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That's gotta hurt! Ouch


 
Posted : 31/01/2019 8:24 pm
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Oh great I've just given the Daily Mirror a click.


 
Posted : 31/01/2019 8:29 pm
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Important consumer information there from the mirror as ever.


 
Posted : 31/01/2019 10:14 pm
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Well there's broken and then there's bruised.


 
Posted : 31/01/2019 10:17 pm
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Admit it - you would though....


 
Posted : 31/01/2019 11:31 pm
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So did he go for the pics so everyone knew his was size of a wine bottle?


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 12:01 am
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massive wine bottle


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 1:00 am
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Why would you even go to the newspaper with that story?


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 8:42 am
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slightly confused why they censored his willy but left his nutsack showing

also is she a giantess or is he a manlet


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 9:32 am
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slightly confused why they censored his willy but left his nutsack showing

And my decision as to whether this is a work-appropriate articale is made!


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 9:34 am
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OH Mirror, not Mail... let's have a butchers...

Very weird publishing loads of photos pixelated out. Can't fathom that. Not that I wanted to see, but I think no photos would have been better.


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 10:08 am
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Ah, [i]that[/i] Louise! 😆 *shudders*


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 10:11 am
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Take away the pain but leave the swelling.


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 11:27 am
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So, his and her day at work will be full of awkward glances...


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 11:29 am
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What on earth motivates people to discuss these these things with the press? I assume the motivation is financial, how much do people get paid for stories like that?


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 11:40 am
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Admit it – you would though….

No, no I wouldn't.


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 11:47 am
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Really fancy a can of Tango now.


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 1:22 pm
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Just to raise the level of debate slightly...(safe for work, I promise)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28874325

If you want pictures, just read a few case reports. Pubmed usually includes pictures - nsfw or a mild stomach 😉

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=penile+fracture


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 1:28 pm
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Louise said she feels "traumatised" and guilty.

Not for the first time on STW either....


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 1:50 pm
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The pair, who have been dating for six months, were doing "doggy style" when he misjudged and slipped into her

Ah, that old excuse ...


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 1:51 pm
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It's her Ex's I feel sorry for.

Think about it ... She really must must be a nightmare, if the only fella left for her is a blading, lonsdale wearing short arse, who is 12 years her senior.


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 2:03 pm
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If you want pictures, just read a few case reports. Pubmed usually includes pictures – nsfw or a mild stomach

There's one who had 3! THREE! fractures. I can't look at the pictures, but imagine one of these dipped in ketchup


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 2:13 pm
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She grabbed hold of it and it grew and grew....
Same old Louise.


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 4:39 pm
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Admit it – you would though….

Not even with yours.
Lols @Kryton57!


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 4:47 pm
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Keep the swelling but take away the agony


 
Posted : 01/02/2019 11:13 pm

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