Govt Front Bench; Rabb and Patel, Hancock and Gove specifically
+ lockdown newbie countryside users who have no clue how to behave & or show courtesy to other users of shared paths & don't take their litter home.
Dog walkers who insist their dog is under control even though it's not on a lead and the dogs behaviour must be overlooked because it doesn't like horses/cyclists.
Anyone who says "it's not my job" when it clearly is.
Closed mind idiots who have the definitive option on everything even though they've never ever tried it themselves
People with hair that don't make the most of it.
People with hair that don’t make the most of it.
You utter monster
Anyone featured on this instagram feed
Unfortunately for her, that is a homeopathic ocean - with a tiny amount of sewage...
I like RNP’s swear filter avoidance. Any post with an element of jeopardy is worth reading
I just got told off😔
Nobbers (my sister) who moan about online businesses not paying enough tax then immediately order a tonne of stuff off Amazon with their prime account because it's soooooo convenient.
Nobbers (my sister) who have an air BnB and don't declare it as such to the Scottish government to avoid paying any extra money.
Nobbers (you know who) who put their son in an apartment in Scotland, then rent rooms out and don't declare it to the Scottish government.
I could go on but you get the idea.
Unfortunately for her, that is a homeopathic ocean – with a tiny amount of sewage…
🙂
And now the water has a memory of kicking her ass.
Anyone featured on this instagram feed
Probably a strong correlation with those who like Dubai.
One of my friends is on that list and she is a really nice person. So no.
Anyone who has just bought a diesel SUV to do the trip to the shops.
People with extendable dog leads.
I mean, they probably aren't all vapid narcissists but, well...
My list would be pretty long - the last couple of years have been a challenge for sure.
Brexit, Trump, Covid... enough to test anyones patience. I thought it was supposed to be the cream that rises to the top?
Would be quicker to list the people I can be arsed with....
Me (at times debatable)
The girlfriend
Old man, sister and her kids, my uncle
A few friends, none of whom live locally.
Not seen any biking mates for ages.
Good friend has more or less died since his bird popped out a cabbage patch baby
Work clique has gone quiet and not seen most of them for months.
Who I can be arsed with:
My estranged wife (also my best friend)
My workmate who got me into cycling.
Thats about it. Don't really miss anyone else. The people I did care about are dead. Rachel died 5 years ago today, my Stepdad died 6 years ago next Thursday and mum died 7 years ago next Wednesday.
I quite dislike February.
Oh Oh Oh - I like this
tories, brexiteers, tax avoiders, tories, Impolite people especially dog walkers, tories, covid deniers, flat earthers, social media "influencers" tories, bicycle haterz, nimbys, brexiteers, anyone involved in medicine for profit, edinburgh city council officials, grouse moor owners and users, fox hunters, all wildlife criminals including defra, brexiteers, militant god botherers, those that claim to be pro life, tories, bigots of all flavours, purity spirals, brexiteers, uk road designers, Murdoch Barclay and other newspaper owners that distort. Daily mail and express readers.
Myself.
.
I'm a grumpy git at present.
Trail dog owners
Lawrence Fox.
Sky TV and every other service if you don't keep switching.
Me:- I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Sky:- Can ask why?
Me:- The bill keeps going up, the broadband is slow and it's cheaper elsewhere.
Sky:- You've been a customer for a long time, You could have called and we could have sorted out a better deal.
Me:- Or you could just not have put the bill up and improved the service without me ringing up to cancel.
Beast from the East 2: when I just got into my riding again.
Work
Knife Crime.
Would be quicker to list the people I can be arsed with….
Same here:
My sister and her kids, possibly her husband too but he's not very sociable anyway.
My riding mates.
One of my old school friends.
On a good day my parents, on a bad day no (Brexit voters, Daily Mail readers)
So there's probably 7-9 people there. I don't make the list!
People who think Dubai is a destination
That’s better. The very idea of the place is just some of the very worst bits of wealth distribution.
Beast from the East 2
Haven’t seen the new model. I loved the original ones, probably my favourite Cannondales.
Generally keep myself to myself so others rarely bother me.
However, 2 people who have me for the first time in my life wanting to smash up the tv when I see them...
Matt Hancock
Keir Starmer
anyone in the queue ahead of me.
British Gas Homecare.
Arseholes to their staff and their customers.
We’ll be eight days without hot water if they actually show up this time.
I did the main categories above
I'll add - badly dressed men ie elastic wasted trousers, dress shoes with jeans. collared shirt without a tie, sports jacket and jeans, or that staple - the all beige palate
ditherers in shops - get your wallet ready don't hold me up
Middle lane hogs on motorways
Anyone who is able bodied and drives less than 2 miles
anyone with a pod coffee machine
anyone who slavishly follows a GPS
anyone who listens to music on their phone without headphones
fat people on public transport
Brexiteers who are still trying to convince strangers on the internet that it's gonna be great and we just need to buy British.
At least most of them are maintaining a guilty silence now.
I'll add to the list.
People who try and justify other people's poor performance (mostly this government) with the statement "could you do better?" or "they're doing their best".
It's not my line of ****ing work and if I did my job as badly I'd be sacked. Nobody would keep employing me and say "it's ok he's doing his best"
My attached neighbours, who don't give a toss about the lockdown, the environment or others.
As already said - lots of townies coming into the local countryside leaving their dog s**t bags in trees and bushes, chucking litter everywhere and parking badly, thinking their dog, child, self can just go where it wants (there are pregnant sheep around atm).
People who chop down mature or ancient trees and hedges. For me there is no excuse unless its uprooting your home.
People without common courtesy or manners.
Almost everyone TBH. My nihilism is hitting new heights. I watched that Greenland film last night and thought 'if only'.
The bastard who has driven out to the lane near our house and dumped his old sofa, cushions and other assorted debris into the verge, hedge and dyke. Scum.
collared shirt without a tie,
I’ll flip this and say people that wear ties. Outdated, old fashioned and serves zero ****ing purpose as an item of clothing. Might as well wear a lead around your neck or a piece of rope, electrical cable, liquorice. It would look just as stupid as a bit of fabric and serve the exact same purpose.
Sorry for being angry - received my second positive covid test last night and haven’t even fully recovered from the last bout in April. So Covid deniers and anti-vaccine types can **** off too. If they are also happen to be wearing ties I hope they get them trapped in something and end up being strangled.
"rad" lifestyle people.
Dog baby owners.
Anyone who comes with the title of 'Influencer' Most appear to be a shower of useless pricks.
People who claim to be connoisseurs of coffee, but then top it up with milk and white sugar.
Beast from the East 2
The forecast for a freezing week ahead is bloody brilliant IMO.
Frozen, firm trails again.
We've not even had any snow this side of the pennines this week.
Imbeciles that say things like:
- 'you wouldn't say that to my face' in any online spat. I would, because I'm not a little whiny bitch like you are.
- 'I think the word' gammon' is racist'. If you think that mate, you're definitely a prick
- 'I'd make Boris a cuppa'. If you've swallowed that bellends shit then you are embarrassingly stupid.
Thankfully, since coming off Facebook idiots like this are few and far between.
flyingpotatoes
Free Member
Nobbers (my sister) who moan about online businesses not paying enough tax then immediately order a tonne of stuff off Amazon with their prime account because it’s soooooo convenient.Nobbers (my sister) who have an air BnB and don’t declare it as such to the Scottish government to avoid paying any extra money.
Nobbers (you know who) who put their son in an apartment in Scotland, then rent rooms out and don’t declare it to the Scottish government.
I could go on but you get the idea.
bit of a harsh personal attack on nobbersinthefridge. jeez, let the guy celebrate in peace! 😆
Athiests: yes, I know you don't believe in God because yes you told me before. Yes, I know that your realisation makes you smarter than all theists. Thanks.
Celtic fans: no need to explain why
🙃
Wow, some proper bitter people about on here. Lefty remoaners mostly. Strange that. Seriously folks get on with your lives, being so bitter and twisted isnt going to change anything, it'll just make the things you believe to be so wrong, even worse.
Dog walkers!
I can't leave the house any time of day without tripping over some ****ing dog lead.
Plus there is dog shit everywhere!
I can't be arsed with most folks. Silence is golden. Still adjusting to civilian life. Not sure I can handle it. Think I may get back on a shooter gig.
People who say “lefty remoaners” and think it’s an insult. We just care and can’t stand the **** we’re having to face due to gammons believing the lies they’ve been fed
– ‘you wouldn’t say that to my face’ in any online spat. I would, because I’m not a little whiny bitch like you are.
– ‘I think the word’ gammon’ is racist’. If you think that mate, you’re definitely a prick
– ‘I’d make Boris a cuppa’. If you’ve swallowed that bellends shit then you are embarrassingly stupid.
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha !!!! I nearly choked laughing at that, nice one lol.
Bitch
Lots of lies, soft touch etc.
Nobeerinthefridge
Free Member
🤣🤣🤣 @seosamh77Tbh, anytime I see nobber on here, I assume it’s for me, and I’ve annoyed somebody!
😆
Anyone that says "I feel really sorry for Boris".
Fortunately most people, in real life, I'm ok with. Does my head in that people still aren't wearing masks in my corner shop though. If they can't be bothered to do that I doubt they bother to wash their hands*, distance, isolate if required etc etc.
*after a sh*t, let alone due to Covid.
Aw the wee secret Scots Tories that think now is the time to crawl out the woodwork and nip even more heids,gobshites.
If the cap fits. I'm ashamed to have been dragged to your level tbh.
Lefty remoaners mostly
People who use terms like 'libtard' 'remoaner' 'cuck' 'SJW' 'redpill' 'kek' 'deep state' etc
Thankfully, since coming off Facebook idiots like this are few and far between.
+1
I’m ashamed to have been dragged to your level tbh
Don't be too harsh, calling someone a whining little bitch , in a post where you whine like a little bitch cheered me up no end.
Disappointing that some seem to want to make it personal on an impersonal medium, but hey ho, that's modern life.
Disappointing that some seem to want to make it personal on an impersonal medium, but hey ho, that’s modern life.
Aint that the truth.
brads
Full MemberWhite noise
OK hun
anyone involved in medicine for profit
What, every GP?
Tony Hancock
He's been dead 50 odd years. You must be going out of your way not to be arsed with him. I mean he is pretty easy to avoid. 😂
Liberals
Paul Merton Just too depressing. See also the news.
Les Paul apologists.
Brexit deniers.
Atheists.
People who read newsprint.
Plague chat.
Mercedes and or pop bang remap drivers. All of you.
Celtic fans, actually no the now, they are offering great VFM ATM.
Anyone who's been to New York.
The scriptwriters of all soap operas–indeed people who watch soap operas.
The amount of dug shite left on the ground.
Non conspiracy theorists.
Your sister in law.
People who listen to tapes and call them tapes.
Chris Sutton
Nigella Lawson
Queues at any Fast food outlet.
Completely ignoring the above makes life almost bearable.
You?
Singletrackworld users generally. Including myself. Pompous and opinionated.
the all beige palate
That is gross.
I’ll add – badly dressed men ie elastic wasted trousers
Yes, agree.
dress shoes with jeans.
Yes.
collared shirt without a tie
Really? The collars came well before the tie. Also, casual button-down collared shirts, flannel shirts etc.
sports jacket and jeans,
Ah, yes - the Clarkson look.
or that staple – the all beige palate
I hope you are making an exception for the man from Del Monté, TJ?