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Oh they're popular, just not for the things you assume, and not in the numbers.
Well, we’re nothing if not predictable
One down in the first 15 minutes
EDIT: 2 down in 30 minutes. Sunday league defending. It’s just embarrassing
Wel it's consistent. 2 after 30 minutes.
Going out, finishing bottom of the group by the looks of things at the moment.
I suspect Mo Salah might be rather looking forward to playing against this defence on Sunday
I thought the whole point of starting with McFred was that it was a more defensive midfield.
That’s going well, isn’t it?
You’ll beat Liverpool on Sunday and Ole will be the messiah again, for another few games at least, before the cycle repeats.
This is brilliant 🤩.
Actually it’s bad … nice 2-2 draw now would be ideal .. Ole in
Steve Bruce is available? Just saying like.
I don’t think Bruce will consider a job that low … think of his family
We’ll need Big Sam at this rate
This new kids not bad
If we ever bothered to show up for a first half, we’d be awesome
Ole in etc. Great comeback and he’ll come out with all the usual United cliches for sure. Making heavy weather of the easiest champions league group by a country mile but if it keeps him in the job I’m happy.
Norwich are going for lowest point count record.... Jorginho has the cigars out strolling around like a charity game. 3 academy players on the scoresheet for Chelsea.
7? Blimey, that’s a proper shoeing!
Looks like Watford are in for another tough day at the office too
great shout Binners!
My predictions are up to their usual standard then? 😃
The bookies bloody love me for a very good reason
Some bonkers scores today. I’m loving this season so far, despite us looking like Europa League candidates. Tomorrow’s going to be interesting
Police are responding to complaint that the banner was ‘offensive’. Hahahahaha.
Police are responding to complaint that the banner was ‘offensive’.
That's an interesting one. Truth hurts.
I wonder if non Newcastle fans will ever let this fade away. Will we see constant banners and hear songs every Newcastle away tie.
Interesting what the short medium and long reactions from all parties, police, premier league, Newcastle fans and owners, will be if feelings continue to be made.
That banner is brilliant!
United v Liverpool could be a goal fest today! Liverpool look good going forward again but are letting in a few. So 0-0 then?!
Yip. Got my scouse brethren round for the match later. We’ve both agreed that with Salah presently pretty much unplayable, two shaky looking defences, and with our second half goal flurry the other night, plus all the usual hype, this ones got nil nil written all over it!
This mornings Observer has the most on-the-money article about United I've ever read, which details pretty accurately where we are as a club under this ownership and why their priorities mean that actually winning stuff isn't even really a priority
What is important to note is that none of this is remotely contingent on United winning things here and now. The silverware has already been won; the myths forged; the brand established. If you can monetise the treble-winning side in China 22 years later, then you can probably keep doing it for another 22. All the machine really requires to keep it running is Champions League football every year, a steady supply of heroics and the idea that on some level United are still engaged in the “pursuit of excellence”.
As a United fan it's a thoroughly depressing read as it just confirms what we've all known for years. The owners don't give a toss about what goes on on the pitch really, they exist to simply rinse as much cash out of 'the brand' (whatever that is?) as possible
It’s not so much a football club any more. It’s a theme park
Spursy
oh dear 2 down in 13 mins
The old 'go two goals down' strategy again eh!
Defensive rankings for United this season:
Clean sheets - 18th
Tackles per game - 20th
Errors leading to shots - 20th
That is awful.
The old ‘go two goals down’ strategy again eh!
It’s our comfort zone
oh dear oh dear this is abysmal
Jeezo. Ole out yet binners?
Great to see Keita looking a lot sharper this season. I wasn't sure he was good enough tbh.
Oh FFS liverpool, you're going to get Ole sacked at this rate, at least let them have some hope.
dear oh dear this is abysmal
No it's great watching Man Utd's myth being destroyed in full view of a worldwide audience.
The initial tackle was worthy of a red in itself. Ronaldo is very lucky there.
too ****ing easy
Steve Bruce is available!
The initial tackle was worthy of a red in itself. Ronaldo is very lucky there.
The first tackle was a yellow no where near a red, but how he doesn't go off for kicking out like that I have no clue.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The first tackle was a yellow no where near a red
Wild tackle from behind, nowhere near the ball, take a player out and knock him to the ground? I dunno
but how he doesn’t go off for kicking out like that I have no clue.
Only listening to the commentary, but I wonder if it had been someone other than Ronaldo would they have been sent off?
4-0 at half time..... Sounds like what both teams deserve.
Ole out yet binners?
After seeing he was starting the same players in the same formation as Wednesday night, I was incredulous. Especially as that involved a midfield of McFred
It went so well
Do we actually have a defence? Or a midfield?
This is a complete shitshow. I’m sat next to a gloating Scouser too
It's certainly not a nil nil then.
First one was waist high, his head just went.
I'd have given a yellow.
And then another yellow for the dissent of walking off. He knew he was going to get something, at least a talking too and almost definitely a card and yet walked 50 yards away. Clear dissent.
This is a complete shitshow. I’m sat next to a gloating Scouser too
Christ I almost feel sorry for binners
He was a lucky boy for sure, an angry home crowd and he was gone, though when getting tonked like this he's not of much use unless you need someone to stand around with his arms in the air.
United look a worse team with him in it, despite the goals - it's weird. They said the same about him at Juve.
Can't remember if I posted it already but I saw a stat that not only does he do the least pressing of anyone in the league he does half as much as the next on the list.
Fans already on their way home. Nice
Watching the goals, that defence just don't work together, first goal they just rush out for balls that aren't needing to be chased down by defenders, second they aren't even aware of where they are, third they just stand about, Salah moved past two defenders to get back on that ball for his goal, fourth, well not much to say.
United look a worse team with him in it, despite the goals
he's a passenger when the oppo have the ball
cripes!
We'll see if Pogba can do something, oops ;o)
and now a VAR offside!
OMG could this get any funnier? 🤣
Maybe Ronaldo could miss a penalty?
Fans already on their way home. Nice
It’s a long way back to Surrey.
this has potential to get to vide-printer word territory.
And now that's referred I think it has to be red.
Oh this could be game of the season!
Off!
The clip of Fergie looking rather glum followed by Dalgleish laughing says everything about this match.
That was as clear a straight red as you’ll ever see. A proper leg-breaker. Ronnie is lucky to still be on the pitch and so is Bruno
This could be double figures
Embarrassing
straight down the tunnel and to the hairdressers
Could be worse...could be a Norwich fan (cringes). Norwich are shaping up to be the worst prem team of all time and are most certainly not good enough be be anywhere near the top flight. I'm almost hoping for some kind of Eurovision result where we don't get a single win so we can claim the official worst ever title.
I was out for my 50th birthday party last night and was feeling very very rough. I have to say this game has cheered me up no end
Oh, it got funnier. Don't think Pogba's tackle was much worse than Fernandes' TBH.
don't think he's going to be the last manu player to see red today
Less funny 🙁
It’s certainly not a nil nil then.
He was half right. Which, to be fair, is more than he usually is.
This could quite possibly be Graeme Souness' best day of his life, his team thumping united at their place and Pogba sent off!
What a save. That would have been the icing on the cake from TAA
Neville is still making excuses for Ole, trying to claim that it's a new team and project.
Always knew Pogba had a bit of a petulant edge to him, but jaysus. Otoh, it's the most effort I've ever seen him put in while wearing a United shirt. Is he just there for the money? He is completely different when he plays for France. United's answer to Ozil?
Dunno about that, he's been quite brutal about them mostly.
Would love to hear Roy Keane's views on this performance
United’s answer to Ozil?
He makes Ozil look like Patrick Viera
Pogba is incredible for France.
Would be a classy touch for the Man U fans that are left to applaud Liverpool/Salah at the end but I can't see it. 🙂
they've had the cigars and brandy out since the sending off.
Pogba is incredible for France.
Which makes it all the more mystifying. And frustrating, if you're a United fan.
That was just humiliating
And I’ve commented a few times about how infuriating it is watching Pogba play for France, where he actually bothers to turn up
I don’t feel sorry for binners …. Or any of the Man U 😂😂😂