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chewkw - can you make it through a post without using the phrase "zombie maggot"?!


 
Posted : 14/06/2014 1:59 pm
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grab the biggest one, hold him upside down and dunk him in a dog turd

😆 This!!!! 😆


 
Posted : 14/06/2014 2:05 pm
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peanut assault

Most peanuts assaulted.


 
Posted : 14/06/2014 2:05 pm
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Round here there were lots of kids stealing motorbikes riding them round like a bunch of homicidal ****ers and torching them. The police ignored all of this until it was a bank holiday weekend, they arrested the lot of them late on the thursday afternoon and held them until court on the tuesday morning. That seems to have resulted in a great reduction in that sort of behaviour. Good policing that.


 
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chewkw - can you make it through a post without using the phrase "zombie maggot"?!

FFS! This is not a thread for guitar noise?

What phrase do you want me to replace it with?

Are you a govt servant? I mean working for the govt? Council? Public sector?

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Most peanuts assaulted.

:mrgreen:

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... they arrested the lot of them late on the thursday afternoon and held them until court on the tuesday morning.

I hope they fed them plain porridge soaked in warm water only for few days.


 
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avoid them, do not stare at them, and do not confront them.they are prolly looking for a reason for a fight/conflict imho. Suppose it's different if someone is in real danger.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 7:54 am
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I felt like a proper dad yesterday, made some kids pick up their litter. Lots of abuse back my way, threats and denials but they did it, 3 of them, about 14, any more/older I'd have left it.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 9:20 am
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I now work for a university, does that count?

There's nothing wrong with saying 'zombie maggot', I just think the (amusing) phrase is losing its impact through overuse.

In other news, Maggot Brain is appropriate for this thread on several levels and is not 'noise'!


 
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There's nothing wrong with saying 'zombie maggot', I just think the (amusing) phrase is losing its impact through overuse.

Ah but it wouldn't be the same around here without Chewkw and his "Zombie Maggots", profligate use of the 'evil' emoticon, and his medieval, and frankly bi-sturbile opinions on capital/corporal punishment.

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Posted : 15/06/2014 11:33 am
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Maybe we need to put it to the vote. I'm inordinately bored of it, personally.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 12:32 pm
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One notch above that level over here.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 12:35 pm
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Bin it. Please.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 4:00 pm
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chewkw - can you make it through a post without using the phrase "zombie maggot"?!

Seems not.

FFS! This is not a thread for guitar noise?

What phrase do you want me to replace it with?


Anything, I don't really care

Are you a govt servant? I mean working for the govt? Council? Public sector?

What's your point, caller? What does it matter?
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Maybe we need to put it to the vote. I'm inordinately bored of it, personally.

I was bored of it after about the fifth or sixth repetition.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 6:39 pm
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Far as I can establish, chewkw, you've made a total of 214 "zombie maggot" posts. If you've not got your point across by now then I'd respectfully suggest that you're not going to.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 7:03 pm
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... you've made a total of 214 "zombie maggot" posts.

Ok, I shall come up with new terms. 😆


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 7:10 pm
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Oh good.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 7:12 pm
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By sterilising them so they can't breed more nobheads.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 8:50 pm
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[b]chewkw[/b] you've got a catch phrase, but no coherent argument, viewpoint or much worth saying. I call "troll".


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 9:51 pm
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Actually - to add some balance here - chewkw and I have had several nice, interesting and funny exchanges. I'm not saying any more than you have used that phrase too much for my liking.

This seems to have gone further than I intended, I'm out!

See you around, dudekw.


 
Posted : 15/06/2014 10:36 pm
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The concept or the consistent usage of the same phrase is attributed to Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan's character) ... Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! ... it really winds everyone up big time. 😆

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chewkw you've got a catch phrase, but no coherent argument, viewpoint or much worth saying. I call "troll".

Nahhh ... I don't like long argument really can't be bothered as it's not my cup of tea/coffee. Short sharp phrase to sum up the situation is the best.

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Actually - to add some balance here - chewkw and I have had several nice, interesting and funny exchanges.

Yes, I know I have some good funny exchanges with some on STW but I cannot recall all of them now. I know I used to have fun winding up TJ ... nice bloke he is but for whatever reasons many people cannot stand up to his lefty viewpoints, so they ban him and I lose out on my fun factor.

Cummon! Cummon! For fun sake! 😆


 
Posted : 16/06/2014 3:49 pm
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i should add my comments are not based on race at all. I personally think it's best to stay away from any group acting like this tbh


 
Posted : 16/06/2014 8:29 pm
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