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Oh great I've just given the Daily Mirror a click.
Important consumer information there from the mirror as ever.
Well there's broken and then there's bruised.
Admit it - you would though....
So did he go for the pics so everyone knew his was size of a wine bottle?

Why would you even go to the newspaper with that story?
slightly confused why they censored his willy but left his nutsack showing
also is she a giantess or is he a manlet
slightly confused why they censored his willy but left his nutsack showing
And my decision as to whether this is a work-appropriate articale is made!
OH Mirror, not Mail... let's have a butchers...
Very weird publishing loads of photos pixelated out. Can't fathom that. Not that I wanted to see, but I think no photos would have been better.
Ah, [i]that[/i] Louise! 😆 *shudders*
Take away the pain but leave the swelling.
So, his and her day at work will be full of awkward glances...
What on earth motivates people to discuss these these things with the press? I assume the motivation is financial, how much do people get paid for stories like that?
Admit it – you would though….
No, no I wouldn't.
Really fancy a can of Tango now.
Just to raise the level of debate slightly...(safe for work, I promise)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28874325
If you want pictures, just read a few case reports. Pubmed usually includes pictures - nsfw or a mild stomach 😉
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=penile+fracture
Louise said she feels "traumatised" and guilty.
Not for the first time on STW either....
The pair, who have been dating for six months, were doing "doggy style" when he misjudged and slipped into her
Ah, that old excuse ...
It's her Ex's I feel sorry for.
Think about it ... She really must must be a nightmare, if the only fella left for her is a blading, lonsdale wearing short arse, who is 12 years her senior.
If you want pictures, just read a few case reports. Pubmed usually includes pictures – nsfw or a mild stomach
There's one who had 3! THREE! fractures. I can't look at the pictures, but imagine one of these dipped in ketchup

She grabbed hold of it and it grew and grew....
Same old Louise.
Keep the swelling but take away the agony