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An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman sat in a bar...
They were having a pint when the Englishman's son walks in,
He proudly announces that his sons name is George as he was born on St George's Day.
The Scotsman's son walks in and he said his name was Andrew as he was born on St Andrews's Day.
The Irishman's son walks in and his dad shouts come over here Pancake.
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Would probably have been funnier(*) if you hadn't blown the punchline in the thread title.
(* - relatively)
I've been trying to think of a pancake joke but I'm not sure I can batter that one.
I've just picked up a load of eggs, flour and milk in preparation for tonight.
That bastard who keeps parking his van in front of my drive will be washing it for the next fortnight.
I've just picked up a load of eggs, flour and milk in preparation for tonight.That bastard who keeps parking his van in front of my drive will be washing it for the next fortnight.
well done, you win the worst joke ever told award.
You can take your award and stick it up your crêper.
No, the OP's is worse
Really? Sorry, I'll try harder.
I'd look one up in my [i]Bumper Book Of Easter Puns[/i], but it appears I've Lent it out to someone.
Cougar - I'm going to report you to the mo....
Oh, damn you
No, the OP's is worse
I agree, I lol'd at cougar's.
JESUS! if these jokes don't get better, I'm going to get CROSS.
although there's a bit of a STIGMATA attached to religious jokes isn't there?
I can't believe it's pancake Tuesday again.
Honestly, it just crêped up on me
If anyone else makes a shit joke about tossing on Pancake Day, I will batter them.
I love pancake day. It's the only day of the year I can tell the office I'm going home for a toss, and no-one bats an eyelid.
Brazil! Happy Marde Gras! Britain! Happy Pancake Day. Who needs nude street festivals? Pass the lemon juice....
What a load of tossers.
My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday.
She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
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Pancake Day,
The only day of the year where hitting the ceiling is considered a bad toss.
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There are probably kids nowadays who've never even heard of St Pancake.
Pancake day. The only day of the year Alastair Cook doesn't mind his batter getting beat.
IGMC
my wife's promised to wait for me to get home before she starts the tossing, but her dads going round so she'll probably start tossing with him 😕 & maybe the dog too.