but i do see a bottle of heinz ketchup with its back turned
In the fridge - how very middle class (both the keep it in the fridge and to try and crop it out of the photo)
I'm still in touch with my working class roots and keep my ketchup in the cupboard.
CFH has never ventured below stairs so doesn't know cook keeps the condiments.
A Goose-moose burger, 15 pickles and a plum (purple).
We're getting a rescue from dogs trust, could be a chewy though because he's ten+.
Ran out of normal tea bags today, with only decaf left I was persuaded to go to Morrisons and do a week's shop. I assume most people either ain't panic buying or can't afford to panic buy as it was as horrible as usual but no worse.
There was one chap with a worried look on his face, giant bag of pasta, uht milk, scooping up cans of stuff. He had the air of a worried squirrel about him.
I appear to have been buying lots of empty wine bottles; very strange.....
@mattbee that is genius
Excellent.
@mattbee that is genius
This, thanks mattbee
I panic bought a Skywatcher Skymax Maksutov telescope. It's not due for delivery for another few weeks (hopefully in time for my birthday), but I'm hoping to survive long enough to get a look through it.
Oh, and I'm probably responsible for the awful weather now because of this purchase.
https://www.firstlightoptics.com/sky-watcher-az-gti-wifi/sky-watcher-skymax-127-az-gti.html
Sorry
C.
Did a shopping trip to Costco yesterday. Just picked up the usual stuff so no panic buying for me.
Plenty of other people there leaving with four or five of the huge loo roll packs and hundreds of bottles of water. I've never seen Costco so busy or the shelves so empty.
Worryingly they were out of the catering size packs of Yorkshire Tea bags. Not sure if that's coronavirus or Rishi Sunak related though.
I got a Gillette Contour razor + 20 blades for the price of 12 blades (without the actual razor) in Superdrug. If things get messy, I can make a clean-shaven fortune selling that spare razor.
Not really a panic buy, but I bought another 5kg of Pale Ale malt on Saturday and some more yeast.
If nothing else, the apocalypse will have another 20L or so of Belgian ale to make it bearable.
I’m considering panic buying a Wavesport Ethos 10.5 kayak.
If it’s the end times I want to have some fun first!
I bought a half a dozen baseball bats and a box of 6" nails. No ****er is going to get my bog roll! 🙂
Our espresso machine is on it's last legs. Reckon a panic buy new one is on the cards. No point facing bog-roll-death-fights without having some decent coffee first, right?
So then. 2nd hand pre-2015 gaggia classic or rancilio or new base model sage?
With an espresso machine, you need the bog roll.
Speaks of which I’ve just orders 48 rolls.
Toilet rolls - you can never have too many toilet rolls. They will be the new currency in a post Covid 19 world
I’m considering panic buying a Wavesport Ethos 10.5 kayak.
If it’s the end times I want to have some fun first!
Nice looking one on eBay. In panic green.
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F333532334045
I’ve just bought a Somy RX100 mk iv on eBay for a very reasonable price.
Should be good for documenting the apocalypse for future generations.
we have 2L of long life skimmed milk just in case. We can't survive without tea...
Nice looking one on eBay. In panic green.
Ta for that, shame it’s so very far away. I’m in Fife.
Surely if bog rolls become unavailable due to meltdown of society you can just wash your bum with water like half the world’s population? Doesn’t seem worth stockpiling.....
Surely if bog rolls become unavailable due to meltdown of society you can just wash your bum with water like half the world’s population?
Or do it like the Romans did - use a wet sponge. You can even share it amongst friends!
(xylospongium)
I panic bought a box of cherry bakewells from Asda when I went to get my lunch. I might panic buy an Xbox 360 and Halo off ebay if I have enough shandies at the weekend.
I bought some extra tape to keep the looters away.
Because we got a puppy last year I was bulk buying hand gel - well £11 for a tray of 4 pump bottles seemed like a good buy , they are now unavailable from the original supplier but I can see them on ebay for .. £30 each or £99 for 4 , and the ones I saw last night have sold...
...can you imagine how much chaos we would be in if we get a few inches of snow as well!! The panic buying would be off the scale! 😱😱😱
The country has gone ****ing mad. ☹️
4 Packets of Bourbon Biscuits, just a start, will be building up to 20 packets
The notion of us both being forced to work from home and there being no biscuits to stop her talking fills me with fear.
My local shop has sold out of xylospongium.
I bought some extra tape to keep the looters away.
Want. Purely for pranking purposes.
I have:
15kg rice
8 kg of pasta
plenty of dry food
plenty of tin food
plenty of MSG
at least 10kg of tea
3kg of coffee beans
at least 8 Litre of cooking oil
at least 5kg of flour
8kg of sugar
about 5 kg of salt
and plenty of spice ...
Safety razor blades, shaving soap, after shave that will last me this life time especially the safety razor blades.
The only thing I need is fresh veg or fruits ... hmm ... think I can survive for at least 2 months easy. 🤔
lol 5 kilos of salt, that'll kill you quicker than the corvid-19
No one panic bought coke and hookers yet?
I am disappointed.
Some Burgtec carbon bars and a 35mm stem...
Some summer road tyres and tubes for escaping the covid19 apocalypse, if I get over manflu19. And a crate of Co Op 6-pack hot cross buns.
4 27.5 innertubes (realised I only had one in my camelbak) - always carry two in case of a zombie attack, or some panic buying prepper attack.
Thought this was a ‘panic before brexit buying’ subject.
Steel 29 👍
Lots of expensive mtb clothing 👍
Few spares and consumables 👍
lol 5 kilos of salt, that’ll kill you quicker than the corvid-19
I guess it'll take a while for Corvid 19 to peck you to death.....
No one panic bought coke and hookers yet?
I bought three crates of Pepsi Max.
A block of chocolate, however now need to explain to my wife how the mice opened it, ate it all and put the wrapper in the bin. Might need to invest in some mice traps (or less chocolate)
About 400 of these.... should keep the zombies away for a while.
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People have always talked about what they would do if the 4 minute warning went off, at least now we know what they'd really do, they'd go and check they had enough bog roll left!
So current level of panic buying.
tumble drier, chainsaw, new buoyancy aid, bike for the kid, and a set of noise cancelling headphones.
should see us right for the apocalypse.
No one panic bought coke and hookers yet?
Surely more likely to result in acquiring a virus than helping to survive one?
@sharkbait what shot size have you gone with? Anything smaller than 3 is going to be brushed off by the zombies.
Thought I'd better get ready for Armageddon so slipped a caterers sized tub of Marmite and a gallon of pickled gherkins into the basket tonight. Will provide a mixed diet with the frozen profiteroles in the freezer.
I did a bit of shopping yesterday on way back from Wednesday night group ride. Mrs WF accused me of "hamster shopping" (must be a German term 🙂 ), as, in addition to her small list of bits and bobs, I bought 3 bags of pasta, 12 tins of Baked beans, 4 tins of mushy peas, 4 tins of chopped toms, and a 2 kilo bag of porridge oats. Like I told her, they won't go bad.
Just ordered 24 more arrows for my horse bow..... Ain't no fu**er getting my bog rolls before they're stuck like a porcupine.
Also a slab of baked beans and a crate of Guinness.... Healthy balanced diet right there, so I've been told.
Hobnobs. But then I ate all of them.
I'm trying not to drink my Armageddon port, bourbon or corona. Or eat my Armageddon twiglets and walkers popadoms.
TBH a small part of me wants it to kick off so I can have Christmas round two, eat, drink, tell my boss to ****ing do one for a few weeks and do nothing.
4x 40 sachet packs of Felix. 5 cats will eat that
So about a week before they start eating you then?
About 400 of these…. should keep the zombies away for a while.
If you hand reload all 400 of those with ball bearings instead of shot.
Good luck! I'd rather get eaten by the zombies 🙂
48 bog rolls arrived.
I feel ready!
Bought some more Hobnobs, weren't so many on the shelf as before.
Feeling a bit peckish as it happens...
I picked up some steak.
I picked up some steak
I hate to brake it to you, but steaks only work on vampires, not zombies. So as they're no use feel free to send them my way - will swap for Andrex.
Last pair of Nike Streak 7’s in the UK in my size.
A loaf of soar dough from the local bakers.
A bag of BBQ hula hoops.
I think I’m sorted.
I hate to brake it to you, but steaks only work on vampires, not zombies. So as they’re no use feel free to send them my way – will swap for Andrex.
I’m willing to risk it.
I witnessed some superb panic buying behaviour when I was panic buying Lidl’s cycle maintenance sprays earlier.
People are panic buying hand sanitiser. So much so that Lidl are restricting purchases to 2 per customer. I know this because the customer in front of me was trying to buy 6..and when they weren’t looking, the customer in front of them slyly moved 2 of their bottles forward into their shopping! This caused a very mild argument, until 6 bottle lady had 4 of hers confiscated by the till lad saying “sorry, only 2 allowed” . ha. By then 2 bottle “thief” had gone, so they both lost out and will probably be dead in a week.
I was panic buying Timothy Taylor's Landlord by the pint last night. This sore throat is giving me an awful thirst
😜
I went to the shops to get bog roll because we've actually run out, but shelves were empty so I'm in a panic now as I'm starting to crown.
I went to the shops to get bog roll because we’ve actually run out, but shelves were empty so I’m in a panic now as I’m starting to crown.
If you've got a curious turtle.. Pro tip, you can also use kitchen roll!
Pro tip, you can also use kitchen roll!
Or a fun sponge.
People really are as dumb as rocks. It seems the medium priced stuff has sold out! But the premium, budget and recycled is sill available.
My local sainsbury just now.
The kitchen roll is on the left and the bog roll on the right..
For my sins though I have ordered an extra 2 bags of huel. I've got enough to live on that alone for about a month now if food becomes unavailable.
It’s a kind of selective panic. Better get stocked up with bog roll! But only the sort my arse is used to.
Why is it just bog roll that's being panic bought? Rest of the supermarket seems well stocked?
My shower is within walking distance from my bog, so worst case scenario, I can just have a shower after taking a dump.
**** buying orphanage grade paper, I'm not an animal.
I might panic buy a new PC. If I have to self isolate I'd better be able to play Doom Eternal.
Today I've stocked up on party balloons to keep my family a stock of non-infected air for breathing at a later date should anyone in my street become contaminated.
I've also got a supply of doorknobs, push plates and handles to allow me to use my own whenever I have to use a door which could have been touched by someone whose Covid-19 status is not known.
Please feel free to purchase your own supplies of these items, I've already got loads 😉
I'm half tempted to panic buy some wood to make a few canoe paddles with.
Will give me something to do if I need to self isolate.
wondering if a makita battery router/trimmer might help fend off the hordes.
Will resort to using wood chip to clean my arse if it gets that bad
Yesterday before going to Tesco, in a panic buy, I bought a 2 litre Bull's-eye Red Hot Chilli BBQ sauce by Heinz ... 😬
I panicked the moment I saw a 2 litre bottle on sale that I must have. 😂
Me grilling some chicken wings tonight.
My g/f is seeing the panic buying first hand, she works on the till at a local B&M, and today was no different, someone forgot to monitor the door at 4pm, and a bunch of people came in and filled their trolleys, to her intense annoyance. Fortunately she can grab a pack of loo rolls when she goes in on an early start, and hand sanitiser as well, not that we use it at home, soap and water is as good, but handling filthy lucre means regular hand cleaning - some customers kick off when they see her using it and they can’t buy any, because they have an absolute entitlement to it! 🙄
I panic bought a MT500 waterproof jacket after finally finding my size in stock and having a code for another £20 off, oh and a new toothbrush and two Pot Noodles (not from the same shop).
I’m starting to suspect that there is plenty of bog roll, it’s just some supermarkets are having a laugh and not refilling shelves when it gets bought...
Pretty much, yesterday there were tumbleweeds in the isle, this morning full of rolls.
Just panic bought a sourdough loaf and a cronut from the local bakery.
May panic buy a pint of Enville later too.
WTF is a cronut ?
I was in Tesco yesterday and some of the shelves were looking decidedly bare. I panic bought a new telly while I was there. Getting fed up not being able to read the text on the wee 21 inch set I've got connected to my playstation, so got a 40 inch to replace it. Hopefully won't be crashing into any more planets in the near future....if I have a future.
